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Funny story: Hot and Cold Running Water

Hot and Cold Running Water

The shower in my apartment has got me thinking about people; specifically what seems to be many women's all or nothing attitude towards the one's they love to hate, or is it hate to love? My shower works into this in a number of ways. To begin with, the hot water is not very convenient to my abode as it is piped in from a boiler located a full block away rather than a heater in the next room. L...

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Funny story: Psychiatrist Discovers New Planet, Blames Its Erratic Orbit On Chemical Imbalance

Psychiatrist Discovers New Planet, Blames Its Erratic Orbit On Chemical Imbalance

While looking through the main telescope of the Winkenblinken Public Observatory last month, prominent psychiatrist A. Gorden Crumgranit discovered a previously unknown planet revolving around a nearby star. Astronomers have confirmed that the plane...

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Funny story: Don't Drink the Water

Don't Drink the Water

A recent study has shown, that there are drugs in our drinking water. America is not the only country this has happend to, it appears that almost all countries have this issue.

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Funny story: Spitzer Pharmaceuticals to enter lucrative placebo market

Spitzer Pharmaceuticals to enter lucrative placebo market

After the revelation that many doctors are prescribing placebos for their patients, Spitzer Pharmaceuticals, makers of advanced pharmaceutical products, announced today that it has developed a more-potent placebo.

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Funny story: Pharmaceuticals company to enter lucrative placebo market

Pharmaceuticals company to enter lucrative placebo market

After the revelation that many doctors are prescribing placebos for their patients, a manufacturer of advanced pharmaceutical products has announced today that it has developed a more-potent placebo.

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Funny story: Universal Pill Announced

Universal Pill Announced

New Jersey -- The world's largest drug manufacturer called a press conference today to announce a breakthrough in pharmaceutical treatment. Pharmacon CEO Percy M. Tede described the so-called ‘universal pill,' long-sought by drug producers, as a "pa...

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Funny story: Bush-Blair plan replaces animal testing with testing on Muslim Prisoners

Bush-Blair plan replaces animal testing with testing on Muslim Prisoners

Reliable sources and documents leaked by those sources reveal last night that Bush and Blair are about to bring an end to a long running controversy in the western world i.e. the testing on animals by the pharmaceutical, defence and cosmetics industr...

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Funny story: Insurance Companies Remove Antibiotics From Formularies and Substitute Shrimp

Insurance Companies Remove Antibiotics From Formularies and Substitute Shrimp

Minnetonka, Minneapolis--Led by managed care giant United Healthcare (NASDAQ code: X$%^&*$#%^$^ subscribers), all major HMOS in the United States have removed all antibiotics from their formularies due to rising pharmaceutical prices and the necessit...

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Funny story: Barney to Replace Pele as Spokesman for Viagra

Barney to Replace Pele as Spokesman for Viagra

In a shock announcement today the global pharmaceutical corporation Pfizer confirmed the end of their relationship with the worlds most famous footballer Pele. They confirmed today that Pele's contract for the endorsement of their best selling imp...

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