Taking a break from campaigning, Senator McCain said he couldn't resist taking advantage of some very irresistible deals. Cashing in on the cheap unwanted mortgage deals, being sold by failing banks worldwide, McCain has snapped up what he calls "...
Washington,DC/ Wall Street Journal - Secretary of the Treasury, Henry Paulson, today proposed a national lottery to dispose of a significant amount of sub prime mortgages in default. Paulson's plan would mandate that state lotteries no longer use...
San Diego,Ca./Reuters - City Attorney Michael Aquirre announced plans today to designate this coastal city as an official Mortgage Foreclosure Sanctuary, and declared the national financial crisis over. The Dow Jones Industrial Average rose 2500...
Sewer covers are going like hot cakes while US real estate sits idly by waiting for the next imaginary bubble. The metal market in the once thriving US of A is about the only thing that is selling. Junkies and former bond traders are stripping Americ...
There was shock and astonishment in the New York's Wall Street financial sector yesterday, as two of its most renowned and important figures, Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae took a tumble, prompting US President Georg...
Los Angeles, California - Real estate was once considered a sound investment simply because God is not making anymore more of it, but even the best of things can be undone by the devil that lives in the details. So, as real estate prices continue to...
City of London - (Ass Mess): The Sub-prime Council of UK Mortgage Squanderers has named Gorgon Brown as the ultimate disaster Prime Monster after government leaks showed the UK property market to be 100% inflated above its actual book worth.
A Double freestanding wardrobe in up market Chelsea, London, England has gone on the market at £1.8 million after it was converted into a one bedroom flat.
The fact that marine turtles are emerging healthy and buying stock is an excellent indicator of how the effects of the credit and subprime mortgage crises might ultimately effect people, especially those living in the coastline tourist and travel des...
Off-the-Wall-St, New York - (Narcotic Mess): Forget the shrinks' feeble apologia about investment bankers' fluctuating testosterone and cortisol levels: DEA chiefs say a massive Wall Street cocaine binge has generated the sub-prime fiasco.
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Nearly 5,000 distressed homeowners call Hope Now, the White House-backed organization formed to help them, every day.
In a stunning interview that left the reporters stunned, and perhaps a little shocked and awed, today the head of the largest banking cartel in this solar system explained the recent collapse of our worldwide financial system.
Maude Gonne-Broke had a nice little house paid for free and clear and a small pension from her lifetime as a nurse. That was, until her friendly neighborhood banker convinced her to sign her house over to the bank for a monthly reverse mortgage check...
San Jose, California - Dispute having an interest free, $150, 000 30-year mortgage and investing 500 hours in "sweat equity" into their home and that of a neighbors as down payment for their modest town home (condo), Habitat for Humanity an...
Wall Street, New York (IP) - Our financial investigative reporter has discovered that mortgage borrowers have grown tired of being robbed blind by banks and other lenders and have gone on strike. This activity has caused a financial crisis of global...
Los Angeles, California - Just like deregulation of the utilities, so Enron could capitalize on lack of government oversight without producing anything except a clever underhanded way to turn a quick buck instead of providing a real service people co...
WASHINGTON - Mortgage rates have come down. But experts say they will rise again.
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