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Funny story: The F.A. promise the World Cup 2018 mascot will not be another f**king lion

The F.A. promise the World Cup 2018 mascot will not be another f**king lion

In a last ditch bid to bring the 2018 World Cup to England after Lord Treesperm told some attention seeking ginger tart about the Spanish cheating as usual, the English F.A. have promised UEFA that if their bid is successful they will not choose anot...

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Funny story: 2012 Olympic mascot unveiled - It's a one eyed trouser snake.

2012 Olympic mascot unveiled - It's a one eyed trouser snake.

The official 2012 Olympic mascot was unveiled today and its a one eyed trouser snake. Officials explained their choice: " The one eyed trouser snake is a fantastic concept. It's fun, it's tactile, it can be enjoyed by people of all ages, genders,...

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Funny story: Wenlock and Mandeville cheap mascots that mean nothing to nobody

Wenlock and Mandeville cheap mascots that mean nothing to nobody

Apparently, Wenlock is the birthplace of the modern Olympic Games. Much Wenlock to be precise, a town in Shropshire in England. Hence, the 2012 London Olympic mascots have been named as Wenlock and Mandeville. Anyone thinking that Peter, Lord M...

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Funny story: The Cocks Are Out

The Cocks Are Out

After long months of anguish and suffering regular demonstrations from animal rights groups, the University of South Carolina today announced that it was going to drop the name, 'Gamecocks' as its sports logo and mascot. Head football coach Steve...

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Funny story: Schools to Change System for Mascot Choices

Schools to Change System for Mascot Choices

Schools in the state of New Mexico will change the way that mascots are chosen. No longer will names such as Lions, Eagles, Cowboys, or Falcons be chosen just because it sounds alliterate to the school name or because of a local vote. From now on,...

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Funny story: Standford University to rename mascot Andsons

Standford University to rename mascot Andsons

Standford University's mascot has been known as the Cardinal since the school's inception in 1885. Many, especially on the east coast, mistake the mascot for a bird where it is actually the color-cardinal red. However, the university wants a mascot t...

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Funny story: Breakfast Cereal Cartoon Z-Listers Slammed

Breakfast Cereal Cartoon Z-Listers Slammed

A host of Z-list cartoon characters have been slated by a watchdog magazine for failing to entertain today's children. Amongst the slighted stars are The Honey Monster, Tony The Tiger, Snap, Crackle and Pop, Moo the Dairylea cow, Coco the Coco Po...

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Funny story: Captain Caveman becomes mascot for Sarah Palin

Captain Caveman becomes mascot for Sarah Palin

Little remembered children's cartoon character Captain Caveman is now the official mascot for Sarah Palin's campaign, replacing the Moose from Northern Exposure, which she shot last week. Caveman, now without his gang of Teen Angels, now fully gro...

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Funny story: Georgia Bulldogs in crisis; Uga leads onlookers in fight song

Georgia Bulldogs in crisis; Uga leads onlookers in fight song

Auburn Tigers penetrated deep into Georgia territory from the second quarter onward in a complex game strategy loaded with historic conflict and a stadium of screaming fans as the world watches with bated breath, the honor of Georgia's fi...

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Funny story: Obama Selects "Cosmopolite" French Poodle as Mascot

Obama Selects "Cosmopolite" French Poodle as Mascot

(Chicago, IL) America, the waiting is over: Presidential hopeful Barack Obama has selected a French Poodle he's named Carter as what he hopes will become the next White House mascot.

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Funny story: The Hamburglar and Grimace Get Arrested

The Hamburglar and Grimace Get Arrested

The infamous hamburger thief, known on the streets as "The Hamburglar," was finally tracked down and arrested, late Saturday night, in what was initially a mere traffic stop in suburban New York.

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Funny story: U.S. May Replace Eagle As National Symbol

U.S. May Replace Eagle As National Symbol

The fierce, independent American bald eagle may be replaced as the national symbol of the United States. The new U.S. symbol? It may be a chicken.

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Funny story: Coe spills beans on Olympic Mascot

Coe spills beans on Olympic Mascot

LONDON, UK - 4/6/07 - Lord Coe, ebullient with the success of the 2012 Olympic Logo, today showed this lucky reporter a sneak preview of the Olympic's mascot - Fingy the Finger.

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Funny story: University to Change Mascot

University to Change Mascot

Minneapolis, MN - After years of ridicule, the Golden Gophers will be no more. The University of Minnesota at Minneapolis has decided that, after decades of support and school spirit, the time has come for a change in mascots.

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Funny story: University of Oregon to Change School Mascot

University of Oregon to Change School Mascot

Eugene, OR - The University of Oregon is making a ripple this week in the PAC-10 pond. Due to insistent pressure from the school's alumni association, the university has funded a commission to select a new mascot for the school's many sports...

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Funny story: Taco Bell taps KONG as new talking Mascot

Taco Bell taps KONG as new talking Mascot

Kong, currently unemployed after his last box office flop filmed his first commercial for Taco Bell. In the commercial we see Kong, after rampaging through lower Manhattan coming upon a Taco Bell, RIPPING the entire structure off it's foundation,...

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Funny story: Tampa Bay Devil Rays Baseball Team to Change Name

Tampa Bay Devil Rays Baseball Team to Change Name

The Tampa Bay Devil Rays baseball team has decided to change their name and mascot. "We aren't selling that many single game or season tickets and we think it may be a team identity problem," said club spokesman Phil Balk. "The t...

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