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Funny story: X-Factor's Melanie Amaro, Josh Krajcik, and Chris Rene Make It To The X-Factor Finals

X-Factor's Melanie Amaro, Josh Krajcik, and Chris Rene Make It To The X-Factor Finals

HOLLYWOOD - The cool cat singing Marcus Canty was eliminated from the semifinals of X-Factor. And it was good to see that there was no meltdown like the previous weeks when teens Drew Ryniewics, 14, and Rachel Crow, 13, were sent back home. Th...

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Funny story: Derek Hough of Dancing With The Stars Goes To X-Factor's Nicole Scherzinger's Home And Comforts Her

Derek Hough of Dancing With The Stars Goes To X-Factor's Nicole Scherzinger's Home And Comforts Her

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Nicole Scherzinger, one of the four X-Factor judges took some unwarranted hits from many viewers who blamed her for 13-year-old Rachel Crow being eliminated from the latest edition of X-Factor. Sangria Wine of TV ClickerWorld caug...

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Funny story: X-Factor: 13-Year-Old Rachel Crow Gets Sent Home Sobbing Uncontrollably, Nicole Scherzinger Is Booed, and Paula Abdul Wants A Raise

X-Factor: 13-Year-Old Rachel Crow Gets Sent Home Sobbing Uncontrollably, Nicole Scherzinger Is Booed, and Paula Abdul Wants A Raise

HOLLYWOOD - Well thanks to Rachel Crow, Nicole Scherzinger, and Paula Abdul, the combined team record for shedding tears that had been held by the team of John Boehner, Brett Favre, and Glenn Beck has been shattered. The latest edition of X-Factor...

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Funny story: X-Factor Is Down To The Final Five as Astro and Drew Are Eliminated

X-Factor Is Down To The Final Five as Astro and Drew Are Eliminated

HOLLYWOOD - The "Singing Seven" became the "Final Five" as Michael Jackson Week on X-Factor saw two of the teen contestants leave the music show. Hip hop Brooklyn rapper Astro, aka Brian Bradley, 15, was the first to go as he was the one that had...

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Funny story: X-Factor Is Becoming More About The Judges Than The Performers As Simon Cowell Takes On The Other Three Judges

X-Factor Is Becoming More About The Judges Than The Performers As Simon Cowell Takes On The Other Three Judges

HOLLYWOOD - Florida's Melanie Amaro sang "The Earth Song" and she received a tumultuous standing ovation as the last seven contestants on X-Factor performed the songs of Michael Jackson. Rappers Chris Rene and Astro, alias "Little Kanye" added the...

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Funny story: X-Factor - Simon Cowell Says The Early On Favorites Include Melanie Amaro, LeRoy Bell, and Josh Krajcik

X-Factor - Simon Cowell Says The Early On Favorites Include Melanie Amaro, LeRoy Bell, and Josh Krajcik

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell is extremely proud of his brand new reality singing show X-Factor. The man from Elstree, Hertfordshire, England has shown everyone in America that he is definitely someone who has the Midas Golden Touch. Simon Phillip C...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Says That Paula Abdul Has Gotten So Skinny She Looks Like A Matchstick With Hair

Simon Cowell Says That Paula Abdul Has Gotten So Skinny She Looks Like A Matchstick With Hair

LOS ANGELES - Simon Cowell's newest reality show X-Factor will be premiering next month. He recently spoke with The Tinsel Town Times Tribune about his latest venture into the world of television music. Cowell told LaTuna LaTundra that he has put...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Says He Can Hardly Wait For 'X-Factor' To Premier Because He Has Missed Acting Like An Arrogant, Sarcastic SOB!

Simon Cowell Says He Can Hardly Wait For 'X-Factor' To Premier Because He Has Missed Acting Like An Arrogant, Sarcastic SOB!

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell says that most people do not know it but he is really two different people. The first one is the dark T-shirt wearing pompously snobbish hateful Sultan of Sarcasm that he was when he was the judge on American Idol. The...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Talks About Those Salaciously Steamy Rumors Regarding Him and Paula Abdul

Simon Cowell Talks About Those Salaciously Steamy Rumors Regarding Him and Paula Abdul

HOLLYWOOD - It is fairly common knowledge on the Left Coast that ever since the early days of American Idol there have been sensually suggestive sparks between Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul. Cowell known as "The Sultan of Sarcasm" and Abdul known a...

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Funny story: Network was livid as pint-pot sized talent Cheryl Cole revealed to be Simon Cowell's daughter!

Network was livid as pint-pot sized talent Cheryl Cole revealed to be Simon Cowell's daughter!

Los Angeles - Psycho (sic) TV bosses learned about the nepotism when secret swabs matched the two's DNA. But it was Paula Abdul's dubbing of Cheryl as 'a freakshow poison dwarf' that finally did for the 5ft 2ins non-entity. This morning nation...

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Funny story: All Change At American X Factor As Cheryl Cole Is Fired And Pippa Middleton Is Hired!

All Change At American X Factor As Cheryl Cole Is Fired And Pippa Middleton Is Hired!

The storm surrounding the sensational sacking of Cheryl Cole from American X Factor shows no signs of abating this morning, with the rumour mill working overtime processing and devouring snippet after snippet concerning the amazing axeing of the UK's...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Drops A Bombshell: American 'X-Factor' Is Getting Rid of The Sultry Cheryl Cole

Simon Cowell Drops A Bombshell: American 'X-Factor' Is Getting Rid of The Sultry Cheryl Cole

HOLLYWOOD - Just one short month ago Simon Cowell, aka "The Sultan of Sarcasm" was singing the praises of English singer Cheryl Cole whom he had hand picked to be one of the judges on his American version of X-Factor. Cowell informed Pico de Gallo...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Presented With A Gold Plated Pogo Stick

Selena Gomez Presented With A Gold Plated Pogo Stick

Teen sensation Selena Gomez received an unexpected gift today when an adoring fan presented her with a custom built, gold plated pogo stick. The demure Texan chica was apparently thrilled when an avid fan turned up at her Mulholland Drive residenc...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Confirms That His X-Factor Judges Will Be The "Erotically Sexy" Cheryl Cole and The "Hormone Happy" Paula Abdul

Simon Cowell Confirms That His X-Factor Judges Will Be The "Erotically Sexy" Cheryl Cole and The "Hormone Happy" Paula Abdul

LOS ANGELES - After months of speculation that included Simon Cowell hiring everyone from Elton John to Carla Bruni-Sarkozy and Mick Jagger to Justin Bieber, the man known as "The Sultan of Sarcasm" has chosen ex-American girlfriend Paula Abdul and e...

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Funny story: Paula Abdul Devastated As Her New Show "Live To Dance" Gets Sent To That Great 'Ballroom In The Sky'

Paula Abdul Devastated As Her New Show "Live To Dance" Gets Sent To That Great 'Ballroom In The Sky'

HOLLYWOOD - Former Los Angeles Laker Girl, American Idol judge, and Live To Dance judge Paula Abdul is extremely disappointed and literally devastated as she has just learned that CBS has cancelled her brand new show Live To Dance. Abdul spoke wit...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Shows He Has Some Balls and Pleads With Paula Abdul To Be The Third Judge On His New Show "X-Factor"

Simon Cowell Shows He Has Some Balls and Pleads With Paula Abdul To Be The Third Judge On His New Show "X-Factor"

LOS ANGELES - Simon Cowell has already signed British singer Cheryl Cole, the good looking sexy girlfriend of Derek Hough, to appear as one of the judges on his brand new reality singing show X-Factor. Rumors running rampant throughout the Hollywo...

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Funny story: Paula Abdul Premiers Her New Show 'Lets Live To Dance But Without Stars, Idols, Ice Skaters, or A Whole Lot of Talent'

Paula Abdul Premiers Her New Show 'Lets Live To Dance But Without Stars, Idols, Ice Skaters, or A Whole Lot of Talent'

LOS ANGELES - Miss Paula "The Ex-L.A. Lakers Girl" Abdul kicked off her new CBS dancing show with a dancing bang and complete with the obligatory British male announcer Sir Cyrus Reginald Nigel something or other. The Lets Live To Dance But Withou...

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