Peter Crouch the worlds tallest football player, who should really have been a basketball player, wants to go out with Kelly Crabtree, alias Tupele Dorgu, alias Big Bird.
Big Bird recently departed from Coronation Street,to rejoin Sesame Street, a...
Footballer Peter Crouch the very tall skinny guy that looks like a pipe cleaner is to take up basketball. He claims that although he scores occasionally when he plays football he reckons he will score more often playing basketball.
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The moonwalking football giant has today been named as the worlds tallest man. Following a recent growth spurt the gargantuan has reached the dizzy height of 9ft 6 inches beating the previous record holder, Robert Wadlow, by an incredible 7 inches.
I can officially reveal that Liverpool's beanpole striker, Peter Crouch is a giraffe. The startling revelation came yesterday after he was spotted leaving a zoo supply store eating a large bag of giraffe feed.
England footballers, including captain John Terry and his Chelsea team mate Frank Lamppost, have told the Football Association that they will not play for England again unless they are given a
England football manager Steve McClanger was "over the moon" this morning after his team systematically dismantled Estonia in their Euro 2008 qualifier in Tallinn.
Following Liverpool's semi-final Champions league win over Chelsea on penaties reports have been confirmed that 6'7 Liverpool striker Peter Crouch is in fact a shaven wookie from the planet Kashyyk.
After witnessing his side's defeat at the hands of Liverpool, Arsenal's Thierry Henry had an amazing statement for the press; "Peter Crouch is the greatest striker I've ever seen."...
Liverpool - 9th September 2005.
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