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Funny story: Peter Crouch wants to go out with Big Bird

Peter Crouch wants to go out with Big Bird

Peter Crouch the worlds tallest football player, who should really have been a basketball player, wants to go out with Kelly Crabtree, alias Tupele Dorgu, alias Big Bird. Big Bird recently departed from Coronation Street,to rejoin Sesame Street, a...

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Funny story: Peter Crouch to take up basketball

Peter Crouch to take up basketball

Footballer Peter Crouch the very tall skinny guy that looks like a pipe cleaner is to take up basketball. He claims that although he scores occasionally when he plays football he reckons he will score more often playing basketball. We are all fami...

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Funny story: Peter Crouch named as the worlds tallest man

Peter Crouch named as the worlds tallest man

The moonwalking football giant has today been named as the worlds tallest man. Following a recent growth spurt the gargantuan has reached the dizzy height of 9ft 6 inches beating the previous record holder, Robert Wadlow, by an incredible 7 inches.

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Funny story: Crouch is a Giraffe

Crouch is a Giraffe

I can officially reveal that Liverpool's beanpole striker, Peter Crouch is a giraffe. The startling revelation came yesterday after he was spotted leaving a zoo supply store eating a large bag of giraffe feed.

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Funny story: England Players Demand Pay Increase

England Players Demand Pay Increase

England footballers, including captain John Terry and his Chelsea team mate Frank Lamppost, have told the Football Association that they will not play for England again unless they are given a

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Funny story: England Deal Crushing Blow To Baltic Oiks

England Deal Crushing Blow To Baltic Oiks

England football manager Steve McClanger was "over the moon" this morning after his team systematically dismantled Estonia in their Euro 2008 qualifier in Tallinn.

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Funny story: Who is Peter Crouch really?

Who is Peter Crouch really?

Following Liverpool's semi-final Champions league win over Chelsea on penaties reports have been confirmed that 6'7 Liverpool striker Peter Crouch is in fact a shaven wookie from the planet Kashyyk.

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Funny story: "Peter Crouch, The Greatest I've Ever Seen" - Thierry Henry. Liverpool 4 - Arsenal 1.

"Peter Crouch, The Greatest I've Ever Seen" - Thierry Henry. Liverpool 4 - Arsenal 1.

After witnessing his side's defeat at the hands of Liverpool, Arsenal's Thierry Henry had an amazing statement for the press; "Peter Crouch is the greatest striker I've ever seen."...

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Funny story: It's confirmed, Peter Crouch is Timmy...!!!

It's confirmed, Peter Crouch is Timmy...!!!

Liverpool - 9th September 2005.

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