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Funny story: Liverpool Out To Get Manchester United Boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer The Sack

Liverpool Out To Get Manchester United Boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer The Sack

It's one of the biggest rivalries in football, and when Liverpool take on Manchester United at Anfield on Sunday, the hosts will be putting in an extra special effort to put United to the sword, by trouncing them and getting their Norwegian boss, Ole...

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Funny story: [Redacted] Has A Rousing Conversation With Dr. Billingsgate

[Redacted] Has A Rousing Conversation With Dr. Billingsgate

BILLINGSGATE POST: After the decisive win over Newcastle, [Redacted] sat down with Dr. Billingsgate to have a chat that transcended the ordinary breathless interviews conducted by weasel-nosed, pinch mouth androgynous heifers from the local UK statio...

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Funny story: Manchester United: Defeat Against Norwich Will Be Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's Last Match

Manchester United: Defeat Against Norwich Will Be Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's Last Match

Manchester United go into a crucial match against bottom-of-the-table Norwich City at Old Trafford this afternoon, knowing that a defeat would almost certainly bring down the curtain on Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's managerial reign. After Wednesday's hu...

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Funny story: Manchester United Boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Wants To Be Kept On 'In Some Capacity'

Manchester United Boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Wants To Be Kept On 'In Some Capacity'

Beleaguered Manchester United boss, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, knows it is just a matter of time before he loses his job at the club, but says he loves being around Old Trafford, and would appreciate being kept on "in some capacity". The Norwegian, 46,...

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Funny story: Manchester United Boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Takes Responsibility For Piss Poor Show At Wolves

Manchester United Boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Takes Responsibility For Piss Poor Show At Wolves

Manchester United boss, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, was quick to accept responsibility for his team's poor showing in their FA Cup 3rd-round tie against Wolverhampton Wanderers at Molineux yesterday, the match ending 0-0, with United failing to register a...

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Funny story: Manchester United: Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Will Be History If United Lose To Another Shit Team

Manchester United: Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Will Be History If United Lose To Another Shit Team

Manchester United manager, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, has been told that he should tidy his desk and prepare his locker for a full clear-out, because if United lose to just one more shit team, he will be out of the club on his ear. Solskjaer was made t...

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Funny story: Man Utd v. Tottenham: Spurs Favourites To Take All Three Points

Man Utd v. Tottenham: Spurs Favourites To Take All Three Points

It's the big game at Old Trafford tonight, and former Manchester United manager, Jose Mourinho, is back for the first time since he was sacked from the job a year ago. This time, however, it's with Tottenham Hotspur, the team that trounced his Un...

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Funny story: Manchester United Supporters Boo Team Off Pitch

Manchester United Supporters Boo Team Off Pitch

In absolutely astonishing scenes never before witnessed at Old Trafford, Manchester United players were booed as they left the pitch at the end of their 2-2 draw with Aston Villa yesterday. United, looking for a win that might keep manager Ole Gun…

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Funny story: Mauricio Pochettino Spotted In Manchester Trafford Centre Buying Household Items

Mauricio Pochettino Spotted In Manchester Trafford Centre Buying Household Items

Shoppers at Manchester's Trafford Centre retail complex became excited this afternoon, after former Tottenham Hotspur manager, Mauricio Pochettino, was seen with his wife, shopping for bed linen. He was also carrying some towels and two cushions.

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Funny story: Manchester United Ready To Give Pochettino Manager's Job

Manchester United Ready To Give Pochettino Manager's Job

Manchester United executives are thought to be putting the finishing touches to a deal that would install Mauricio Pochettino to the coveted Old Trafford manager's job, but will wait until after today's game with Aston Villa to make an announcement.

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Funny story: Mauricio Pochettino Seen At Manchester Piccadilly

Mauricio Pochettino Seen At Manchester Piccadilly

Mauricio Pochettino, the former Tottenham Hotspur manager, who was sacked by the north London club earlier this week, looks like he may be about to become the new Manchester United boss, after he was seen alighting from a train at Piccadilly Station...

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Funny story: First Genetically Engineered Cat Girl Licks Harry Maguire’s Balls

First Genetically Engineered Cat Girl Licks Harry Maguire’s Balls

BILLINGSGATE POST: Shockwaves reverberated throughout the febrile English football world as the first genetically engineered cat girl broke ranks with tradition, and licked Manchester United defenseman Harry Maguire’s balls as he went onto the field...

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Funny story: Manchester United Penalty Woes Continue

Manchester United Penalty Woes Continue

Manchester United picked up three easy points in their 3-1 victory against Norwich City yesterday, but their on-field problems continue, as they managed to miss TWO more penalties, bringing their total number of spot-kick failures this season to four...

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Funny story: Manchester United And Liverpool Will Walk Off If Anyone So Much As THINKS Anything Racist

Manchester United And Liverpool Will Walk Off If Anyone So Much As THINKS Anything Racist

The game between Manchester United and Premier League leaders Liverpool is just about to kick off at Old Trafford, and the big news is that both teams have agreed they will walk off the pitch if any of the supporters so much as thinks anything of a r...

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Funny story: Manchester United Manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Found Hiding In Closet Under Stairs

Manchester United Manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Found Hiding In Closet Under Stairs

A crisis at Old Trafford was averted this morning when, after an initial panic and a frantic search, Manchester United club boss, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, was discovered at his home, hiding in a cupboard under the stairs. Solskjaer, 46, has been weat...

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Funny story: Sam Allardyce Gets Manchester United Job

Sam Allardyce Gets Manchester United Job

It's taken him 28 years and a succession of posts at Preston, Blackpool, Notts County, Bolton, Newcastle, Blackburn, West Ham, Sunderland, England, Crystal Palace and Everton, but it now looks like Sam Allardyce is finally going to get his hands on '...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Replace Ole Gunnar Solskjaer As Manchester United Manager

Harry Maguire To Replace Ole Gunnar Solskjaer As Manchester United Manager

In an announcement from Old Trafford just minutes ago, it was revealed that Manchester United manager, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, is to be replaced with immediate effect by £80million summer signing from Leicester City, Harry Maguire. Maguire, 26, beco...

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