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Funny story: Mossad chief: the Queen made us do it

Mossad chief: the Queen made us do it

Tel Aviv - (Grateful Dead Sea Scrolls): Israeli security chief General Meir Dagan (agent I'm a Danger) "is convinced" his orders came directly from Buckingham Palace. The head of Mossad says only The Anointed One on the Throne of Israel ever sends...

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Funny story: Keith Richards in Israeli Intelligence Scandal

Keith Richards in Israeli Intelligence Scandal

Keith Richards, a guitarist with The Rolling Stones, now aged sixty-six has finally admitted that he has been working for the Israeli secret service since 1961. He had been recruited whilst at Sidcup Technical College when an Israeli classmate realis...

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Funny story: Gore and Climate Change Guru Pachauri Blame Global Warming on Hamas Leaders Mysterious Death in Dubai!

Gore and Climate Change Guru Pachauri Blame Global Warming on Hamas Leaders Mysterious Death in Dubai!

Under furious attack for their Hoax about Global Warming, Al Gore, Mr. Green,  and UN Climate Control Guru Rajendra Pachauri flew into Dubai and held a joint press conference in an attempt to regain their credibility. The pair claimed "Global Warming...

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Funny story: Spoof Writers in Mossad Mix Up!

Spoof Writers in Mossad Mix Up!

Interpol were tonight hunting a Gang of International assasins led by one Mark Lowton (surely an alias?) after Mossad swore an oath whilst promising Scouts honour that they'd absolutely nothing to do with the apparent murder of a high ranking Hamas o...

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Funny story: Mossad Agent Refuses To Discuss Dubai Hotel Hit

Mossad Agent Refuses To Discuss Dubai Hotel Hit

Following global speculation that the Dubai hit on a Hamas leader was carried out by Mossad, the highly secret Israeli secret service organisation, we decided to look into the incident in the public interest by consulting with the only Mossad contact...

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Funny story: Mossad blamed as Saudi found battered and strangled in London hotel

Mossad blamed as Saudi found battered and strangled in London hotel

London - (Conspiracy Mess): London police are probing the death of a Saudi prince's aide at the Marylebone-based Landmark Hotel just days after a Mossad hit-squad was blamed for the Dubai killing of Hamas commander Mahmoud al-Mabhouh. So far no sh...

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Funny story: Mossad promised me Throne of Israel Tony Blair tells Chilcot Inquiry

Mossad promised me Throne of Israel Tony Blair tells Chilcot Inquiry

London - (Enron Fallout Mess): Fame, riches and the queenship of Israel were among Mossad temptations** offered to Tony Blair the Chilcot Inquiry heard today. A fabulous bounty from the Bernard Madoff charitable foundation included a stunning WMD...

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Funny story: Mossad stung as New Jersey corruption probe busts dozens of rabbis

Mossad stung as New Jersey corruption probe busts dozens of rabbis

New Jersey - (Corrupt Bastards Mess): Still smarting from its $900 million Pension Fund Madoff Ponzi Scam losses Mossad has been stung once again with today's arrest of dozens of New Jersey rabbis and their State politician stooges. A 10-year FBI...

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Funny story: CIA's Panetta briefs Obama on Pakistan's missing nukes

CIA's Panetta briefs Obama on Pakistan's missing nukes

Langley, Va - (AssoCIAted Mess): "Mr President only last week we learned that Mossad's Lahore desk chief has stolen and buried up to a dozen Pakistani nuclear warheads under his residency garage," CIA Director Leon Pancetta told President Obama today...

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Funny story: Spy 'Intelligence' Agencies Given New Names

Spy 'Intelligence' Agencies Given New Names

Intelligence agencies around the world have been renaming themselves 'Egoist Self-Interest Agencies' which it has been agreed upon is a more accurate term. The use of the term 'Intelligence' infers that an individual or group is acting at the highest...

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Funny story: Mossad Enron cover-up behind Madoff Ponzi scam losses

Mossad Enron cover-up behind Madoff Ponzi scam losses

Off-the-Wailing-Street, NY - (Rioters): A toxic paper trail connecting a Mossad cover up in the Enron collapse to Ponzi scam fraudster Bernard Madoff may be behind the hedge fund swindler's spectacular $50 billion heist. According to depositions f...

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Funny story: Sarah 'Barracuda' Palin link to new Mossad farce as 'massive' $600m London Stock Exchange fraud busted

Sarah 'Barracuda' Palin link to new Mossad farce as 'massive' $600m London Stock Exchange fraud busted

London - (Ponzi Scam Mess): Alaska Governor Sarah 'Barracuda' Palin has been fingered as the mystery cyber-clue to a 'massive' $600 million London Stock Exchange fraud. This connects her to Off-the-Wall-Street Ponzi scam artist Bernie Madoff and...

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Funny story: Israeli vengeance on Madoff's rogue Hamas astrologer tips

Israeli vengeance on Madoff's rogue Hamas astrologer tips

Tel Aviv - (Gaza Strip Poker Mess): A rogue Hamas astrologer whose crap financial advice bankrupted Mossad Pension Fund ponzi scam trader Bernie Madoff may have sparked off Israel's remorseless bombing of Palestinian sites. On Sunday Israeli Prim...

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Funny story: New Mossad blogsite seeks help from The Spoof

New Mossad blogsite seeks help from The Spoof

Cyberspace - (AssoCIAted Mess): Mossad - Israel's security service - has launched its very own blogsite and immediately appealed for help from the internet's most raucous satirical website TheSpoof.com for a makeover of its laughings...

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Funny story: Fraud Squad says Saudi king is Mossad plant

Fraud Squad says Saudi king is Mossad plant

New Scotland Yard, London - (Assinine Mess): The head of the UK Serious & Disorganised Fraud Squad says the visiting King of Sordid Arabia is a Mossad plant whose DNA is closer to the notorious Romanov family hypnotist Rasputin than to the Bedu roots...

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