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North Korea Issues A Warning To France

Funny story: North Korea Issues A Warning To France

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy National News Agency of North Korea has just printed a message that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has sent to the French government. It has been brought to Kim Jong Un's attention that there are three come...

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President Putin Warns Kim Jong Un If He Fires Off Another Missile It Could Be His Last

Funny story: President Putin Warns Kim Jong Un If He Fires Off Another Missile It Could Be His Last

MOSCOW - Reports coming out of Russia are that President Vladimir Putin has just about had his fill of the Asian Pillsbury Doughboy Kim Jong Un. President Putin told Russia's national news agency Vodkavich that he has never known a world leader wh...

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North Korea Admits It Has One Of The Biggest Meth Labs In The World

Funny story: North Korea Admits It Has One Of The Biggest Meth Labs In The World

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency has just confirmed that North Korea has one of the largest Meth producing labs in existence. An unnamed source with The Rice Paddy stated that the meth lab employs over 900 workers and is in oper...

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North Korea's Kim Jong Un Warns China Against Flying Over North Korean Air Space

Funny story: North Korea's Kim Jong Un Warns China Against Flying Over North Korean Air Space

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Reports coming out of the capital of North Korea are that Kim Jong Un is angrier than a woodpecker with a rubber beak. He is very upset at China's new unilateral declaration of an air defense zone over Tokyo, Japan, and Se...

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Kim Jong Un Threatens To Launch A Missile At Switzerland

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Threatens To Launch A Missile At Switzerland

PYONGYANG, North Korea - There is nothing that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un enjoys more than being a bully. The Asian Pillsbury Doughboy, as Vice-President Joe Biden refers to him has threatened to fire missiles at about half a dozen countries...

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Kim Jong Un Names A North Korean Missile After His Pal Dennis Rodman

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Names A North Korean Missile After His Pal Dennis Rodman

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency is reporting that Kim Jong Un has just said that he has named his latest missile after his BFF former NBA star Dennis Rodman. The North Korean leader said that he purchased the missile from Finla...

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Donald Trump Demands To See President Putin's Birth Certificate

Funny story: Donald Trump Demands To See President Putin's Birth Certificate

NEW YORK CITY - There is no one in the United States of America who is more into himself than Donald Trump. The man with the Hairdo From Hell cannot stand to not be in the country's spotlight and he has said in the past that he actually lives to b...

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Senate Committee Passes Appointment of New Syrian Ambassador to Full Senate

Funny story: Senate Committee Passes Appointment of New Syrian Ambassador to Full Senate

The sharply divided Senate Foreign Relations Committee has passed Obama's new Syrian Ambassador nominee, Ambassador Tom E. Hawk, to the full Senate for a vote. Rand Paul questioned one of Ambassador Hawk's most emphatic supporters,"Make me proud t...

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The Taliban Sends A Strongly Worded Email Message To Kim Jong Un

Funny story: The Taliban Sends A Strongly Worded Email Message To Kim Jong Un

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The CIA has reported that its Electronic Logistical System (ELS) has just intercepted a personal email message that was sent from the Taliban headquarters to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. An unnamed source stated that the mes...

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The Nuclear-Powered Submarine The USS Great White Shark Is 2 Miles Off The North Korean Coast

Funny story: The Nuclear-Powered Submarine The USS Great White Shark Is 2 Miles Off The North Korean Coast

SEA OF JAPAN - The world's most powerful nuclear submarines, The USS Great White Shark is so sophisticatedly advanced that its electronic guidance system has the capability of seeing a freckle on North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's Adam's apple. Rep...

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President Obama: Kim Jong Un Better Settle Down Before I Turn North Korea Into A Parking Lot

Funny story: President Obama: Kim Jong Un Better Settle Down Before I Turn North Korea Into A Parking Lot

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has stated that he has just about had enough barking from that little Shih Tzu pup AKA Kim Jong Un. The president has said that if Kimette keeps on talking like a crazed escapee from the Pyongyang Loony Bin then...

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Kim Jong-un Places 2nd in North Korean Barbecue Competition

Funny story: Kim Jong-un Places 2nd in North Korean Barbecue Competition

It was merely a common single rainbow that heralded Kim Jong-un's 2nd place finish this weekend at the First Annual North Korean BBQ Blowout in Pyongyang. State media praised the supreme leader of North Korea for his grilling expertise, noting that h...

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North Korea Says It Now Has A Missile That Can Reach East Los Angeles

Funny story: North Korea Says It Now Has A Missile That Can Reach East Los Angeles

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Political Drive Thru Window News Agency, which is based in the nation's capital, has just announced that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has issued an official state department bulletin. Speaking before a crowd gathered at a...

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North Korea Fires A Missile and Hits One Of Her Shopping Malls

Funny story: North Korea Fires A Missile and Hits One Of Her Shopping Malls

TONG CHANG-RI, North Korea - The regime of Kim Jong Un defiantly fired off one of their missiles and the one stage rocket malfunctioned landing in The Yum Yum Shopping Mall in the capital city of Pyongyang. A spokesperson for the North Korean gove...

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Philippines Brace For North Korea Rocket Impact - Nuclear Warhead Could Destroy Cebu

Funny story: Philippines Brace For North Korea Rocket Impact - Nuclear Warhead Could Destroy Cebu

Philippine President Noynoy Aquino has ordered the Philippine Armed Forces to DEFCON 1 as North Korea's Kim Jong-un orders a rerouting of North Korea's ballistic missile towards the Philippine islands. North Korea rerouted the launch path after Japan...

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It's nana-nana boo-hoo time: Japan about the only loser superpower to not have had dealings with Gaddafi

Funny story: It's nana-nana boo-hoo time: Japan about the only loser superpower to not have had dealings with Gaddafi

GENEVA, Switzerland--Now that ousted dictator Muammar Gaddafi is no longer able to set as policy the hating of Christians, Jews, the English-speaking world and Berbers, connections to Libya from all over the planet are creeping out of the woodwork.

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Famous Missile Design Engineer Found Dead

Funny story: Famous Missile Design Engineer Found Dead

Phoenix AZ: The body of Mr. T. Tomahawk was found in his suburban Phoenix home today. The deceased was employed as a missile design engineer at a local facility of a large defense contractor. Police were called by Mrs. Tomahawk who found her husba...

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China's 'Big Dong' Weapon Doesn't Scare My Arse: US Admiral

Funny story: China's 'Big Dong' Weapon Doesn't Scare My Arse: US Admiral

A new super weapon called the Carrier-Killer by China who developed it, does not pose a major threat to the United States according to Vice Admiral, Scott Van Buskirk, head of the U.S. 7th Fleet in the pacific. "The Russians gave up on the same we...

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The Queen of England takes a knee in front of Trump during the playing of the Stars Spangle Banner, joining the protest.
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