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Funny story: Senate committee to subpoena CIA NOC-List file on Abdel-Basset Ali Al-Megrahi Ratzinger

Senate committee to subpoena CIA NOC-List file on Abdel-Basset Ali Al-Megrahi Ratzinger

Washington AC/DC - (Holy Shit!): The dossier on one of the Pope's bastard sons was 'sanitised' during the Reagan/Bush1 presidency amid fears 'it was just too goddam explosive' for humble joe public. And now the Senate Foreign Relations Committee...

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Funny story: Scottish parliament Lockerbie fiasco - "We just needed something to do"

Scottish parliament Lockerbie fiasco - "We just needed something to do"

If you were the most hated man in Britain who would you choose to help with a 'get out of jail free' card? Someone highly respected and beyond reproach? Well, sort of. Abdelbaset al-Megrahi wisely chose an enormous lesbian as his brief who is beyo...

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Funny story: David tells Barack: Release of Lockerbie Bomber Tied to Removal of Churchill Bust from Oval Office

David tells Barack: Release of Lockerbie Bomber Tied to Removal of Churchill Bust from Oval Office

With David and Barack cooing to each other like demented cock-roaches during their photo-op at the White House today, calling each other by their first names as if they were bung-hole buddies from way back, all was going well. But when a reporter ask...

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Funny story: Lockerbie bomber 'Alive and Kicking!'

Lockerbie bomber 'Alive and Kicking!'

Almost a year ago, Abdelbaset Al Megrahi, the Libyan convicted of the 1988 Lockerbie bombing, was released on compassionate grounds. Relatives of the victims were horrified at the news and some cynics suggested that this was a move prompted by gov...

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Funny story: Lockerbie bomber 'sole survivor of Libya plane crash'

Lockerbie bomber 'sole survivor of Libya plane crash'

Tripoli - (Deja-Vu): "There's something a bit Nigel Farage about me," Abdelbasset Ali Al Megrahi said today as he emerged from the wreckage of the Afriqiyah Airways Airbus 330 that crashed enroute to London from Johannesburg. The 69 year-old convi...

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Funny story: Megrahi claims "I Didn't Do It"

Megrahi claims "I Didn't Do It"

Abdelbaset Ali Al Megrahi who was convicted of The Lockerbie Bombing is now lying dying in A Libyan Hospital but from his hospital bed he has once again said "I didn't Do It" A spokesperson for Megrahi said that there has been a major internationa...

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Funny story: New Lockerbie probe: the George W Bush/UFO connection

New Lockerbie probe: the George W Bush/UFO connection

Scotland - (X-Files): Was Midget Oil hireling George W Bush behind the remote controls of a rogue UFO? A fresh probe into the Lockerbie investigation 'is making groan men Veep' according to this week's BigOilShagger! editorial. This examines h...

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Funny story: Pardoned Equatorial Guinea coup plotter grasses up top Lockerbie suspect

Pardoned Equatorial Guinea coup plotter grasses up top Lockerbie suspect

Malabo - (Coup Stark): "Scottish penal justice compassion is contagious," lawyers for pardoned coup plotter Simon Mann said today as their client walked out of jail 33 years early. Mann, 69, had been left to rot in an Equitable Life, er...Equatori...

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Funny story: Lockerbie cops probe WPC Yvonne Fletcher killers' alibis

Lockerbie cops probe WPC Yvonne Fletcher killers' alibis

Lockerbie - (Big Bang Theory): Scottish police have reopened investigations into Lockerbie bomber Abdelbasset Ali Al-Megrahi's accomplices, previously dubbed as 'imaginary' by Scottish Crown Persecution Service sources. A Mossad supergrass's tipof...

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Funny story: Salmond hallucinates and compares al-Megrahi release to Gandhi's actions

Salmond hallucinates and compares al-Megrahi release to Gandhi's actions

After the UK government had already admitted that the Libyan 'bomber' was only released to ensure that trade with oil-rich Libya didn't suffer, and to ensure a forthcoming deal between Britain and Tripoli went ahead as planned, Scottish First Minister Alex Salmond took a huge dose of hallucogenic drugs just before his key speech at the SNP conference today, and then said this: I was recently vi...

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Funny story: Lockerbie Bomber - USA Throws Teddy Bear From Pram

Lockerbie Bomber - USA Throws Teddy Bear From Pram

They've done it again! - In a hissy fit unequalled since the cheese eating surrender monkeys debacle, the US State Department has issued a diplomatic note (major bollocking) to plucky li'l Great Britain, which is somewhere near Ireland, which is just...

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Funny story: UK Decision To Release Libyan Terrorist A 'Mistake'

UK Decision To Release Libyan Terrorist A 'Mistake'

Under increasing pressure from the US, and in the light of further damaging documentary evidence obtained by me in the past twenty four hours, UK Foreign Secretary David Millipede has now confirmed that the decision to release a convicted Libyan terr...

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Funny story: Lockerbie Bomber Pleads For Political Asylum In UK

Lockerbie Bomber Pleads For Political Asylum In UK

The Lockerbie bomber is regretting his repatriation to Libya and has asked to return to the United Kingdom. "This place is a f*****g dump! F*****g sand everywhere and it stinks of crude oil"! These are the main complaints of Abdel Baset Al Megrahi...

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Funny story: Prescott Backs Release Of Bomber

Prescott Backs Release Of Bomber

Veteran Labour politician John Prescott has backed the controversial decision to release the Lockerbie bomber. Speaking from his home in Hull, Prescott said "I have no objectifications regarding releasifying a person who may, or may not, have bee...

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Funny story: Outcry As Brown Released Early

Outcry As Brown Released Early

London (Foggy, Sherlock Holmes) There was international outcry at the decision to release Gordon Brown early. Brown has been behind bars for his part in one of the biggest acts of economic terrorism ever seen. Millions have suffered as a result o...

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Funny story: Al-Megrahi opens nudist casino

Al-Megrahi opens nudist casino

Tripoli - (Scott-free Mess): Freed Lockerbie bomber AbdelBasset Ali al-Megrahi has opened a Vegas-style strip club-cum-casino in the Libyan presidential palace just days after legging it from Scotland. So thrilled was Colonel Gaddafi at al-Megrah...

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Funny story: US Launches B2 Bombers To Attack Edinburgh; Obama calls for the football

US Launches B2 Bombers To Attack Edinburgh; Obama calls for the football

A Warrant Officer of the US Army is always within sight of the president of the United States and he carries the "football" - the nickname for the briefcase containing the codes and orders for launching nuclear strikes. The president, enraged at t...

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