Celebrity daughter Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof has changed her name by deed poll to John. Interviewed outside her flat in Shoreditch, Peaches claimed that the name change was due to the fact that boy's names "are,...
The world was in shock today on hearing the terrible news that Peaches Geldof was involved in a serious head-on collision with a pensioner. Peaches, daughter of Sir Bob Geldof of Ethiopia and the late Paula 'I Sucked Off Hutchence' Yates was driv...
Sir Bob Geldof has sensationally announced he is sick of poor nations scrounging from him or asking him to organise charity events for them. Sir Bob explained "Why d'you think I (beeping) dress like this? Why do you think my (beeping) hairs like...
Much to the amazement of people who don't buy Hello, Hurrah or Garbage Weekly, a journalist from the Cheam Review newspaper has discoverd a genuine use for Peaches and Pixie Geldof. Normally referred to as 'celebrities' by stupid and incoherent ta...
In her latest desperate publicity stunt, Peaches Geldof, the talentless never-been who is famous only for being the daughter of a has-been, has joined the BNP. After a fake marriage to some guy out of a crap band, a fake drugs overdose, and preten...
It was a pretty wild night even by Peaches Geldof's normal standards. After a day out at an amusement park where she played till she puked, she hit several parties before becoming embroiled in a glass-throwing fracas at a nightclub in the early hours...
Steddyeddy, who has not approached Peaches Geldof to write her biography, has nevertheless taken time from his slating shedule to bring Spoof Fans an exclusive extract. If you don't want to see the result, turn away NOW! Chapter 5 (as high as the poor girl can count without the aid of a computer). As a 14 year old, when Bob was busy saving the world, Peaches was happy to spend the day with h...
Nectarines Geldof, the world famous moron impersonator, who shot to fame through, er, because, er, as a result of, er because of her daddy, has made two fantastic discoveries which may well rock all over the world (not in the same way as entertainers...
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