Liverpool striker Luis Suarez today issued a grovelling apology on the club's official website, for refusing to shake Patrice Evra's hand before the game at old Trafford, against Manchester United, which Liverpool lost 2-1 Suarez stated that he ha...
Luiz Suarez, "top-sportsman" and not very good "handy-man", who just happens to apply his trade for a club that really should know better employing such ignorant apes (sorry that's an insult to an ape), decided not to wipe his bum clean. In front...
The English FA today announced a multi-million pound investment in a brand new centre of Handshaking as they admitted that English football has fallen behind the world in pre-match handshaking. FA Director of fence sitting, Sir Trevor Fencing CBE...
In an astonishingly outspoken post match interview on Sky Sports, Sir Alex Ferguson branded Luis Suarez: "A disgrace to Liverpool Football Club" and went on to say that Suarez's actions, in refusing to shake the hand of United's Patrice Evra, could h...
Manchester United defender Patrice Evra went slightly mad at Old Trafford this afternoon, as referee, Phil Dowd blew for full time, heralding a 2-1 win for United over bitter rivals, Liverpool. Two goals from Wayne Rooney in the space of three min...
Scottish football manager Kenny McDalglish has called on football authorities to investigate how a Welsh team have found themselves to be playing in the English League Cup Final. Liverpool reached the final last week with an aggregate win over Man...
Luis Suarez is taking extra English lessons to avoid a repeat of his ban for racially abusing Patrice Evra. The Liverpool striker was given an eight-match suspension for calling the Manchester United left back 'negro' and feels the charge came abo...
In a desperate bid to shore up his injury stricken squad following a humiliating home defeat to Blackburn Rovers, Sir Alex Ferguson has apparently confirmed that United have signed up Liverpool striker Luis Suarez. This comes as no surprise to ins...
Neil Warnock has claimed that Liverpool striker Luis Suarez has the most dangerous teeth in the Premier League. "Suarez was like Ken Dodd on acid out there today. His hampsteads never stopped moving and they tore our defence to shreds. Our forwa...
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