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Funny story: Paul Wolfowitz Resigns World Bank, To Manage Las Vegas Casino

Paul Wolfowitz Resigns World Bank, To Manage Las Vegas Casino

LAS VEGAS (Reuters) - Paul Wolfowitz has resigned as President of the World Bank and has accepted a lucrative position to run the Golden Nugget Casino in Las Vegas.

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Funny story: Paul Wolfowitz Arrested For TMFP

Paul Wolfowitz Arrested For TMFP

Washington Toast - Paul Wolfowitz, President of the World Bank, former under Secretary of Defense and architect of the Iraq war, was arrested today by D.C. police for what was called: TMFP; or more colloquially known as, 'Taking money from the po...

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Funny story: Wolfowitz Asks "What Is Wrong With My Graft and Corruption At the World Bank?"

Wolfowitz Asks "What Is Wrong With My Graft and Corruption At the World Bank?"

WASHINGTON (AP) - Defending himself against charges of personal graft and corruption as President of the Word Bank, Paul Wolfowitz asked his peers, "What Is wrong with my graft and corruption at the Bank?"...

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Funny story: Wolfowitz a top suspect as wolfbane poison found in Woolmer's windpipe

Wolfowitz a top suspect as wolfbane poison found in Woolmer's windpipe

Kingston, Jamaica - (Ass Mess): World Bank CEO Paul Wolfowitz has emerged as the prime suspect in the murder enquiry into Pakistani cricket coach Bob Woolmer's death.

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Funny story: Wolfowitz Offers To Have Girlfriend Pose for Playboy or Penthouse

Wolfowitz Offers To Have Girlfriend Pose for Playboy or Penthouse

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The World Bank's board met privately on Friday to discuss President Paul Wolfowitz's offer to have his girlfriend Shaha Riza pose for Playboy or Penthouse "to show just how hot she really is."...

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Funny story: Knives out for Wolfowitz, resignation imminent

Knives out for Wolfowitz, resignation imminent

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): First he started a civil war in Iraq and now he's fomenting one at the International Bank for Deconstruction and Embezzlemen - aka the World Bank - where he is CEO.

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Funny story: Wolfowitz Begs forgiveness!

Wolfowitz Begs forgiveness!

Paul Wolfowitz, one of the architects of the Neo-Con plan to dethrone Saddam Hussein and capture his dreaded weapons of mass destruction, is asking the world's forgiveness!...

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Funny story: Wolfowitz's girlfriend also shagged Gordon Brown

Wolfowitz's girlfriend also shagged Gordon Brown

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): UK Chancellor of the Exchequer Gordon Brown's frequent trips to the International Bank for Deconstruction and Embezzlement - a.k.a. the World Bank - may have been more for pleasure than purely business according to pri...

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Funny story: World Bank Chief apologizes for crappy socks, crappy girlfriend

World Bank Chief apologizes for crappy socks, crappy girlfriend

Washington DC - (Penurious Press): World Bank president Paul Wolfowitz has apologised for appearing in public without first darning his moth-eaten socks which clearly upset many international financial institutions that thought he was paid a big enou...

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Funny story: Ratzinger and Brown launch £750m anti-homosexuality vaccination fund

Ratzinger and Brown launch £750m anti-homosexuality vaccination fund

Vatican City - (Rotters): Pope Ratzinger and UK Chancellor/wannabe Prime Monster Gordon Brown have launched a £750 million fund to vaccinate billions of children against homosexuality according to a Vatican statement issued today.

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