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Funny story: Horror: Man Caught Humming Gary Glitter Song

Horror: Man Caught Humming Gary Glitter Song

An Oxfordshire man in his thirties has been unexpectedly caught humming a Gary Glitter tune. The incident occurred at around 8:30 this morning as he was travelling to work in his motor car. Edward Leighton, 36, was driving along the A40 towards...

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Funny story: Paedophiles Banned From Buying Fairy Liquid

Paedophiles Banned From Buying Fairy Liquid

Dirty, sleazy paedo fuckers have been barred from purchasing bottles of Fairy Liquid from local stores, following complaints that the greasy, evil bastards buy the products purely to look at the picture of the Fairy Baby logo. "It's a disgrace tha...

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Funny story: Camden Social Services Take Michael Jackson's Children Into Care

Camden Social Services Take Michael Jackson's Children Into Care

Camden social Services today confirmed that they have taken Michael Jackson's children into care. Social workers acted following an anonymous tip off which claimed that the children were about to be made to follow in their father's footsteps. "We...

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Funny story: Pope Canonizes Michael Jackson, Names Him Patron Saint of Pedophiles

Pope Canonizes Michael Jackson, Names Him Patron Saint of Pedophiles

In an announcement from Rome this morning, Pope Benedict announced that he has canonized Michael Jackson. Saint Jacko, as he shall be commonly known, shall be the patron saint of pedophiles (also spelled paedophiles) and Catholic priests. Addit...

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Funny story: Lingerie Company Introduces JonBenet Line For Little Girls

Lingerie Company Introduces JonBenet Line For Little Girls

After being cleared of murdering their daughter by DNA evidence ten years after the fact, the Ramsey's have contracted with a leading lingerie retailer to introduce a JonBenet line for little girls. Mr. John Ramsey said that "everyone knows that w...

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Funny story: Texas now clear favorite for world ecclesiastical child molester HQ

Texas now clear favorite for world ecclesiastical child molester HQ

Bryan, Texas - (Lurid Ass Mess): Texas has overtaken the Vatican City as top global child molester hotspot with this week's arrest of yet another church minister on online child solicitation charges.

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Funny story: Sunglasses linked to Pedophilia

Sunglasses linked to Pedophilia

A recent study has found that anyone who wears aviator sunglasses for anything other the aviation is 9 million times more likely to be a pedophile than people who wear normal sunglasses.

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Funny story: Zoo Animals Rape & Eat Austrian Sex Freak

Zoo Animals Rape & Eat Austrian Sex Freak

Vienna AUSTRIA, (TS) Josef Pretzl, the Austrian man who fathered seven children with his daughter while keeping her locked up in a subterranean dungeon as a sex slave for 24 years, will plead insanity to avoid a prison sentence.

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Funny story: Little Boys recruiting donors for Rudy Giuliani Campaign

Little Boys recruiting donors for Rudy Giuliani Campaign

A rising tide of envy and outright jealousy describes how GOP Republican Presidential candidates regard the phenomenal success of the Ron Paul campaign.

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Funny story: New Arkansas Law Allows Minor Marriage

New Arkansas Law Allows Minor Marriage

A new Arkansas law, designed to help pregnant teenagers get married, is written as a boon to pedophiles and child sellers. The law allows children of any age, including toddlers, to be married with parental consent. When the recent state bill was...

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Funny story: Taxi drivers to suggest all government policies after success of paedophile castration proposal

Taxi drivers to suggest all government policies after success of paedophile castration proposal

John Reid, New Labour's Thug-in-chief, has outlined plans to invite the nation's taxi drivers into the policy-making progress. This comes after the success of the "chemical castration" proposal for paedophiles, suggested by cabbie,...

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Funny story: Met Cracks Huge Paedophile Ring at the Met

Met Cracks Huge Paedophile Ring at the Met

The London Metropolitan police were today celebrating another victory in the war against child pornography, claiming to have cracked a massive paedophile ring based in London.

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Funny story: Vatican announces children's draft

Vatican announces children's draft

The Vatican announced today that it is instituting the first Catholic draft since the Children's Crusade several hundred years ago. The draft is in response to a recent Vatican symposium on pedophilia and the sexual abuse of minors by priests.

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Funny story: Gary Glitter to make comeback

Gary Glitter to make comeback

Saigon - In an exclusive in-prison interview with The Spoof; disgraced former Glam rock idol Gary Glitter told of his Vietnamese prison hell and his amazing plans for a future comeback.

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Funny story: Werther's Originals blamed for rise in pedophile crime

Werther's Originals blamed for rise in pedophile crime

Werthers Originals, the delicious toffee based sweet, was today named in a government report as one of the main contributory factors in the rise of pedophile crime in the UK.

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Exposes Buttock at Superbowl Halftime

Michael Jackson Exposes Buttock at Superbowl Halftime

JACKSONVILLE, FL --- Superbowl Security failed to react quickly enough as former superstar and accused pedophile Michael Jackson raced across Alltel Stadium's football field to the fifty yard line. Then, in full view of the nearly 80,000 terrified st...

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