A stranded container ship has finally split in two off the coast of New Zealand. In a massive explosion last month, it spewed out more than 300 containers of baked beans and sprouts, leaving a trail of debris over three miles of shoreline. It is the...
Australia has launched a full scale naval invasion of New Zealand across the Tasman Sea. First reports of the invasion have been reported by coastal New Zealand communities. The Tweetosphere was bombarded by updates like the following from @beache...
On the eve of the Rugby World Cup final there have been calls for the sport to attempt to embrace a wider audience by introducing a more entertaining aspect to matches. That fact that these calls have come solely from Strictly Come Dancing judge Brun...
PARAPARAUMU, New Zealand - Kate Gosselin has traveled with her 8 kids to film episodes of her show Kate Plus 8 in Alaska, Australia, and now New Zealand. She says that next she would like to go and visit the tiny African country of Loombeezi. When...
Auckland - A perforated dividing line between the prenuptial pair splits the NZ$2.40 Kate Middleton from the NZ$3.40 Prince William on the couple's commemorative NZ$5.80 stickybacks. The Mother's Day issue reflects national confidence that the 29...
London - 'Royal tragedy voyeurism' is how one disgruntled blogger put it as details of next week's vanity trip were first announced. A Palace decision to send Prince William on a tour of catastrophe-hit areas of Australia and New Zealand has now b...
Japan - Introduced into Japan's temperate waters in 1921, the progeny of a mating pair of Nomura's Jellyfish are set to cause catastrophe in the Pacific Ring Of Fire's quake-hit zone. Seismologists said today up to 10 million of the giant beasties...
New Zealand - (Fallout Mess): Was a missing WWII atomic bomb behind the 6.3 magnitude tremor that struck New Zealand late last night? Official Pentagon records are having none of it of course. But the Soviet Union may be in the frame after deca...
New Zealand was celebrating today following the news that two Hobbit movies will be made there after all. There were fears that Warner Brothers would take filming elsewhere after spats with acting unions. But all issues have been cleared up and...
Police in New Zeland seized marijuana over the past year and decided to burn off the marijuana that they didn't smoke or sell through their network of distributors. Police officers in Picton, New Zealand were burning marijuana when the wind changed d...
If you're male and you're headed to Christchurch airport in the land of the long white cloud you may be a target for a special kind of body search. A gay employee has been asked why he had increased the number male searches, and to give reasons as...
New Zealand scientists have proven that it is another mammal other than man that is the smartest creature on earth. Recent evidence has convinced them that the dolphin uses the most brain cells and not his distant relative the homo sapien. The Kiw...
The world's first mammalian ASBO has been served on a New Zealand dolphin. Moko, a thirteen year old boisterous bottle-nose has been stealing surf boards, stranding body boarders and generally annoying anyone who ventures into his 'manor'. Dete...
North Korea has today halted its nuclear weapons tests after condemnation by New Zealand's Prime Minister John Key. The skeleton of the "Great Leader" Kim Jong-il was said to be concerned after a country he'd never heard of, led by a Prime Minister...
Wellington, NZ - New Zealanders are celebrating after the announcement yesterday that they have been accepted into the European Union. New Zealand is the actual furtherest from Europe that a country can possibly be, but officials overlooked this sma...
The New Zealand Navy was proud to put the newest addition to its fleet, the HMNZS Rotoitoi through its paces this week. The Rotoitoi was taken on its first full voyage and reporters were invited on board to participate in the event. The Rotoito...
New Zealand: - Questions are being asked about the lucidity of Public Service Association national secretary Richard Wagstaff after he issued a statement that seemed completely off the wall. The statement was "Our concern is that job cuts in the p...
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