Die hard Manchester United fan, Donald Skoob, a janitor at Salford University, today appealed to the media, and his fellow fans, to lay off Mario Balotelli. Skoob roundly condemned the media sensationalism surrounding the young Italian striker, in...
Wacky Italian footballer Mario Balotelli today stole the show at the press conference for the Man City v Porto Europa League second leg. In a performance of Cantona-esque proportions he explained his refusal to celebrate the crucial goal in the fi...
A Manchester man and ex body-builder who once worked at the local Co-op has turned his back on the bright lights (what?) of his home town and answered a call from the African bush. He travelled to South Africa in a leopard skin leotard and skimpy...
Manchester United 12th man and referee Howard Webb's agent Rino Maiola says the ref feels "a little bit persecuted" after clashing with Mario Ballotelli in Sunday's Man City v Spurs game. Maiola says Webb is "very disappointed and a little bit ang...
Last gasp penalty hero Mario Balotelli, secured a 3-2 victory for Manchester City over Tottingham Hotspurts yesterday. Despite arousing the wrath of Spuds boss, Harry Redknapp, who insisted that Balotelli should have been red carded for stamping on...
Crackpot Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli has just accepted delivery of a top of the range mobility scooter which he says he'll use to do the odd spot of shopping at Manchester's Trafford Centre, and to transport him from the dressing rooms at...
Controversial footballer, Mario Balotelli, has been at it again. It appears that he popped into a Manchester sixth form college to use their toilet. Catholic Sixth Form College, The College of the Holy Water, have identified the toilet in question an...
Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini has revealed that controversial striker Mario Balotelli is refusing to give up a smoking habit thought to involve up to two packets of cigarettes a week. "I am against smoking - I urged him to give up but I...
Players and fans of Manchester City sat back and enjoyed a sparkling Guy Fawkes party with QPR at Loftus Road on Sunday. "They are the best team we have played this season and it was a pleasure to be outclassed by a top quality side after getting...
Mario Balotelli is not only in the news for setting his bathroom on fire, sulking, being a bad boy, wearing Mafia T-shirts, shooting down Man Utd and other eccentric capers. He also is being bedded by bunga, bunga girl, busty beauty, Raffaella Fico a...
The popular craze of Planking is now considered second division by Premier League footballers. Being papped lying face down in unusual locations and 'sharing your plank' on U Tube is no longer the nuts. The latest macho challenge for high prof...
It seems that Manchester City's Italian strike sensation, and occasional bad boy, Mario Balotelli, can do no right. Emerging from a Manchester casino in the early hours, the young Italian spotted homeless man, Thomas Trinder, 56, bedding down for...
Manchester - Canal Street's Premiership sluts are up in arms amid claims the Man City star doshed up a 'lonely tramp' with a £1,000 gambling bung. The bemused bagman was spotted outside the 666 Casino fingering a hefty wedge given to him by the £1...
Troubled Man City star Mario Balotelli has been involved in another incident with the club. Its emerged that, only days after being sent off in the Champions League tie against Dynamo Kiev, the striker is alleged to have thrown a dart at a youth p...
Troubled Man City striker Mario Balotelli, sent off in the Europa League second leg fixture against Dinamo Kiev, has made a public apology to manager Roberto Mancini . Although City comfortably beat Kiev 1-0 at Eastlands, they lost 2-1 on aggregate and crashed out of the tournament, putting more pressure on boss Mancini as his side continue to under achieve despite spending hundreds of millions...
City boss Roberto Mancini is set to drop star striker Mario Balotelli ahead of Sunday's crucial tussle with Chelsea. The hot-blooded striker has had discipline problems since he arrived at the Eastlands club and these came to a head in the week wh...
Manchester City's Italian motor-mouth has been telling the press about his opinions and man do they stink. This mega-mouthed Italian soccer player has won absolutely nothing in his career. OK last year his team Inter Milan won everything, but he w...
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