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Funny story: Eskimos disagree that nudity in public means free speech; it's f+++++g madness!

Eskimos disagree that nudity in public means free speech; it's f+++++g madness!

Nudist lovers in San Francisco where the weather tends to be slightly kinder to the naked body than Alaska, Greenland, Iceland, Siberia, etc, are claiming that nudity in public means "free speech". The San Francisco authorities have passed legisla...

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Funny story: San Franciso bans nekkidness--'All nekkidness'

San Franciso bans nekkidness--'All nekkidness'

SAN FRANCISCO, California (ABSNN) - The City Board of Supervisors of San Francisco voted 6-5 Tuesday to prohibit Bay Area residents ever again getting nekkid. Even showering in the nude is now a felony crime. "All forms of nekkidness is hereby and...

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Funny story: Kate WHO? French judge sides with SaggyTitz magazine editor

Kate WHO? French judge sides with SaggyTitz magazine editor

Paris - A French judge has sided with the editor of SaggyTitz! magazine that some tawdry royal boob snaps 'were deliberately posed'. And he's thrown out demands for the pics' destruction as well as punitive damages against the mag. Calls for th...

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Funny story: Young royals to appear in Christmas night Strip show

Young royals to appear in Christmas night Strip show

The Royal Family confirmed today that young members would appear in a new BBC talent show in what has been seen as an attempt to divert the news away from recent scandals. The new late night BBC Three show named 'Strictly Striptease' will be hoste...

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Funny story: Blatant self-publicist Kate flashes the flesh

Blatant self-publicist Kate flashes the flesh

Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia - She's played a blinder with those holiday snaps commissioned to up her saggy, er, public profile. Sadly it's pretty much a 'two fried eggs in the loaming' kinda moment as once levelled by critics of Jerry Hall's Vagina Mon...

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Funny story: Harry to be stripped and get severe dressing gown

Harry to be stripped and get severe dressing gown

London - A worsted wool hair shirt and matching MoD undies are on the cards as the row about Harry's stupidity revs up a pace. At a conduct unbecoming hearing in London this morning he will have to explain how some Vegas 'hot chicks' papped his nu...

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Funny story: Chaos At Airports As Passengers Demand 'All Must Fly Naked'!

Chaos At Airports As Passengers Demand 'All Must Fly Naked'!

Recent warnings from nano scientists that the latest advances in the development of nano-explosives and clothing materials will soon make it possible for terrorists to combine them together to create explosive shirts, dresses, socks, baseball caps, o...

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Funny story: Obama Vs Barebottom Reaches the US Supreme Court

Obama Vs Barebottom Reaches the US Supreme Court

Washington DC: In late January 2013 the Supreme Court delayed hearing the Affordable Health Care for America Act (ObamaCare) individual mandate challenge and opted to hear Obama Vs Barebottom. The San Francisco CA City Council passed an ordinance...

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Funny story: Spencer Tunick hires Pippa Middleton for naked Dead Sea shoot

Spencer Tunick hires Pippa Middleton for naked Dead Sea shoot

Jerusalem - "That Abbey cakewalk last month was just an audition," Tunick told Meggido Bikini & Burkhini News Illustrated reporters this morning. "I plan to position Pippa slap bang in the middle of the lake, surround by hundreds of tanned lov...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle jumps on the bandwagon and starts collecting goldfish

Susan Boyle jumps on the bandwagon and starts collecting goldfish

Apparently Susan Boyle has heard about the 'goldfish craze' and has jumped on the bandwagon in order to 'stay in the news'. Susan has had a HUGE aquarium delivered to her new home in Blackburn, Scotland and has filled it with goldfish of varying s...

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Funny story: Nude David Beckham To Join Hull City?

Nude David Beckham To Join Hull City?

It's the question thousands of football fans all over East Yorkshire are asking each other this evening, after former naked Manchester United and England star David Beckham said that he needs to be actively playing football to regain his internationa...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Love Naked Geometry

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Love Naked Geometry

"Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are the sexiest geeks in town! They bring tragic vampyre passion to the field of abstract math and topology. They like nothing better than to strip totally naked at their bohemian apartment in Much Wenlock, Shropshire, England, UK and go straight for the jugular with some serious homotopy shit. These kids are genuine bloodsucking boffins! Now for the first...

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Funny story: Beach Videos Threaten Clothing Industry, Group Says

Beach Videos Threaten Clothing Industry, Group Says

RINGSIDE, Ky.-The rise of videos on YouTube in which people parade around with nothing on "except a smirk on their face and a beer in their hand" is threatening the growth of one of America's great industries, says a trade association. "Sure, it's...

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Funny story: Britain's Got Scrawny Topless Talent

Britain's Got Scrawny Topless Talent

Manchester - (YouBoob!): Be-cellulited topless fire-eater Tia Brodie wowed the judges last night with her black nipple-patched wobbly implants. How the 33 year-old ex-porn star managed to blag her way onto the UK's most pointless freakshow is a w...

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Funny story: England Goalkeepers Should Wear Nothing

England Goalkeepers Should Wear Nothing

A study by the University of Shitchester has suggested that England's goalkeeper should play in the nude at the World Cup Finals. Dr Stig O'Toole said " Players miss penalties when they are confronted with certain stimuli. We found that a well endowe...

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Funny story: 'Diabolical' Liberty as X-rated patchwork quilts stun West End shoppers

'Diabolical' Liberty as X-rated patchwork quilts stun West End shoppers

London - (Nakes Ass Mess): "Don't blame the Amish for this explicit filth!" is how one shopper with a dislocated eyeball put it today. The offending exhibit at the Great Marlborough Street store's display of vintage nudity in the form of graphic p...

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Funny story: New Nudity Law Bill Passed By Senate

New Nudity Law Bill Passed By Senate

A new nudity law has passed the Senate of the United States, that is now headed for the House for review. Senators John Edwards and Larry Craig have co-sponsored the bill as many of the Senators look to these two for nudity leadership, especially...

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