Tel Aviv - (Grateful Dead Sea Scrolls): Israeli security chief General Meir Dagan (agent I'm a Danger) "is convinced" his orders came directly from Buckingham Palace. The head of Mossad says only The Anointed One on the Throne of Israel ever sends...
Keith Richards, a guitarist with The Rolling Stones, now aged sixty-six has finally admitted that he has been working for the Israeli secret service since 1961. He had been recruited whilst at Sidcup Technical College when an Israeli classmate realis...
Under furious attack for their Hoax about Global Warming, Al Gore, Mr. Green, and UN Climate Control Guru Rajendra Pachauri flew into Dubai and held a joint press conference in an attempt to regain their credibility. The pair claimed "Global Warming...
Interpol were tonight hunting a Gang of International assasins led by one Mark Lowton (surely an alias?) after Mossad swore an oath whilst promising Scouts honour that they'd absolutely nothing to do with the apparent murder of a high ranking Hamas o...
Following global speculation that the Dubai hit on a Hamas leader was carried out by Mossad, the highly secret Israeli secret service organisation, we decided to look into the incident in the public interest by consulting with the only Mossad contact...
London - (Conspiracy Mess): London police are probing the death of a Saudi prince's aide at the Marylebone-based Landmark Hotel just days after a Mossad hit-squad was blamed for the Dubai killing of Hamas commander Mahmoud al-Mabhouh. So far no sh...
London - (Enron Fallout Mess): Fame, riches and the queenship of Israel were among Mossad temptations** offered to Tony Blair the Chilcot Inquiry heard today. A fabulous bounty from the Bernard Madoff charitable foundation included a stunning WMD...
New Jersey - (Corrupt Bastards Mess): Still smarting from its $900 million Pension Fund Madoff Ponzi Scam losses Mossad has been stung once again with today's arrest of dozens of New Jersey rabbis and their State politician stooges. A 10-year FBI...
Langley, Va - (AssoCIAted Mess): "Mr President only last week we learned that Mossad's Lahore desk chief has stolen and buried up to a dozen Pakistani nuclear warheads under his residency garage," CIA Director Leon Pancetta told President Obama today...
Intelligence agencies around the world have been renaming themselves 'Egoist Self-Interest Agencies' which it has been agreed upon is a more accurate term. The use of the term 'Intelligence' infers that an individual or group is acting at the highest...
Off-the-Wailing-Street, NY - (Rioters): A toxic paper trail connecting a Mossad cover up in the Enron collapse to Ponzi scam fraudster Bernard Madoff may be behind the hedge fund swindler's spectacular $50 billion heist. According to depositions f...
London - (Ponzi Scam Mess): Alaska Governor Sarah 'Barracuda' Palin has been fingered as the mystery cyber-clue to a 'massive' $600 million London Stock Exchange fraud. This connects her to Off-the-Wall-Street Ponzi scam artist Bernie Madoff and...
Tel Aviv - (Gaza Strip Poker Mess): A rogue Hamas astrologer whose crap financial advice bankrupted Mossad Pension Fund ponzi scam trader Bernie Madoff may have sparked off Israel's remorseless bombing of Palestinian sites. On Sunday Israeli Prim...
Cyberspace - (AssoCIAted Mess): Mossad - Israel's security service - has launched its very own blogsite and immediately appealed for help from the internet's most raucous satirical website TheSpoof.com for a makeover of its laughings...
New Scotland Yard, London - (Assinine Mess): The head of the UK Serious & Disorganised Fraud Squad says the visiting King of Sordid Arabia is a Mossad plant whose DNA is closer to the notorious Romanov family hypnotist Rasputin than to the Bedu roots...
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