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Funny story: Rory McIlroy 'A Bag Of Nerves' Ahead Of US Open Final Round

Rory McIlroy 'A Bag Of Nerves' Ahead Of US Open Final Round

Rory McIlroy, the brilliant young Northern Irish golfer, appears to have the US Open Championship in the bag, going into the final round of the prestigious Major at Maryland's Congressional Country Club with an eight shot lead and fourteen under par.

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Funny story: Northern Ireland Government to import dried water

Northern Ireland Government to import dried water

The government of Northern Ireland is to overcome the water shortages by importing sachets of dried water from Russia. The dried water was developed by the Russians in 1986,to overcome a lack of drinking water in an area the size of Wales,followin...

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Funny story: Security Expert Fears Return To Violence After N Ireland Bodies Dissolved

Security Expert Fears Return To Violence After N Ireland Bodies Dissolved

A top security expert is predicting a return of "The Troubles" in Northern Ireland after it was revealed that two of the bodies overseeing the winding down of paramilitary groups have been dissolved. The Independent International Commission on Dec...

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Funny story: Irate Northern Irish Farmers begin 'sports boots' protest

Irate Northern Irish Farmers begin 'sports boots' protest

A group of Irate Northern Irish farmers have taken to the streets in protest over the declining quality of the rubber used in their 'wellington boots.' The farmers have recently become bemused with the consistency of the rubber and its subsequen...

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Funny story: Jennifer Grey Dedicates DTWS Win To Family She Killed In 1987.

Jennifer Grey Dedicates DTWS Win To Family She Killed In 1987.

Jennifer Grey, almost unrecognizable with a human-sized nose, gave a tearful press conference in Los Angeles today, where she stated that she has dedicated her win on Dancing With the Stars to the family of Anna Gallagher and her mother, Margaret Doh...

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Funny story: Irish Water Problem Solved!

Irish Water Problem Solved!

The Belfast water shortage was brought to and end this morning when Ardle O'Realy, Minister for Water shortages, rattled out his new strategy for a long term solution. Speaking at the press conference, Mr O'realy said; "Oye was tinking der udde...

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Funny story: Encouraging the Irish to reframe from over-indulging in Alcohol Backfires!

Encouraging the Irish to reframe from over-indulging in Alcohol Backfires!

During this festive season, authorities ran a major campaign against Alcoholism. Today, authorities have been forced to take a very usually step backwards and are now encouraging people to over indulge as they used to. The reason for this majo...

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Funny story: Northern Irish National Party are not the British National Party

Northern Irish National Party are not the British National Party

The Northern Irish National Party (NINP) have hit back at claims that they are just the same as the British National Party (BNP). "We are completely different," claimed Mick O'Griffin. "Granted we share some of the same ideals in our view point to...

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Funny story: Dissident Nationalists Call for Full "80's Revival"

Dissident Nationalists Call for Full "80's Revival"

The political stalemate in Ulster was shaken to within inches of its life today when revivalist nationalists once again showed why all car insurance ads carry the caption "Excludes NI". In a coded statement, the retro-obsessed terrorists, gave war...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton offers to interfere in Northern Ireland standoff

Hillary Clinton offers to interfere in Northern Ireland standoff

Belfast - (Ballybollox): Hillary Clinton's presence in Stormont talks is guaranteed to stir up the kind of irrational venom that could unite all parties into a negotiqated Piss Process consensus, according to Blarney Stone sources. Unofficially Cl...

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Funny story: Government And Real IRA In Deal To Solve Youth Crime

Government And Real IRA In Deal To Solve Youth Crime

The Government has announced a major new initiative to tackle young offenders. At the same time they hope to solve the issue of peace in Northern Ireland by doing a deal with the Real IRA. The plan is to make young offenders wear orange. Once the...

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Funny story: Romanian boat from Belfast sunk - BNP's Griffin & Ex PM Thatcher in dock

Romanian boat from Belfast sunk - BNP's Griffin & Ex PM Thatcher in dock

Following his 'sink the immigrant boats' statement yesterday and the devastating loss of over 200 people on a Ferry from Belfast to Liverpool, Fuhrer Nick Griffin of the BNP and elderly Ex Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher were immediately arrested wi...

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Funny story: Peter Robinson condemns race attacks in Northern Ireland

Peter Robinson condemns race attacks in Northern Ireland

Northern Ireland's First Minister, Peter Robinson of the Democratic Undemocratic Party (DUP), today condemned the spate of race-related attacks on newly-arrived Romanian refugees. 'The people of Northern Ireland are a tolerant and Christian people...

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Funny story: IRA and Protestant Militia groups join forces to rid Northern Ireland of the latest parasitical invaders, poor Rumanian Immigrants!

IRA and Protestant Militia groups join forces to rid Northern Ireland of the latest parasitical invaders, poor Rumanian Immigrants!

Sick to death of throwing bombs at each other the IRA and Protestant Paramilitary Groups have joined forces with a common strategy to eradicate everybody and everything that speaks a different language and comes from Rumania! After years of civil...

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Funny story: Ever gone to Northern Ireland, and found out your boat has been blown out of the water by terrorists?

Ever gone to Northern Ireland, and found out your boat has been blown out of the water by terrorists?

Have you ever wanted to visit Northern Ireland, and just as your boat approaches Larne it gets blown to pieces by a 10,000 pound bomb? Then fly there with Ironyair, the world's safest airline. As your Ironyair jet touches down at Belfast's Mad Dog...

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Funny story: Thousands attend Hypocrisy's funeral in Northern Ireland

Thousands attend Hypocrisy's funeral in Northern Ireland

Today in County Antrim, thousands attended the funeral of Hypocrisy. It was also the first time that members of the Provisional IRA's political wing Provisional Sinn Fein have attended such a funeral. Hypocrisy was shot dead yesterday by dissident...

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Funny story: Terrorist Groups Still Active In Northern Ireland

Terrorist Groups Still Active In Northern Ireland

Security forces have revealed details of the following terrorist groups still active in Northern Ireland: The Real IRA The Continuity IRA The Really Continuous IRA The Continually Real IRA The Ulster Freedom Movement The Free Ulster Movement The Movement For A Free Ulster The National Irish Democratic Movement The Democratic Irish National Movement The Real Ulster Progressive Movement...

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