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Funny story: North Korea To Attack India

North Korea To Attack India

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency is reporting that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is very upset with the government of India. It appears that India has made a statement that the head of North Korea really needs to see about get...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Fires A Missile Towards Japan But It Lands In North Korea Instead

Kim Jong Un Fires A Missile Towards Japan But It Lands In North Korea Instead

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un had hinted a few days ago that he was getting ready to fire a missile towards Japan. He had said that Japan had angered him when one of their high ranking officials had stated at The Sochi Olympics that the Nor...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Comments About Denmark's Sexy Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

Kim Jong Un Comments About Denmark's Sexy Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

PYONGYANG - North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un spoke to North Korea's national news agency The Rice Paddy. He informed them that he had received a very nice phone call from the Danish prime minister thanking him for the gift of 40 pounds of the fines...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Demands An Apology From Brazil's President

Kim Jong Un Demands An Apology From Brazil's President

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un is very upset with the president of Brazil and he has demanded an apology. The North Korean leader did not appreciate Brazilian President Sancho Ventana saying on a Rio De Janeiro talk show that Kim Jong Un buy...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Proud of His Brand New Tattoo

Kim Jong Un Proud of His Brand New Tattoo

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The leader of North Korea has just stated in The Pyongyang Press-Post that he is positively thrilled with his brand new tattoo. The tattoo, which is a missile, was a gift from his favorite cousin Chung Fu Moo, Jr., who kne...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Purchases A Missile From Kenya

Kim Jong Un Purchases A Missile From Kenya

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un has admitted that he is obsessed with missiles. Ever since he was a little boy he used to play with yellow #2 pencils and pretend that they were SAM (Surface-to-Air) missiles. His mother even took him to a t...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Sends Mrs. Obama A Belated Birthday Present

Kim Jong Un Sends Mrs. Obama A Belated Birthday Present

PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un apologized to Michelle Obama for not sending her birthday greetings on her birthday. He told Mrs. Obama that he got very busy inspecting the new missile he just purchased from Kenya. Kim...

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Funny story: Japan To Launch An Unarmed Practice Missile Towards North Korea

Japan To Launch An Unarmed Practice Missile Towards North Korea

TOKYO, Japan - The Saki News Agency is reporting that the government of Japan has decided to give North Korean leader Kim Jong Un a bit of his own medicine. Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe stated that his country will be launching what it calls...

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Funny story: North Korea Issues A Warning To France

North Korea Issues A Warning To France

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy National News Agency of North Korea has just printed a message that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has sent to the French government. It has been brought to Kim Jong Un's attention that there are three come...

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Funny story: President Putin Warns Kim Jong Un If He Fires Off Another Missile It Could Be His Last

President Putin Warns Kim Jong Un If He Fires Off Another Missile It Could Be His Last

MOSCOW - Reports coming out of Russia are that President Vladimir Putin has just about had his fill of the Asian Pillsbury Doughboy Kim Jong Un. President Putin told Russia's national news agency Vodkavich that he has never known a world leader wh...

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Funny story: North Korea Admits It Has One Of The Biggest Meth Labs In The World

North Korea Admits It Has One Of The Biggest Meth Labs In The World

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency has just confirmed that North Korea has one of the largest Meth producing labs in existence. An unnamed source with The Rice Paddy stated that the meth lab employs over 900 workers and is in oper...

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Funny story: North Korea's Kim Jong Un Warns China Against Flying Over North Korean Air Space

North Korea's Kim Jong Un Warns China Against Flying Over North Korean Air Space

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Reports coming out of the capital of North Korea are that Kim Jong Un is angrier than a woodpecker with a rubber beak. He is very upset at China's new unilateral declaration of an air defense zone over Tokyo, Japan, and Se...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Threatens To Launch A Missile At Switzerland

Kim Jong Un Threatens To Launch A Missile At Switzerland

PYONGYANG, North Korea - There is nothing that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un enjoys more than being a bully. The Asian Pillsbury Doughboy, as Vice-President Joe Biden refers to him has threatened to fire missiles at about half a dozen countries...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Names A North Korean Missile After His Pal Dennis Rodman

Kim Jong Un Names A North Korean Missile After His Pal Dennis Rodman

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency is reporting that Kim Jong Un has just said that he has named his latest missile after his BFF former NBA star Dennis Rodman. The North Korean leader said that he purchased the missile from Finla...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Demands To See President Putin's Birth Certificate

Donald Trump Demands To See President Putin's Birth Certificate

NEW YORK CITY - There is no one in the United States of America who is more into himself than Donald Trump. The man with the Hairdo From Hell cannot stand to not be in the country's spotlight and he has said in the past that he actually lives to b...

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Funny story: Senate Committee Passes Appointment of New Syrian Ambassador to Full Senate

Senate Committee Passes Appointment of New Syrian Ambassador to Full Senate

The sharply divided Senate Foreign Relations Committee has passed Obama's new Syrian Ambassador nominee, Ambassador Tom E. Hawk, to the full Senate for a vote. Rand Paul questioned one of Ambassador Hawk's most emphatic supporters,"Make me proud t...

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Funny story: The Taliban Sends A Strongly Worded Email Message To Kim Jong Un

The Taliban Sends A Strongly Worded Email Message To Kim Jong Un

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The CIA has reported that its Electronic Logistical System (ELS) has just intercepted a personal email message that was sent from the Taliban headquarters to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. An unnamed source stated that the mes...

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