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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Is Thinking About Renaming North Korea

Kim Jong Un Is Thinking About Renaming North Korea

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un is without a doubt one of the most fickle leaders in the history of world leaders. The 30-year-old had the nerve to ask President Obama for a $1 billion loan (interest free). He has also stated that he wants...

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Funny story: Australia To Aid America

Australia To Aid America

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States has decided that it will not be asking the Republic of China for another loan. Federal financial experts have stated that the United States already owes the Republic of China $1.15 billion. They stated that...

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Funny story: Bank Worker Sacked for Lending a Colleague a Tenner till next Wednesday

Bank Worker Sacked for Lending a Colleague a Tenner till next Wednesday

Kevin Smalley, 48, a clerk at Natleys Bank has been dismissed from his job after a senior manager discovered that he had lent £10 to a fellow employee. The reciprocant of the loan, Wendy Smidgin, a sales counter assistant at the same branch, had m...

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Funny story: Dozens of loan sharks stranded on beach

Dozens of loan sharks stranded on beach

Dover was closed yesterday as emergency services tried to rescue nearly 40 huge loan sharks left stranded on the beach after massive downfalls in the U.K. economy. Many of them had been over-whelmed with high-interest credit and were unable to cop...

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Funny story: Industry Watchdogs slam Pocket Money website

Industry Watchdogs slam Pocket Money website

A money loaning web site aimed at children as young as five has been slammed by advertising watchdog, OfCom; the financial watchdog OfFin; and the Children's watchdog, OfPedo. "It took us several months to spot it," said OfFon co-ordinator, Adolp...

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Funny story: "Carol Vorderman's" Consolidated Loans and Leg Brokerage

"Carol Vorderman's" Consolidated Loans and Leg Brokerage

Do you have debts? Do you struggle to repay what you owe? Do you worry about your health and that of your family? If so, you are not alone. Thousands of people are in the same boat. It seems like everyone is after your money doesn't it? And there is never enough to go round. Well some people have discovered a way to get help. "Carol Vordeman's" Consolidated Loans and Leg Brokerage of...

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Funny story: President Obama Gets Eviction Notice from China

President Obama Gets Eviction Notice from China

At an emergency press conference today, a shocked and embarrassed US President, Barack Obama, announced that China has just delivered him an eviction notice for the entire country. "Wow", exclaimed a shocked Obama. "This is a real bummer. I me...

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Funny story: Chinese warned not to try to keep US currency

Chinese warned not to try to keep US currency

WASHINGTON DC - The Federal Reserve issued a warning through a special courier to me for world-wide publication to China, "Do not attempt to keep our currency". As the note handed to me stated: US currency is the property of the United States G...

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Funny story: UK Student Loans Company Asks Government For Bailout

UK Student Loans Company Asks Government For Bailout

Student loans in the UK have now been classified as toxic debt because it seems unlikely that graduates will ever earn enough to pay them off. As the job situation worsens, more and more school leavers are expected to take places at the rapidly ex...

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Funny story: Interest Rate Cut is not being passed on

Interest Rate Cut is not being passed on

Investigations at the highest level of government began today as word reached them that not all lenders were passing on the interest rate cut. Interest Rates are at 1.5% and are now as low as they have ever been, and look to head even lower, maybe...

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Funny story: Loan Sharks Slow to Lend; Need Government Stimulus

Loan Sharks Slow to Lend; Need Government Stimulus

Vinnie "Da Bank" DaBancone has been turning clients away like mass produced pizza. In an exclusive interview Vinnie explained his plight: "Ay yoo doughn't tink I wanna lend at 20 per cento. Wadrya ubots!? If I had the dough I'd be spreadin it ar...

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Funny story: Student Loans: Interest Goes Sky High Say Tories

Student Loans: Interest Goes Sky High Say Tories

Tory leader David Cameron shocked viewers at the Conservative Constitution this morning after unveiling their new plans for student loans.

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Funny story: FDIC Begins "Death Watch" of US Banks, Plans to Lower Insurance to $10,000 and Give Vouchers for Hamburgers or Tacos

FDIC Begins "Death Watch" of US Banks, Plans to Lower Insurance to $10,000 and Give Vouchers for Hamburgers or Tacos

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - The Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC) has begun a "death watch" on dozens of failing US banks which are drowning in their own debts and piles of worthless subprime, derivative and other investments.

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Funny story: Vorderman plays Argentine "numbers game"

Vorderman plays Argentine "numbers game"

Argentine finance minister Fernando Hernandez has today revealed their mystery financial saviour to be Carol Vorderman, host of Channel 4 hit show "Countdown"...

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Funny story: Blair clears up loan cash mystery

Blair clears up loan cash mystery

Following his earlier news conference, at which he admitted that the treasurer of the Labour Party should have known about the loans from businessmen, Mr Blair held a second news conference tonight.

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