Unlike some who make small talk about the weather, office life, and lunch while thinking of greater things, Trey Hill of Charleston, South Carolina, actually walks the small talk, in that his life is truly and entirely composed of only banal and tri...
IA. Feeling delightful and giddy on Friday, March 8th, Tom Matthews, 27, was glad that he could finally go home and not stop drinking after only 5 beers. Upon surviving a long, horrifying, and seemingly endless stretch of torture lasting from S...
Gary Johnson, 48, and the fictional subject of a few stories written by an equally fictional writer has insisted, that he really is not that interesting. 'The thing is,' said the fictional buffoon, 'I am completely fictional, but it does not mean...
Gary Johnson 48, fears that he has lost his sense of humour. It started when he was listening to the comedy slot on Radio 4 at 6.30, and deepened when his wife was watching repeats of Miranda, Not Going Out and Mrs Brown's Boys. Johnson said 'I wa...
We've all had them, those days when we just don't feel like doing anything, and sit around in our pyjamas all day long. One man, however, took this to the extreme at the weekend, when he didn't get out of his bedclothes for nearly three days! The...
California. In a move that was seen as both shocking and highly unanticipated by fellow co-workers, Michael Herring, 48, took a day off work and stayed home last week on Thursday, February 28th. Feeling exhausted, depressed, burned out, and 'just...
A man is recovering at home this morning, after a bonecrushing ride in a Tuk Tuk yesterday, left him with injuries in places he didn't know you could be injured. Moys Kenwood, 55, of Tapon commune, was in Battambang town center with his family, an...
A man who eats an astonishing amount of fish and chips for his tea, has revealed how, recently, he has experienced a strange, burning inner passion to live in the sea. Moys Kenwood, 55, eats a plate of fish and chips, on average, four times a week...
Wisconsin. On the morning of Tuesday, February 26th, local Prairie du Chien resident, Tom Smith, 39, dropped a 50-pound dumbbell on his face while doing heavy incline presses at a gym several blocks down the street from where he lives. Feeling...
Although it has not been mentioned in the press for years, a man in his forties is worried that he still hasn't made his decision about which group he prefers, Oasis or Blur. Gary Braithwaite, 47, said "It was an issue years ago, when I was trying...
Brick Mandelay, 47, is bitterly complaining, again. "God, I have so many things to complain about," said the cossetted and really very lucky middle-aged chap. "I wake up in the morning, and I have to go to work, where everyone is a bit of a prick,...
Timothy Claypole Dobbin, an actor known for playing very angry men at the end of a short fuse, has revealed that he is not like that at all in real-life. Dobbin, who takes his stage name from a character in Rent-a-Ghost and a character in Vanity F...
Known as the man who wasted nearly £500,000 on projects that he knew nothing about, MP Chris Grayling has clung onto power, but the fish that share his name have asked for it to be changed. Gary Johnson, a three year old Grayling said 'It is bad e...
Are you a child of the 1970's? With Brexit less than four weeks to go, we will look back to a simpler time. 1) Types of Crisps Frazzles, Quavers, or Monster Munch. None of this crap advertised by Footballers. 2) Transport Roller Skates, S...
Rock County, Wisconsin. Doug Marten, 56, knew it was time to make some serious lifestyle changes after he fainted at work last week on Tuesday at 5:45 pm. With nearly 25 years of excessive caffeine consumption, chain smoking, unhealthy eating, and...
Tom Norton, 48, of La Crosse, Wisconsin, experimented with the idea of going "organic" last week, after promising himself that he would let go of Walmart-purchased pot pies, microwavable spaghetti dinners, corned beef hash, processed cheese curds, ha...
A man questioned his choices in life while sitting alone on Saturday afternoon watching second-rate football on TV. “Where did I go wrong?” he asked himself. He wondered how he got to this point in his life where he is sitting at home on a beautif...
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