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Funny story: UK's voyeuristic Jade Goody saga to be followed by "Octu-Mom S.I.D.S. Watch" Reality TV show

UK's voyeuristic Jade Goody saga to be followed by "Octu-Mom S.I.D.S. Watch" Reality TV show

London, England - Promising to be just as controversial, if not at least as tasteless, the UK's TV channel "Living" that brought you everything Jade Goody (including the three-part series of the Jade Goody cancer saga) has just signed a deal with Oct...

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Funny story: Hugh Hefner Selling His $28 Million Mansion To "OctuMom"

Hugh Hefner Selling His $28 Million Mansion To "OctuMom"

HOLMBY HILLS, California - Hugh Hefner is selling the mansion that is adjacent to his Playboy Mansion to "OctuMom" for $28 million. The two-story mansion covers 7,300 square feet, has 15 bedrooms, 15 bathrooms, a movie theater, a standard sized ca...

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Funny story: Mother of Octuplets Seen Stalking Sperm Banks

Mother of Octuplets Seen Stalking Sperm Banks

A mother of octuplets was seen stalking sperm banks after her publicist quit her employ in anger. The publicist, who will not disclose his name, said Octom mom is a greedy nut case. Asked why he was so upset he said, first she made him watch a...

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Funny story: Dr. Phil comes to the Mother of Octuplets Rescue?

Dr. Phil comes to the Mother of Octuplets Rescue?

Whittier, California - "I'll be honest with you," said Dr. Phil to Octu-Mom in his sit down interview with at her residence, her mother's house in Whittier, California. "The real reason why America is so up set with you is because you're acting like...

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Funny story: Octopussy blaims Viagra for hormonal imbalance

Octopussy blaims Viagra for hormonal imbalance

A mother of octuplets became unhinged again last night and was rushed to local hospital and underwent surgery to remove eight Viagra tablets. The California mother of fourteen was reported as saying "Oh God, I'm going to kill myself," repeatedly o...

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Funny story: Images of Octomom Combat Population Explosion

Images of Octomom Combat Population Explosion

The story of the Octomom has something for everyone. Bioethicists debate the role of fertility doctors in screening would-be mothers. Taxpayers rail against bailing out irresponsible parents. Child welfare advocates hover, porn producers salivate, ta...

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Funny story: Octo Mom Arrested for Breast Feeding Brood while Driving and Talking on Cell Phone!

Octo Mom Arrested for Breast Feeding Brood while Driving and Talking on Cell Phone!

San Francisco,CA/ Mother Earth News - The California Highway patrol stopped and arrested a mother of Octuplets for breast feeding her brood while driving 65 mph in the breakdown lane of a busy freeway, and talking to her publicist on a cell phone.

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Funny story: Octumom Runs Out of Names

Octumom Runs Out of Names

California - The embattled Octumom is in the news again admitting that she has run out of ideas on what to name her new children. "I'm stumped. My six other children are all named Bob so this is really confusing." "I thought if I called them all B...

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Funny story: "OctuMom" Receives $1 Million To Star In Skin Flick

"OctuMom" Receives $1 Million To Star In Skin Flick

WHITTIER, California - The world famous octuplet's mom has just signed a $1 million contract to star in a porn movie. Cicero Spoongate who is the president of LabiaLand Pictures says that the motion picture will be shot on location in Lake Tahoe,...

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Funny story: Donny Osmond Denies He's The Octuplet's Daddy

Donny Osmond Denies He's The Octuplet's Daddy

SALT LAKE CITY - Donny Osmond has told CNN's Anderson Cooper that he has no idea where in the world the rumor came from but he emphatically denies that he is the father of "OctuMom's" eight babies. Osmond, singer, musician, ex-teen idol told Coope...

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Funny story: "OctuMom" Admits She Has Never Had Sex

"OctuMom" Admits She Has Never Had Sex

BELLFLOWER, California - The 33-year-old mother of octuplets and six other children has admitted to Katie Couric that she has never had sex. In an exclusive interview mom said that yes, she is technically a virgin, since all of her 14 children wer...

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Funny story: "Octuplet's Mom's" Sperm Donor Comes Out Of Hiding

"Octuplet's Mom's" Sperm Donor Comes Out Of Hiding

BELLFLOWER, California - The man responsible for donating the sperm that created eight babies has finally come forward. David Solomon, (aka The Sperm Donor) told a reporter for CNN that the reason he had not come out before is because he suffers f...

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Funny story: Octuplets Mom To Have Her Own Reality Show

Octuplets Mom To Have Her Own Reality Show

HOLLYWOOD, California - The 33-year-old California woman who recently gave birth to octuplets has announced that she will have her own reality show. A Fox Network executive confirmed that the unmarried mother will soon begin starring in her own sh...

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Funny story: "8ctuplets Mom" gets Eight Balled by the mainstream media, as she quickly becomes the nation's latest scapegoat

"8ctuplets Mom" gets Eight Balled by the mainstream media, as she quickly becomes the nation's latest scapegoat

Whittier, California - Taking pressure off illegal aliens from the blame game of stealing jobs and resources from Americans for a change, giving BBC war correspondents a break from their coverage of the bloody conflict in Afghanistan and laying off t...

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Funny story: Mother of Octuplets reveals some women's secret addiction to stretch marks, swollen feet and weight gain

Mother of Octuplets reveals some women's secret addiction to stretch marks, swollen feet and weight gain

Bellflower, California - It is a little known secret that few, if any women, are willing to tell, but that psychiatrists (along with other social service providers) that are court mandated to report such instances. That there is a certain segment amo...

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Funny story: DCF called on 'Octo-Mom'

DCF called on 'Octo-Mom'

The mother of new Octuplets, has had DCF called on her, says the leprechauns who live in my brain. This happened Friday morning, when a neighbor heard loud, crying babies from her house. "I couldn't believe it! It was very annoying. I don't th...

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Funny story: Octuplets Mom Is A Proper Dog

Octuplets Mom Is A Proper Dog

She should never have done it. She should have just left it alone. But she didn't. The mother of EIGHT babies, all at once, Nadya Sillywoman, of Witless Ca, unemployed, with six kids already and jobless, had the effrontery to pose for photographs...

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