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Funny story: Increasing Number of Climate Scientists Discreetly Embracing Buddhism and “Present Moment” Philosophy

Increasing Number of Climate Scientists Discreetly Embracing Buddhism and “Present Moment” Philosophy

While publicly expressing hope regarding the fate of the human species on a rapidly warming planet, an increasing number of climate scientists are discreetly embracing Buddhism and its emphasis on the present moment. “It’s encouraging to see peopl...

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Funny story: Due to Typo in Executive Calendar Trump and Kim Jong-un End Up Meditating Together

Due to Typo in Executive Calendar Trump and Kim Jong-un End Up Meditating Together

Due to a typographical error in U.S. President Donald Trump's executive calendar, which had intended to schedule him for a half-day mediation session with North Korea Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un, the two world leaders wound up meditating together for...

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Funny story: Nashville Fly Finally Finds a Place to Rest

Nashville Fly Finally Finds a Place to Rest

Living in a hectic world in which many pride themselves on being so busy that there’ll be “no flies resting on them” has made for rather a tough row to hoe for Nashville fly, Freddie Diptera. “Don’t get me wrong, I’m busy, too,” said Freddie. "I'...

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Funny story: Slowly, Over Time, Nashville Man Becomes Slightly Less Immature

Slowly, Over Time, Nashville Man Becomes Slightly Less Immature

Slowly, over time, with a great deal of (well, some) personal work, Trent O’Hare of Nashville, Tennessee, reports that he’s become slightly less immature. “It’s pretty remarkable, if I don’t say so myself," said Trent. "Which I do. A lot. I think...

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Funny story: Buddhism Rates Plummet as Result of Warning that Sitting Is the New Smoking

Buddhism Rates Plummet as Result of Warning that Sitting Is the New Smoking

The number of practicing Buddhists in the United States has plummeted following issuance of the health alarm first sounded by the Mayo Clinic's Dr. James Levine that "sitting is the new smoking." Buddhism encourages a daily practice of meditation or...

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Funny story: Pfizer Challenges Four Noble Truths of Buddhism Regarding Nature of Suffering

Pfizer Challenges Four Noble Truths of Buddhism Regarding Nature of Suffering

In a press release issued late last night, pharmaceutical giant Pfizer officially challenged the Four Noble Truths of Buddhism regarding the existence and nature of suffering, claiming that its prescription medications have rendered these “truths” ob...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Goes Spititual

Miley Cyrus Goes Spititual

A big shock has gone through the Hollywood elite beside the low attendance of their movies lately. Miley Cyrus has gone spiritual. " It's like George Harrison and Madonna. I never knew anything about Yogi Twerking until I had it explained to me...

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Funny story: Corporate Buddhism Training Helps Employees Understand that Job Dissatisfaction and Malaise Are Actually Nirvana

Corporate Buddhism Training Helps Employees Understand that Job Dissatisfaction and Malaise Are Actually Nirvana

"Mindfulness," a concept with its roots in Buddhism, has become a catch-word in many corporate environments. Benjamin Robinson, President and CEO of the New York City-based marketing firm Market-Based Marketing ("MBM"), has also implemented many othe...

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Funny story: Buddhist Admits Present Moment Not So Great

Buddhist Admits Present Moment Not So Great

After decades of dharma talks, retreats, and solo meditation sittings - the sole aim of which was to fully experience the present moment - Buddhist Ken Foley finally admitted that the present moment was not so great. "I don't regret anything," say...

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Funny story: Harry Belafonte's Meditation the New Zumba

Harry Belafonte's Meditation the New Zumba

BAKERSFIELD - Harry Belafonte, an 84 year old singer, actor and activist, famous for the banana boat song, was being interviewed via satellite at a local news station in Bakersfield, California when he nodded off into some other consciousness. Bel...

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