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Funny story: Isaiah "The Old Spice Man" Mustafa Named 'The Most Obnoxious Man In The World'

Isaiah "The Old Spice Man" Mustafa Named 'The Most Obnoxious Man In The World'

NEW YORK CITY - TV ClickerWorld Magazine has just announced that the actor who appears on the Old Spice Deodorant commercials has been voted as 'The Most Obnoxious Man In The World.' The ex-barbecue diner owner, Isaiah Mustafa, received 43,668 vot...

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Funny story: Meet women: Smell like a spy

Meet women: Smell like a spy

Sneak around behind buildings, crawl under houses, jump off roofs, shoot pretend guns, drool, limp, bandage face, look extremely agitated, hide behind trees, go into sewer pipes, crawl in duct work, drink urine colored water (maybe its scotch), and w...

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Funny story: Beyonce's New Perfume "Eau du Hi-Ho" Is Now Available Everywhere

Beyonce's New Perfume "Eau du Hi-Ho" Is Now Available Everywhere

HOLLYWOOD - Beyonce Knowles, singer, songwriter, model, actress, and dancer can now add another name to her long line of titles. Ms. Knowles has now entered into the perfume business. Beyonce was approached by the French perfume company, La Fragra...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Sells Her Farts

Paris Hilton Sells Her Farts

In what can only be described as a revolution, hotel heiress Paris Hilton has 'bottled her bottom burps'. "People love my fragrances, so I'd thought that I'd give them something more personal", explained Ms Hilton. During the fictitious interview,...

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Funny story: Chanel #69, Now $3,000 An Ounce, Develops #2P

Chanel #69, Now $3,000 An Ounce, Develops #2P

The world-renowned fashion house and famous perfumer Chanel, after producing the 2008 masterpiece $3,000-an-ounce, new #69, has now developed a very special #2P for canines only. "We have taken some of the main ingredients of the odor of 92 diff...

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Funny story: Burger King's, "Flame" blamed for mountain lion attack

Burger King's, "Flame" blamed for mountain lion attack

Burger King's new men's body spray, "Flame, the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat" is being blamed for a mountain lion attack which happened earlier this morning near Blowing Rock. Hans Feltercrack and his wife were hiking The...

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Funny story: Kerry Katona Launches New Perfume

Kerry Katona Launches New Perfume

Overweight drug addled celebrity loser, Kerry Katona, has revealed that she will be launching a new perfume early in the New Year. Failed pop star, Miss Katona, is hoping that the release of the new fragrance will herald a new dawn in her downward sp...

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Funny story: Burger King of Cologne

Burger King of Cologne

With the economy in no short supply of market surprises, the fragrance industry delivered a bit of an unexpected whiff this week. Burger king Burger King released its first male perfume Flame Broiled Whopper. The cologne has been describes as smo...

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Funny story: Russell Brand's New Aftershave 'SKANK' to Hit Shops Next Year!

Russell Brand's New Aftershave 'SKANK' to Hit Shops Next Year!

Celebrity man-slut Russell Brand, is producing a new line of aftershave, to enable all men to be as successful with women, as himmy-wimmy. Russell puts his success down to his smell, which is a combination of " testes-sweat, dog-poo, stale-sex, jo...

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Funny story: Turkish Businessman Launches Eau De Kebab Cologne

Turkish Businessman Launches Eau De Kebab Cologne

Turkish businessman and kebab shop proprietor Ali Bullo today launched his Eau De Kebab line of cologne in a West End department store. 'This line is a hands down winner,' said Ali Bullo. 'It's a proper cologne with the subtle aroma of doner kebab...

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Funny story: Deodorant Manufacturer's Seek Government Bailout

Deodorant Manufacturer's Seek Government Bailout

Washington DC: US House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has met with representatives (not lobbyists) of America's largest deodorant manufacturers. "A stinking world crisis is looming, which we need $5 Billion to alleviate" said the meeting participants as they...

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Funny story: Chanel No 5 launches Mademoiselle Hogwarts

Chanel No 5 launches Mademoiselle Hogwarts

Paris, France - (Olfactory Mess): Fabled Parisian perfumier Chanel No 5 has launched a new fragrance for punch-drunk Harry Potter fans called Mademoiselle Hogwarts which combines traces of Daniel Radcliffe's pheromones and JK Rowling'...

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Funny story: JD Salinger's new aftershave launched

JD Salinger's new aftershave launched

Famed recluse, and author of the epoch changing tome, The Catcher in the Rye, JD Salinger has launched his new aftershave.

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Funny story: US to identify airline passengers by their Body Odour

US to identify airline passengers by their Body Odour

TheSpoof.com has learned that the US Transportation Security Association (TSA), also known as the Tourette Syndrome Association, are to introduce Body Odour recognition for airline passengers, in add...

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Funny story: New Deodorant Pulled from Shelves in Climate Scare

New Deodorant Pulled from Shelves in Climate Scare

Glaxo-Overdose have announced today that their new Lynx "Rampant", the new fragrance for "Old men", has been removed from circulation following a complaint by all 40 members of the focus group initially employed to try out the new...

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Funny story: Perfume industry: Noses nullified by smog

Perfume industry: Noses nullified by smog

Pollution has been wreaking havoc on so-called "noses." Perfume experts are losing their sense of smell.

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Funny story: Sarah Jessica Parker Launches Scent of a Woman Fragrance

Sarah Jessica Parker Launches Scent of a Woman Fragrance

NEW YORK - Former "Sex and the City" star Sarah Jessica Parker has thrown her veteran pheromones into the celebrity perfume ring. Parker, 39, recently inked a seven-figure deal with Coty Inc. to develop Scent of a Woman fragrance.

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