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Funny story: Sick Perv Who Faked Own Death Receives Free Handouts in Jail

Sick Perv Who Faked Own Death Receives Free Handouts in Jail

A SICK PERVERT who attempted to fake his own death by SELF-ABUSING himself for forty-eight hours was today sentenced to spend the rest of his life in a recently-carpeted bungalow in beautiful Lytham St Annes, AT YOUR EXPENSE! The MONSTER who canno...

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Funny story: Female 'Peeping Tom' Arrested

Female 'Peeping Tom' Arrested

The New York Police Department arrested a Georgia Tech student on "Peeping Tom" charges on Wednesday morning after she entered a man's bathroom as a male student showered, according to the police report. Officers responded to a call from the seco...

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Funny story: Calling All PBS Perverts!

Calling All PBS Perverts!

Have you ever been bad in the Badlands? Sowed your seed at Lake Mead? Had a hot time at Hot Springs? Gotten laid in the Everglades? If so, Ken Burns wants to talk to you. Burns, the respected pixie-haired documentary filmmaker, is already busy with the sequel to his sure-to-be-a-blockbuster on the U.S. National Parks, which premieres this weekend on PBS. The follow-up film will have the wo...

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Funny story: Sod'Em: Not In Our Town

Sod'Em: Not In Our Town

The historic city of Gloucester has been saved from descending into a cesspit of vile sexual depravity. A planning application to turn a hotel into a "private member's sex club" complete with a "fetish room" for "adult enjoyment" has been turned down...

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Funny story: California Voters To Change Name of San Francisco

California Voters To Change Name of San Francisco

Calfiornia voters, tired of the gay community of San Francisco trying to shove gay marriage down their throats, have voted to change the name of the city. In a vote that received 80% support outside of the bay area, state voters elected to change th...

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Funny story: Australian computer perverts arrested in Adelaide

Australian computer perverts arrested in Adelaide

ADELAIDE, Australia - An unidentified 20-year-old Australian man has been charged with infecting more than 3,000 computers around the world with the most virulent stain of STD, Ether AIDS. The man, whose name will not be released until he app...

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Funny story: The Pervert's Proposition

The Pervert's Proposition

How Long Can I Make Love? (Sonnet 69) by Elizabeth Bare-Assed Brown-Eye How long can I make love? Let me count the days. I'll make love to the depth and width and height My **** can reach, while being out of sight And the hopes of being on your face. I'll make love to the level of each way's Des'prate need, by sun and candle-light. I'll make love on the freeway: you d...

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Funny story: 'Flasher' Traffic Warden Caught In Act By Police

'Flasher' Traffic Warden Caught In Act By Police

The man who has been 'flashing' unsuspecting motorists in Maidenhead dressed as a Traffic Warden has been arrested by Thames Valley Detectives. He is in fact a real Traffic Warden and has been granted name suppression until his case is heard at Ma...

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Funny story: Heavy Breather Calls Clinic

Heavy Breather Calls Clinic

After a local health clinic in Hartford, Connecticut, received six telephone calls in a row from some heavy breathing pervert, they decided to call the police. Police then traced the seventh call to an apartment on Bigelow Street and called in for a...

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Funny story: In space, no one can see you peep.

In space, no one can see you peep.

NASA have revealed today that naughty astronauts have been using the telescopes on the International Space Station to spy on people in the nude. Astronauts have renamed the space station as Voyeur-ger One and scientific experiments have stopped wi...

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Funny story: Hallmark Cards Has New Line For Gay Marriages, Other Alternate Lifestyles

Hallmark Cards Has New Line For Gay Marriages, Other Alternate Lifestyles

Hallmark, the world's largest retailer and producer of gift cards for all occasions (sympathy, birthdays, holidays, etc.) has announced that they will begin mass producing greeting cards for same sex marriages and for people with alternate lifestyles...

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Funny story: Sex Offenders Grounded Over Health Fears

Sex Offenders Grounded Over Health Fears

London - The British Home Office today announced plans to introduce new laws that will prevent sex offenders from leaving the country, 'willy-nilly'. Home Office spokeswoman, Kitty Fiddler, told reporters that it was imperative that minors living...

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Funny story: Swimming baths saved from closure by peeping-toms

Swimming baths saved from closure by peeping-toms

The Municipal Swimming Baths in Croydon have been saved from closure thanks to the highly non-politically correct decision of the council committee charged with overseeing it.

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Funny story: Inhabitants of Paedo up in arms over Lesbos publicity

Inhabitants of Paedo up in arms over Lesbos publicity

The inhabitants of the island of Paedo (referred to as Paedophiles), off the coast of Austria, are livid regarding the recent publicity surrounding the Greek island of Lesbos.

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Funny story: Travelocity's Gnome Arrested for Peeping

Travelocity's Gnome Arrested for Peeping

Travelocity's mascot, the Roaming Gnome, was arrested recently in upstate New York after a rash of peeping tom reports.

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Funny story: Local Man Losing Interest In Woman He Is Stalking

Local Man Losing Interest In Woman He Is Stalking

(New York) For nearly two years Manhattan resident James Murphy has been tracking Dawn Kaminski's every move, but lately Murphy is losing interest in the pretty Upper West Side file clerk he watches though high-powered binoculars.

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Funny story: Man in Trench Coat Is Arrested at Women's French Open, Again

Man in Trench Coat Is Arrested at Women's French Open, Again

Paris, France - Police arrested a yet another man dressed in a tan ankle length trench coat in attendance at the French opening today. However, this one wore it in an apparent attempt to conceal sophisticated audio recording equipment he was carrying...

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