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Funny story: Rio Ferdinand denies he papped Pippa as was reported in the News of the World

Rio Ferdinand denies he papped Pippa as was reported in the News of the World

Rio Ferdinand is livid this morning after reading a story in the 'soon to be gone' News of the World. He didn't buy the paper but it was shown to him by a neighbour. He is so angry that the journalist in question twisted around what really did h...

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Funny story: Celebrities, politicians, footballers and WAGs fear being papped whilst pooping

Celebrities, politicians, footballers and WAGs fear being papped whilst pooping

It has been brought to the notice of Scotland yard that the paparazzi are becoming bored of papping the 'old-style' way. Too many are papping celebrities, politicians, footballers and WAGs in pretty normal poses. A group of 'renegade' members...

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Funny story: Premiership League TAGs movement gaining momentum-more tarts and girlfriends desperate to be papped

Premiership League TAGs movement gaining momentum-more tarts and girlfriends desperate to be papped

According to the latest story from 'Gobsmacked News' relating to the newly-formed TAGs group - 'Tarts and Girlfriends' are sticking close to their favourite EPL players in order to get papped as often as possible. The TAGs spokeswoman, Lucette de...

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Funny story: Tracker found down John Terry's pants

Tracker found down John Terry's pants

Following revelations that England Football Captain and Chelsea defender John Terry had a tracker planted under his car, further investigations have discovered that he also had a tracker planted in the Y of his Y-fronts. His lawyer Nick "Mr. Looph...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton - The Duchess Of Cambridge - To Sell Sea Shells On A Seychelles Sea Shore?

Kate Middleton - The Duchess Of Cambridge - To Sell Sea Shells On A Seychelles Sea Shore?

That probably will not happen, according to dedicated Royal watchers, but it is no secret that the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge will be enjoying a trip to the tropical paradise of the Seychelles. Apparently, the couple have appealed to the world'...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Caught Exiting Out Of A Car With Underwear On!

Britney Spears Caught Exiting Out Of A Car With Underwear On!

BEVERLY HILLS - In an amazing turn of events regarding one of the most prolific expousers of the paparazzi phenomenon that has come to be known as 'Upskirt' shots, or as they refer to it up in Oregon, 'Beaver' shots Britney Spears was photographed ex...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Tells The Media He Is Sorry For Having Shot The 'Bird' At Them

Justin Bieber Tells The Media He Is Sorry For Having Shot The 'Bird' At Them

LOS ANGELES - Justin Bieber, who says that he may be 17, but he kinda feels like he's 27, after spending his birthday at a $6,000 a night hotel in Dana Point, apologized for an unfortunate incident. As Bieber and his date Selena "Smiley Face" Gome...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus: I'm Sick of Lying Reporters!

Miley Cyrus: I'm Sick of Lying Reporters!

Teen star Miley Cyrus who has been going through some rough times lately with fanzines and her own family says that she is sick of the whole thing. "I'm tired of seeing some guy at a party and hanging around talking and having a good time and the next thing I know someone at the party has taken pics and the headlines the next day is "Miley Cyrus Seeing New Love!", "Miley Cyrus Reveals Secret Lo...

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Funny story: Emergency medical tech. posts photo of corpse on Facebook

Emergency medical tech. posts photo of corpse on Facebook

"A former New York City emergency medical technician has pleaded guilty to misconduct charges after posting a mobile phone photograph of a corpse on Facebook." Personally, I don't see what all the fuss is about. After all, everyone will be a corpse one day.....and we've all got photographs of us hanging around. This guy was just a bit 'late' for the photo shoot. An hour earlier, had he been '...

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Funny story: Queen tells Paparazzi to Iris Down

Queen tells Paparazzi to Iris Down

The Queen, in a bit of a huff, told the paparazzi to back off Prince (Big Willie) William, and Kate (Babykins) Middleton. While having the paparazzi follow you around is just a side effect of being a Royal, the recent behavior of the photogs has been...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag Angrily Denies Joan Rivers Claim That She's A Closet Lesbian

Heidi Montag Angrily Denies Joan Rivers Claim That She's A Closet Lesbian

TUBA CITY, Arizona - Heidi Montag was visiting the world famous Grand Canyon in Arizona before President Obama sells it to a group of rich North Korean investors. She was dressed in a brand new Daisy Duke outfit that she said she had been given by...

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Funny story: Robsten Fight Turns The Tables On Paparazzi!

Robsten Fight Turns The Tables On Paparazzi!

A screaming Kristen Stewart and red-faced Robert Pattinson had a big fight in front of the AMC theater in Los Angeles Century City that brought the press on the run. The pics published within hours show a very upset Pattinson shaking his finger in...

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Funny story: Nude Panties Keep Hollywood Paparazzi Guessing

Nude Panties Keep Hollywood Paparazzi Guessing

In the midst of the latest controversy about whether or not a certain daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus was caught on film without her briefs, one Paris lingerie designer is taking credit for the ruse, claiming that many of his flesh tone "Nude" panties ar...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Says She Is Very Sorry About Her Stupid Ass Rape Remark

Kristen Stewart Says She Is Very Sorry About Her Stupid Ass Rape Remark

LOS ANGELES - The star of The Twilight Saga vampire movies Kristen Stewart has issued an apology apologizing about having made some way out of line remarks. Stewart reportedly said to a reporter for Great Britain's Elle Em En Ooh Pee Magazine that...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Celebrates 28th Birthday

Britney Spears Celebrates 28th Birthday

Britney Spears celebrated her 28th birthday without drawing much attention. The former pop princess and pop-tart who was once the darling of the media and paparazzi has dropped out of the spotlight since her wild living and actions turned many peopl...

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Funny story: Bargis Tryhol Spotted Dating Lorena Bobbitt

Bargis Tryhol Spotted Dating Lorena Bobbitt

Bargis Tryhol, the acknowledged record holder as the man with the world's largest penis (length, girth, total weight, flacid, and erect) was spotted in a New York City night club with Lorena Bobbit. After drinking and dancing, they were seen leaving...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Score Surprisingly Low on Paparazzi IQ Contest

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Score Surprisingly Low on Paparazzi IQ Contest

Gossip columnists, paparazzi and exploiters of the undeserving rich and infamous have established a foundation to test the intelligence quotient of the many poor bastards that are constantly hounded and persecuted for their supposed star power.Many a...

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