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Funny story: Norwegian Killer Is A Right Wing Nazi Nutter

Norwegian Killer Is A Right Wing Nazi Nutter

A 32 year old Norwegian man has been arrested following a bomb blast in Oslo, and a spree killing episode on the holiday island of Utoya which has left at least 92 people dead. Norwegians are understandably shocked and horrified by the events which took place in their country, a nation renowned for its tolerance and high standards. Early reports indicate that the man who planted the bomb and...

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Funny story: Gaddafi's Nurse Applies For Asylum

Gaddafi's Nurse Applies For Asylum

A Ukranian nurse, once said to be "close to" Libyan leader Colonel Gaddafi, has applied for asylum in Norway. Galyna Kolotnyska was evacuated from Libya earlier on in the year after the troubles escalated and she went home to Ukraine for a while i...

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Funny story: 'Bloody Gestapo' claims as menstruating Norwegian women tagged with scarlet cuffs

'Bloody Gestapo' claims as menstruating Norwegian women tagged with scarlet cuffs

Oslo - (On The Rag & Bloody Ass Mess): The comparison to mandatory Nazi tagging of Jews was perhaps inevitable. This week Norwegian women began their revolt over the latest bloody insult to their gender. The row erupted after pubic sector f...

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Funny story: Huge Glacier Disappears in Norway

Huge Glacier Disappears in Norway

A huge glacier has disappeared without trace in northern Norway. "It was there last autumn" explained Norwegian geologist Lööf Lîrpa, calling from his log cabin inside the Arctic circle. "It's dark all day here in the winter, and we were all t...

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Funny story: Norskis Win Big in Cross-Country, But Why?

Norskis Win Big in Cross-Country, But Why?

Vancouver, B.C. Winter Olympics Are History - The Norwegians and Swedes know how to Cross Country ski -- they won 8 of the potential 12 Gold Medals and 16 of the 36 possible. The US Total for Cross Country Skiing was 0-Gold, Zip-Silver, and Nada...

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Funny story: Obama Not So Noble As He Flies Out of Oslo in A Rage After He Disses King and Gets Called "A Lout!"

Obama Not So Noble As He Flies Out of Oslo in A Rage After He Disses King and Gets Called "A Lout!"

President Barack Hussein Obama, who said he only had time to fly in and pick up his $1m Nobel Piece Prize, ignoring protocol by turning down a luncheon date with the Viking King, flew into a rage when he was told there was a three day bank hold on...

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Funny story: Norwegians Pissed as "Foreign Pedophiles" Persist in "Polishing the Knob" of Vigeland's Nude 'Angry Boy' Statue!

Norwegians Pissed as "Foreign Pedophiles" Persist in "Polishing the Knob" of Vigeland's Nude 'Angry Boy' Statue!

Oslo, Norway, / Statue Controversy Continues - Crowds continue to crowd around Oslo's most popular bronze statue in Frogner Park, drawn to the world famous figure of a naked male child whose penis has been polished to perfection, while the rest of...

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Funny story: Norway win the Eurovision national anthem contest

Norway win the Eurovision national anthem contest

After a gruelling evening of listening to no fewer than 41 new national anthems, judges today announced that the Norwegian one had won the contest. 'Raping and Pillaging, Ho Ho Ho', by The Bloodthirsty Vikings narrowly received the most votes, with D...

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Funny story: Norwegian sex acts lead to lengthy ban for dick at wheel!

Norwegian sex acts lead to lengthy ban for dick at wheel!

A 28-year-old man from Trondheim in Norway is to face a lengthy ban after being caught having sex with his girlfriend on his lap whilst driving. Carlsberg police followed the blue Volvo swerving all over the road and so they recorded the incident...

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Funny story: Viking Shows Up with 1468 AD Pawn Ticket, Reclaims Shetland Isles!

Viking Shows Up with 1468 AD Pawn Ticket, Reclaims Shetland Isles!

Hjaltland/ The Shetland Times - A Viking descendant of former Norwegian King Christian 1 surfaced today with an aging Pawn Ticket to reclaim the Shetland Isles. Pawned off in 1468 to raise money for his ugly daughter's Dowery, the cash poor Ki...

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Funny story: Norway admits it thought Eurovision Song Contest supported whaling

Norway admits it thought Eurovision Song Contest supported whaling

The Norwegian Minister for Culture, Olaf Smelzovfisch, has admitted today that his country, famed for a series of "nil points" song entries in the Eurovision Song Contest, originally took part in the event by mistake. He says: "Due to an error in...

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Funny story: People pay to watch the Queen of Norway take a shit

People pay to watch the Queen of Norway take a shit

The people of Norway have spent millions of dollars phoning in to a television show in which the viewers can watch members of the Norwegian Royal Family defecate live on air.

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Funny story: Liverpool's Riise In Transfer Talks With Chelsea

Liverpool's Riise In Transfer Talks With Chelsea

John Arne Riise, the Liverpool player who headed a late equaliser for Chelsea in the 95th minute of the Champions League Semi-Final first leg at Anfield last night, is to hold transfer talks with Blues' boss

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Funny story: Doomsday Vault opens

Doomsday Vault opens

Norway made world news recently with the opening of a Doomsday Vault close to the North Pole to safeguard seed stocks that haven't been genetically modified.

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Funny story: Whore on Terra spreads to Norway

Whore on Terra spreads to Norway

Oslo, Norway - (AssoCIAted Mess): Nordic anti-terror cops pounced on a Norwegian fishing village church congregation yesterday after a consignment of Russian red herrings was found to conceal offensive nuclear material as well as crack cocaine.

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Funny story: Man behind internet Spam Outbreak caught

Man behind internet Spam Outbreak caught

Computer users around the world have been tormented by his spam for years but it is only now possible to put a name to the person who is behind all those pointless emails.

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Funny story: Norwegian woodwork - Risse beats Barca in crossbar shoot out.

Norwegian woodwork - Risse beats Barca in crossbar shoot out.

Barcelona, 'the best team in the world', have been shown to be utter crap. So confident were the hosts Liverpool of their progression in the Champions League, they spent an entire game just trying to get the ball to hit the post, or as near...

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