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Funny story: Sir Bobby Charlton Wades Into Solskjaer Sacking Debate

Sir Bobby Charlton Wades Into Solskjaer Sacking Debate

Manchester United legend, Sir Bobby Charlton, has weighed-in with his tuppenceworth to the debate about whether or not team manager, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer should be given more time to turn things around at Old Trafford, after the Red Devils' worst sta...

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Funny story: Manchester United Dumps Ole Gunnar: “Action” Jackson To Take Reins

Manchester United Dumps Ole Gunnar: “Action” Jackson To Take Reins

BILLINGSGATE POST: Manchester United announced today that manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has been fired, to be replaced by Jack “Action” Jackson, an American topflight manager who caught their eye last year after posting an undefeated season with the...

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Funny story: Manchester United Talking To Zinedine Zidane, Steve Bruce, And Ricky Tomlinson

Manchester United Talking To Zinedine Zidane, Steve Bruce, And Ricky Tomlinson

Manchester United, the football team that employed one manager - Sir Alex Ferguson - for 27 years, is looking to part company with the fourth manager - Ole Gunnar Solskjaer - in the space of the six years since Ferguson retired, and are talking to Re...

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Funny story: AZ Alkmaar Consider Sacking Boss After Failure To Beat Manchester United

AZ Alkmaar Consider Sacking Boss After Failure To Beat Manchester United

Club executives at AZ Alkmaar are, this morning, involved in an emergency high-level meeting over the future of the oddly-named team boss, Arne Slot, after last night's game against Manchester United, which ended 0-0. Slot, which is pronounced by...

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Funny story: Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Makes Wild Statement After Manchester United Fail To Impress Again

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Makes Wild Statement After Manchester United Fail To Impress Again

Manchester United boss, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, says his team were "unlucky" in Holland, as they were denied a penalty during their drab, uninspiring goalless draw with AZ Alkmaar, in last night's Europa League fixture. "It's a penalty 101 times out...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire: Arsenal Might Be Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's Last Match In Charge

Harry Maguire: Arsenal Might Be Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's Last Match In Charge

The Premier League season is only six matches old, yet we already find ourselves speculating on who the first managerial casualty will be, and, with Manchester United hosting Arsenal on Monday night at Old Trafford, is it possible that Ole Gunnar Sol...

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Funny story: Manchester United Boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Discovered To Be A Cyberdyne Systems Model 101 Terminator

Manchester United Boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Discovered To Be A Cyberdyne Systems Model 101 Terminator

Emergency talks are still in progress at Old Trafford this afternoon, after it was discovered that Manchester United boss and former player, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, is not, in fact, human, but a cybernetic organism consisting of living tissue over a ro...

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Funny story: Manchester United Back To Their Brilliant Best After Rochdale Win

Manchester United Back To Their Brilliant Best After Rochdale Win

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's Manchester United showed why they are the most famous club in football, as they outgrafted, outshone, and outsmarted League One minnows, Rochdale Hornets, in last night's Carabao Cup tie at Old Trafford, easily winning 5-3 on p...

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Funny story: Mason Greenwood To Be Wrapped In Cotton Wool

Mason Greenwood To Be Wrapped In Cotton Wool

Mason Greenwood, the 17-year-old Manchester United striker, is to be wrapped in cotton wool, in order that the precocious talent might avoid getting injured. Greenwood showed extreme maturity, last night, in scoring United's only goal in their 1-0...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Given Go-ahead To Stay In Bed Late On Monday Morning

Harry Maguire Given Go-ahead To Stay In Bed Late On Monday Morning

Harry Maguire, the new pin-up boy of football, who signed for Manchester United for £80million from Leicester City last Monday, made his debut at Old Trafford against Chelsea this afternoon, and has received the go-ahead from manager Ole Gunnar Solsk...

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Funny story: Manchester United Give Harry Maguire Captain's Armband

Manchester United Give Harry Maguire Captain's Armband

Harry Maguire, the fresh-faced, good-looking golden boy of English football, signed by Manchester United for £80million from Leicester City on Monday, is to be given the Old Trafford captain's armband as a gesture of just how valuable an asset the cl...

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Funny story: Manchester United Manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's Head Is Getting Smaller

Manchester United Manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's Head Is Getting Smaller

Rumours are rife around Old Trafford this morning, as speculation rises that Manchester United coach Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's head is getting smaller. Solskjaer was photographed alongside new signing, £80million former Sheffield United, Hull City an...

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Funny story: Solskjaer Stance On Parking Spaces Hints At Concrete Future For United

Solskjaer Stance On Parking Spaces Hints At Concrete Future For United

It seems that retiring a player's shirt is no longer enough. Now you have to retire their car parking space too. That is the world created by Ole Gunnar Solskjaer in what will probably be his most telling contribution as Manchester United manager.

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Funny story: Football Gossip: Klopp vs. Mourinho, Scotland Women, Oh No! MAUREEN SACKED

Football Gossip: Klopp vs. Mourinho, Scotland Women, Oh No! MAUREEN SACKED

After his ailing team's 3-1 defeat on Sunday,"manager" of Manchester United, Jose Mourinho revealed the contrast in management style between him and Liverpool's Juergen Klopp . Klopp's philosophy is that a win is credited to his players but in the ca...

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Funny story: Solskjaer Fancies Fergies Job

Solskjaer Fancies Fergies Job

Legendary former Manchester United striker Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has revealed he would relish the opportunity to manage his former club. The 'Baby Faced Assassin' as he's known at Old Trafford, despite never having assassinated anyone, currently ma...

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