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Funny story: Scientists Finally Admit An Astonishing Fact About The Moon

Scientists Finally Admit An Astonishing Fact About The Moon

SAGINAW, Michigan - Two of the world's leading scientists have called a press conference to announce what they say is an astonishing fact regarding the moon. Dr. Heinrich Von Heinrich and Dr. Currington S. Clexweiser have discovered that contrary...

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Funny story: China's Jade Rabbit stumbles across Old Testament cemetery on dark side of the moon

China's Jade Rabbit stumbles across Old Testament cemetery on dark side of the moon

Space - The existence of a vast lunar mausoleum stuffed with Old Testament prophets' remains was first mooted by the Illuminati during the notorious Judean power outage of AD 69. Biblical hysterians have since insisted the burial site predates the...

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Funny story: Jade Rabbit Chinese Food Rover delivers wrong order to secret NASA Moon Base

Jade Rabbit Chinese Food Rover delivers wrong order to secret NASA Moon Base

The expensive Chinese Food Delivery Rover, Jade Rabbit has mixed up its very first delivery order. A top secret Moon Base which has been built by the U.S.A was due to receive a very welcome "Chinese Special Meal for 100 this morning. I repeated t...

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Funny story: Moon to be brought closer to earth for use as trash dump

Moon to be brought closer to earth for use as trash dump

The 10 biggest private Space Support Technology Companies have been asked to draw up plans and prices to bring the moon closer. A spokesperson for NASA revealed today. Calculations prove that if the moon was "right up close" it would become far m...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Claims The Moon For North Korea

Kim Jong Un Claims The Moon For North Korea

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un enjoys playing the bad guy and stirring up all kinds of trouble. He loves threatening to fire missiles at South Korea, Japan, China, Switzerland, and even Los Angeles. A close unnamed source who has known Ki...

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Funny story: Moon Signs Up for Cosmetic Makeover

Moon Signs Up for Cosmetic Makeover

It happened when the moon read the following (in an article, NASA's GRAIL Mission helps Scientists Figure Out Moon's Rough and Stony Look, at the FrenchTribune.com): "Scientists have now understood the reasons behind the moon's rough and stony look.

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Latest Mooning Stunt Sued By Hotel, Then He Sues Hotel!

Justin Bieber Latest Mooning Stunt Sued By Hotel, Then He Sues Hotel!

Hard to keep up-to-date with Justin Bieber these days. If he is trying to keep himself in the news, he's doing a good job. After leaving the stage recently after getting hit by a thrown plastic bottle, he has been charged with defacing a building...

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Funny story: Photographic Evidence Shows That The Moon Has A Huge Canyon That Resembles Arizona's Grand Canyon

Photographic Evidence Shows That The Moon Has A Huge Canyon That Resembles Arizona's Grand Canyon

HOUSTON - Recent photos that were taken of the moon have turned up what scientists are calling an amazing discovery. NASA reports that the photos which were taken with the RM-8000 Alpha Camera, which is the most powerful camera in the entire world...

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Funny story: Portugal Announces It Is Abandoning It's Trip To The Moon Program Due To Low Funds

Portugal Announces It Is Abandoning It's Trip To The Moon Program Due To Low Funds

LISBON, Portugal - The Portuguese Space Agency has just made an announcement that it will not be sending two astronauts to the moon in January of 2014, as they had planned. A spokesperson for the PSA said that the space rocket and all of the suppl...

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Funny story: NASA's Robotic Explorer LADEE Is Not a Happy Camper

NASA's Robotic Explorer LADEE Is Not a Happy Camper

You might think he'd be over the moon about heading to the moon (read about the mission here). He's not. He likes the publicity. But he hates his name. Gail Farrelly, a Science & Technology reporter at TheSpoof.com, spoke to LADEE befor...

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Funny story: NASA does not take orders from Interior Secretary Sally Jewel

NASA does not take orders from Interior Secretary Sally Jewel

Washington - First mooted in 2012 by ex-House Speaker Newt Gingrich the massive lunar landgrab is being steamrollered into law by Democratic Texas Representative Donna Edwards. The politician and fellow Dem Representative Eddie Bernice Johnson [M...

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Funny story: NASA Wants The Stolen Neil Armstrong Moon Suit Returned

NASA Wants The Stolen Neil Armstrong Moon Suit Returned

HOUSTON - NASA spokeswoman Venus Misty Cuddlefuddle, 51, has said that NASA is very upset that someone was so brazen as to steal the moon space suit that Neil Armstrong wore when he became the first person to set foot on the moon. Mrs. Cuddlefuddl...

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Funny story: First on the Moon Bit-ches!!

First on the Moon Bit-ches!!

It's been awhile since we have heard from Paris Hilton and last weekend she reappeared with startling news. Hilton hotels will be the first Hotel on the moon...yes the moon. When asked about this news she replied "Yes bit-h, the moon is hot! T...

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Funny story: Twitter Birdies Take Over Word TWEET, Real Birds Furious

Twitter Birdies Take Over Word TWEET, Real Birds Furious

The "takeover" is a done deal. And "real" birds (y'know the kind that chirp outside your window and poop on the windshield of your car) are all aflutter. As reported by a reporter who understands bird talk and listened in on their conversation,...

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Funny story: Israeli soldiers moon Facebook

Israeli soldiers moon Facebook

JERUSALEM, Israel - In a recruitment drive gone awry, female Israeli soldiers dropped the trousers of their camouflage battle dress uniforms to moon photographers. The soldiers were wearing thong panties, rather than military-issued skivvies, how...

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Funny story: Chevron opens Moon regional HQ

Chevron opens Moon regional HQ

Pennsylvania - Newly acquired lunar oil field rights mean the San Ramon-based super major needs a new regional headquarters office campus a Chevron source said today. And next month the company will be starting up its newbuild-in-the-sky according...

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Funny story: Mona Lisa spliff crop circle appears on face of the Moon

Mona Lisa spliff crop circle appears on face of the Moon

Washington - International Space Station crop circle etchers behind a 200ft crop circle near Stonehenge, Wiltshire depicting ET smoking a classic ganja pipe appear to have struck again tonight. Their antics were widely reported in 2011 by QM-News...

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