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Funny story: OctoMom Says She's Sick of the Eight Brats

OctoMom Says She's Sick of the Eight Brats

Nadya Suleman, better known as the OctoMom, says she's sick of her life right now. "It was fine for the first six or seven months with all the publicity and everything but I'm steadily losing my mind", she told the National Demographic. The Dem...

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Funny story: Nadya Suleman: "I'm an intelligent, articulate woman. Can I have some money?"

Nadya Suleman: "I'm an intelligent, articulate woman. Can I have some money?"

Nayda Suleman, the woman the press has unfortunately labeled "Octomom", wants everyone to know that she is an intelligent, articulate woman, who is perfectly capable of caring for her 14 children. "I am not nearly as insane as I come off on TV," s...

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Funny story: OctoMom Facing House Foreclosure Has Three Options - Borrow The Money From Mel Gibson, Rob A Bank, or Pose In The Nude For PlayGuy Magazine

OctoMom Facing House Foreclosure Has Three Options - Borrow The Money From Mel Gibson, Rob A Bank, or Pose In The Nude For PlayGuy Magazine

LA BREA, California - Nadya Suleman, the woman known as OctoMom, has found herself in quite an unfavorable situation. It appears that the mother of 14 kids, including a set of octuplets is in danger of having her home foreclosed on. Suleman in...

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Funny story: OctoMom Says She Is Being Forced To Go On Welfare

OctoMom Says She Is Being Forced To Go On Welfare

LA HABRA, California - The world's most famous mother of octuplets, Nadya Suleman appeared on the Sean Hannity Show and told him that she is having to go on welfare. Hannity told her to get a damn job and to forget about having Uncle Sam pay for h...

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Funny story: Spencer Pratt Is Dating Nadya Suleman aka "OctoMom"

Spencer Pratt Is Dating Nadya Suleman aka "OctoMom"

LOS ANGELES - Spencer Pratt, soon-to-be-ex-husband of Heidi "The Plastic Woman" Montag was having lunch at a Long John Silvers when he was asked if the rumors about him dating Nadya Suleman were true. He put down the oyster he was eating and said...

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Funny story: Celine Dion, Could Be Four Babes In There!

Celine Dion, Could Be Four Babes In There!

42-year-old singer Celine Dion may have gotten more than she bargained for as the doctors now think she may be carrying four little ones instead of the two originally thought. "I'm only 19 weeks along and already my head looks too small for my bod...

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Funny story: Latest Offer from Porn Distributor to Help Octomom Sucks

Latest Offer from Porn Distributor to Help Octomom Sucks

Octomom, has just received an offer to get out from under her financial woes by none other than Hotend Entertainment, a porn industry leader, if she'll make a porn film with 8 men. But Octomom is saying not so fast. "I am a mother of 14 children;...

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Funny story: OctoMom On The Verge of Being Evicted: Says She Wants To Move In With Brad and Angelina

OctoMom On The Verge of Being Evicted: Says She Wants To Move In With Brad and Angelina

LA HABRA, California - OctoMom has said that she is behind in her monthly house payments and it looks like she will probably be getting evicted. The mother of 14 kids says that her swimsuit modeling career has not really brought her in as much mon...

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Funny story: Jon Gosselin and Octomom Being Offered a Realty Show

Jon Gosselin and Octomom Being Offered a Realty Show

Jon Gosselin wants more children-Yes, it does seem unbelievable that a man who has eight children at present would like more to add to his already over crowded household. However, Jon let it be known that he has contacted another person who is als...

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Funny story: Jon and Octomom dine out

Jon and Octomom dine out

Octomom and Jon -recently met for dinner after each reading the other's news stories. This reporter for the Entertainment Edition News caught them at it, so to speak, and it looked like they both had a lot in common. Jon contacted the Octomom a...

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Funny story: OctoMom to be in Movie, plays herself

OctoMom to be in Movie, plays herself

OctoMom and OctoPuss a perfect pair - A new James Bond movie in the making and soon to be released is the famous OctoMom. The movie title is OctoMom vs OctoPuss and is scheduled to be at a theater near you within a month. "If OctoMom is available...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Taking Lessons From Octomom!

Angelina Jolie Taking Lessons From Octomom!

Angelina Jolie has decided to consult with Ocotomom, Nadya Sulemon on how to have several kids at one time. "I love children", stated the beautiful lady.....Angelina, not Octomom. "This way I can have from 2-8 and get it over with at one time."...

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Funny story: Octomom Plus Jon Equals Al Gore's Wrath

Octomom Plus Jon Equals Al Gore's Wrath

The possible "joining together" of Octomom, Nadya Suleman and Jon Gosselin has brought down the wrath of "Save The Earth" Al Gore. "What kind of message are we sending today's teens who watch these people and their shows?", asked the former Vice...

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Funny story: Octomom hates Susan Boyle

Octomom hates Susan Boyle

'America was talking about ME before that witch came along', cried Octomom. I was interviewing her for another video when she asked her if she was a Susan Boyle fan. Susan's CD 'I Screamed A Scream' had just been released and one of her neighbor...

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Funny story: Tony Romo Has New Girlfriend: Octomom Kate Gosselin

Tony Romo Has New Girlfriend: Octomom Kate Gosselin

Tony Romo, one week after dumping Jessica Simpson, has been seen with a new woman: Octomom Kate Gosselin. The Dallas Cowboy quarterback and the mother of sextuplets (and star of the reality series Jon and Kate Plus Eight) were spotted hand in hand a...

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Funny story: Octomom Names Bob Barker as Father

Octomom Names Bob Barker as Father

The infamous Octomom, announced today on the "Dr. Phil" show that the father of her eight babies is former game show host, Bob Barker. "He had me from 'Come on Down!'" announced Octomom, her lips swollen from plastic surgery like Angela Jolie afte...

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Funny story: Octomom And The Portent Of The Giant Jellyfish Crop Circle

Octomom And The Portent Of The Giant Jellyfish Crop Circle

Wiltshire - (Fishy Tales Mess): Are alien implant transmissions from Octomom's vagina responsible? The sudden apparition in a Wiltshire rapeseed field of a gigantic jellyfish crop circle this week has left the CIA thunderfucked. The 250-metre p...

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