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Funny story: Owl impression by top female star leads tennis authorities to act

Owl impression by top female star leads tennis authorities to act

Following her admission that she has not been grunting on the courts of the professional tennis tour but impersonating her pet owl, Frederick, a well known top female tennis star has blown the lid off the grunting debate that has been dominating wome...

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Funny story: Maria Sharapova To Visit Former Minder - Burnley Man Reg Bond - Ahead Of Wimbledon 2012

Maria Sharapova To Visit Former Minder - Burnley Man Reg Bond - Ahead Of Wimbledon 2012

Globally renowned Russian grunting tennis queen, Maria Sharapova, has announced that she is to pay a goodwill visit to her former minder, Reg Bond, at his shared Burnley B&B room ahead of this year's Wimbledon tennis championships. "I owe much...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Visits Australian Open to See Maria Sharapova Grunt

Tiger Woods Visits Australian Open to See Maria Sharapova Grunt

Finishing his negotiations with Newt Gingrich over whether or not Woods might be a spokesman for Newt's moral character, Woods and his entourage headed to the Australian Open tennis tournament to witness Maria Sharapova's grunts first hand. "There...

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Funny story: Stacy Keibler To Star In "Orgasmic Tennis Court Grunting - The Maria Sharapova Story"

Stacy Keibler To Star In "Orgasmic Tennis Court Grunting - The Maria Sharapova Story"

HOLLYWOOD - Lions Door Pictures in association with Tri-Moon Films has just announced that noted director Bellanino Terrabini will be directing Stacy Keibler in the tennis film Orgasmic Tennis Court Grunting - The Maria Sharapova Story. The title...

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Funny story: Maria Sharapova To Buy £10,000 House In Burnley, Lancashire

Maria Sharapova To Buy £10,000 House In Burnley, Lancashire

Beaten Wimbledon Ladies Singles finalist, Maria Sharapova has been outed as the mystery buyer of a £10,000 terraced house, on Pritchard Street, in Burnley, Lancashire. It is an established fact that Maria Sharapova has a massive fan base in the La...

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Funny story: Charlie "Fruit Salad" Sheen Has Asked Maria Sharapova To Be His New "Goddess"

Charlie "Fruit Salad" Sheen Has Asked Maria Sharapova To Be His New "Goddess"

SHERMAN OAKS - It is no secret by now that Charlie "Fruit Salad" Sheen is to common sense what Sarah Palin is to geography. The two know deep down inside that they are in all actuality perfect examples of the term invented years ago by then Vice-P...

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Funny story: Trouble Flares In Burnley As Petra Kvitova Beats Maria Sharapova In Wimbledon Ladies Singles Final

Trouble Flares In Burnley As Petra Kvitova Beats Maria Sharapova In Wimbledon Ladies Singles Final

Police in full riot gear are struggling to maintain order in Burnley, Lancashire, as fans of Russian tennis star, Maria Sharapova went on the rampage, following their heroine's Wimbledon Ladies Singles Final defeat to Czech, Petra Kvitova. The tro...

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Funny story: Maria Sharapova Voted Sexiest Armpits at Wimbledon

Maria Sharapova Voted Sexiest Armpits at Wimbledon

Wimbledon, which some think is mostly a British event, has come under a barrage of new international scrutiny for by the IAFA, the International Armpit Fetish Association. Ivan Pectoralva, president of the IAFA announced that tennis is the greate...

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Funny story: Sharapova Mania Sweeps Burnley, Lancashire

Sharapova Mania Sweeps Burnley, Lancashire

It's official - Burnley, Lancashire, has come down with a severe case of Sharapove mania. Unemployed wasters in the town - famous for having Britain's cheapest house - have taken to Maria Sharapova, and huddle around TV sets whenever the Russian tenn...

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Funny story: Wimbledon 2011: Maria Sharapova To Wear Crotchless Knickers In Final

Wimbledon 2011: Maria Sharapova To Wear Crotchless Knickers In Final

Maria Sharapova, who yesterday reached the Wimbledon Women's singles final for the first time since 2004 after beating the German wildcard, Sabine Lisicki, has announced that she will play Saturday's match against Petra Kvitova wearing a pair of crot...

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Funny story: Police And Environmental Health Called In Over Maria Sharapova's Wimbledon Screeching

Police And Environmental Health Called In Over Maria Sharapova's Wimbledon Screeching

Police and Environmental Health Officers interrupted today's proceedings on Wimbledon's Number One Court, where Russian former champion, Maria Sharapova was playing Great Britain's 17 year old hopeful, Laura Robson in a ladies singles match. The o...

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Funny story: Wimbledon to Outlaw Grunts for 2011

Wimbledon to Outlaw Grunts for 2011

London - Wimbledon officials today dropped a bombshell on the tennis world, when they announced the complete elimination of grunting for 2011. "We wanted to give players nearly a year to work on their play without grunting," said official on cond...

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Funny story: Roger Federer Hates Maria Sharapova's New Norwegian Pet Skunk

Roger Federer Hates Maria Sharapova's New Norwegian Pet Skunk

Hamburg, Germany - The Clay court event in Hamburg was turned topsy turvey yesterday when officials discovered an odd rodent on the loose in the men's locker room. Not only did it look strange, but it apparently smelled pretty... "Awful!" Scowled Rog...

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Funny story: Sharapova scorn at semi-nude Shakira/Nadal video

Sharapova scorn at semi-nude Shakira/Nadal video

Blushing Meadows - (Hawkeye): Just weeks after revealing to Spoof reporter queen mudder her nocturnal torment at the imaginary hands of grand slam ace Rafael Nadal, the Russian tennis star has spoken about her contempt at his steamy video with blond...

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Funny story: The Truth Behind Roger Federer and Maria Sharapova's Pussy

The Truth Behind Roger Federer and Maria Sharapova's Pussy

It was a dark and stormy night, Roger Federer's wife had just put their baby down after a late night feeding. Roger was walking through the living room of their Melbourne time share in the dark when he felt something furry under his foot. A loud yowl...

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Funny story: Orgasms in my sleep: Maria Sharapova

Orgasms in my sleep: Maria Sharapova

Blushing Meadows - (Hawkeye): "About five in the morning," Maria Sharapova confided today, "I get this throbbing. Like I'd just gone grand slam with Rafa on that vibrating pommel horse of his. Whoa!" Interviewed this weekend by LA FagHagSlagMag'...

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Funny story: 'The Scream', starring Maria Sharapova, opened in cinemas today in London

'The Scream', starring Maria Sharapova, opened in cinemas today in London

Stunning film actress Maria Sharapova's latest film 'The Scream' opened in cinemas in London today, and was met with mixed reviews from audiences and critics alike. The movie is a horror story set in a ruined castle in Wimbledon, where the tall an...

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