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Funny story: Opus Dei spring rite mistaken for Formula One CEO's Nazi-style orgy

Opus Dei spring rite mistaken for Formula One CEO's Nazi-style orgy

London - (Bare Ass Mess): Police raided a smart Chelsea condominium this weekend after a tip-off about a depraved Nazi-style s&m orgy at the home of Formula One chief Max Mosley, son of World War II fascist leader Oswald Mosley.

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Funny story: Opus Dei paranoia as cops probe murder of supermodel found in Seine

Opus Dei paranoia as cops probe murder of supermodel found in Seine

Paris - (Delusional Mess): Last week's discovery of the naked, decomposing body of Guinean supermodel Katoucha Niane has sent French Opus Dei apparatchiks screaming with paranoia.

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Funny story: Opus Dei is Ratzinger's Gestapo: NATO report

Opus Dei is Ratzinger's Gestapo: NATO report

NATO HQ, Brussels - (Bad Ass Mess): NATO has likened the relationship between the Pope and Opus Dei to that of Hitler and the Gestapo.

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Funny story: Opus Dei paid £100 million from MEPs' fraudulent staff expenses: report

Opus Dei paid £100 million from MEPs' fraudulent staff expenses: report

Bruseels, Belgium - (Bad Ass Mess): A covert police fraud probe into Members of the EU Parliament's employment of fictitious staff and relatives has uncovered a £100 million expenses scam that has lined the coffers of Opus Dei.

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Funny story: Blair the EU's George (Bush In) Washington? What an Opus Dei one whore's race!

Blair the EU's George (Bush In) Washington? What an Opus Dei one whore's race!

Brussels, Belgium - (Farcial Mess): Frantic Opus Dei whores trading is touting elder statesman (sic, sick) Tony Blair as the natural choice to be the European Union's first president.

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Funny story: Opus Dei hate mail factory bankrolled Cherie's spending binges

Opus Dei hate mail factory bankrolled Cherie's spending binges

London - (Satanic Cult Mess): Police investigating the missing HMRC discs containing personal details of up to 25 million Britons have stumbled across an internet link to a Opus Dei-affiliated debt-collecting agency that regularly sent out hate mail...

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Funny story: CIA: Opus Dei bankrolling Scientology power hackers

CIA: Opus Dei bankrolling Scientology power hackers

Langley, West Va - (AssoCIAted Mess): Spooks at the President George Herbert Bush Center for Intelligence (sic) HQ of the CIA have said that rogue Scientology computer hackers have been bankrolled by Opus Dei to hack into power companies and blackmai...

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Funny story: Opus Dei fuelling McCann tabloid wars

Opus Dei fuelling McCann tabloid wars

London - (Bad Ass Mess): Fundamentalist religious cover-up cult Opus Dei is under investigation following reports it is financing a new trial by tabloid campaign in the McCann case.

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Funny story: Opus Dei cover-up in Maddie disappearance

Opus Dei cover-up in Maddie disappearance

Portimao, Algarve - (Disaster Press): Portuguese press sources have claimed that the sinister self-flagellation sect Opus Dei is being probed about a cover-up of vital clues in the disappearance of Maddie McCann.

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Funny story: Cops poised to bust Opus Dei for 7/7 London atrocities

Cops poised to bust Opus Dei for 7/7 London atrocities

London - (Ass Mess): Police investigating the 7/7 London terrorism atrocities that killed 52 commuters are poised to swoop on the hierarchy of the Opus Dei organization on the feast day of the patron saint Josemaria Escriva.

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Funny story: Opus Dei's BBC outrage

Opus Dei's BBC outrage

London - (Rotters): Controversial religious S&M aficionado group Opus Dei has complained bitterly that the BBC's portrayal of them as 'murderers, thieves and adulterers' has missed out several vital accomplishment refinements which have g...

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Funny story: Opus Dei campaign pledges to stamp out satire

Opus Dei campaign pledges to stamp out satire

New York, New York - (Associated Mess): A new campaign to raise hundreds of millions of dollars has been launched by TheoCon self-mortification enthusiasts of the Opus Dei Foundation in a concerted effort to combat satirical sites that lampoon the...

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Funny story: Blairs' Opus Dei Confessor invokes Rite of Spring

Blairs' Opus Dei Confessor invokes Rite of Spring

London, 4 April 2006 - (Associated Mess): The Prime Minister's official spokesperson has issued a categorical "No Comment" on UK press reports this weekend that the Blairs regularly worship at their official residence according to...

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