Cordell "Carburetor" Fitzwalter is the chief senior executive writer for Showroom Floor Illustrated Semi-Monthly Magazine. The Michigan native has just spent two months traveling throughout the United States and visiting countless automobile corporate industry offices. Fitzwalter has conducted dozens of interviews with corporate CEO's, presidents, and directors of inter-corporate departments...
That's right! You too can join great axemen like Slash and play your very own Gibson Les Paul electric guitar. This prestigious instrument has long been the guitar of choice for ace rock players and has been heard on some of the greatest tunes ever to hit the airwaves. Now you can build your own with this weekly publication. Every week you will receive a quality part with a specially-written...
Lady GaGa has told her fans that her late grandfather had made a fortune in selling pills through his special magazines in the 1930's. "The pills were harmless enough. They actually had vitamins and minerals or, at least, some trce amounts." Bu...
LONDON - The London Morning Mincer Revue is reporting that Tanja Morson, girlfriend of Vincent Tabak has agreed to appear in a four-page nude photo layout for PlayGuy Magazine. Morson who is 34 told LMMR reporter Reginald T. Oxfordshire that she t...
CHICAGO - Oven Biscuits Magazine, one of the leading authorities on men's magazine publications has just announced that the recent issue of PlayGuy Magazine which featured Russian spy Anna Chapman has sold more copies than any other issue in the maga...
Business managers for the Kenyan edition of National Georgraphic admit that they are turning the tables on the traditional magazine. While most copies will show naked African, South American, or Pacific Island natives without their clothing, the new...
Barney Frank isn't just the Representative from the great state of Massachusetts, he's now the most influential power bottom in America, according to Lavender magazine-a publication dedicated to serving the mighty homosexual. Lav (as it's known) l...
After 25 years on the newsstands, SPIN Magazine has folded due to its overwhelming awesomeness in all things cool. Since its inception in 1985, SPIN Magazine was immediately recognized for its overt coolness by covering unknown artists at the tim...
Those of you who built snowmen in your childhood days will be surprised to learn that the snowman you all read about and sang about through all of your youth is indeed 'Gay'. He recently "came out" when a cold front presented itself in his area an...
"Twat In The World" a speciality magazine that came out in November of last year has admitted to it's advertisers that they accidentally gave out the wrong number of their subscribers. "By mistake, one of our staff who stutters a lot and has the...
Local man Jerry Umbridge, of number 6 Colchester Avenue, has exited his kitchen after noticing his wife, Tania, was reading shit UK ladies magazine 'Heat' at the kitchen table. The man stormed out in disgust after he could no longer take listening...
The Glamour Magazine Awards were held last night, and celebrities from all over the world showed up to take part and be seen. TV host Kirsty Gallacher was due to appear on the red carpet in a sheer black dress which was generally expected to become...
BURBANK - Kirstie Alley who is currently tiping the scales at 228, has just been signed to appear in a layout in the Left Coast-based magazine, Celebrity Booty Babes. Kirstie who has recently made appearances on "Oprah," "Ellen," "Deal or No Deal,...
Readers of FHM magazine have voted a British girl as the World's Sexiest Woman. Cheryl Cole tops the poll and is the first British winner for three years. Controversially, it is the fifteenth time in a row that a woman has taken the title, prompt...
Hef Horner, head of the Playdude Empire, has long printed his magazine in English, Spanish, German, and several other languages, regardless of the fact that most people just look at the pictures. In a press conference at the Playdude Mansion, Hef (c...
CHICAGO - PlayDude Magazine has just announced that they have won the battle of the dozens of men's magazines that were vying for the rights to have England's singing sensation Susan Boyle appear in their magazine. Miss Boyle will appear as PlayDu...
The arts and hobbies magazine Which Craft? has decided to change its name after concerns were raised about the association of the name with black magic. Which Craft? has been published since 2002 and the editor claims that nobody has ever before m...
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