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Funny story: Police Department Budget Cuts Force The Laying Off of Paro The K-9 Pooch

Police Department Budget Cuts Force The Laying Off of Paro The K-9 Pooch

EAST HAVEN, Connecticut - Well it was a sad day at the East Haven Police Department. The economic crisis had forced the department to make a budget cut and sad to say Paro the police dog had been earmarked to be laid off. The five-year-old German...

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Funny story: Government Crackdown on Children's Holidays!

Government Crackdown on Children's Holidays!

Since 2002 when it became illegal for parents to take their children on holiday during school term time the government estimate some 46% of British parents have broken that law. In theory parents risk being fined up to £2500 for committing the offen...

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Funny story: Law Enforcement's Secret War Against Hip Hop

Law Enforcement's Secret War Against Hip Hop

According to Fremont Beck, Professor of Hip Hop Studies at Northwestern University, "The rise of hip hop - celebrating rebellion and freedom - is clearly perceived as a threat by the dominant white culture. Law enforcement has infiltrated hip hop cu...

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Funny story: A Law Enforcement Perspective on the Story of Cain and Able

A Law Enforcement Perspective on the Story of Cain and Able

Most of us are familiar with the story of Cain and Able from the Bible. Generally believed to be the tale of how Cain the elder slew his brother Able in a jealous/envious rage. This is commonly considered the first documented murder and the first documented crime of passion. For the most part we take this written testimony as the fact, not as evidence leading us to the facts. For the average pe...

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Funny story: Sharia Law will help the NHS save money, and reduced taxes.

Sharia Law will help the NHS save money, and reduced taxes.

(Defecated News) Old Labour back in the day when they were socialists, created the NHS as a fair way to allow poor lazy people to get free treatment off the back of hard-working tax-payers. It worked well. The poor sponged off the state and got every...

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Funny story: Virginia's Governor and Attorney General Disturbed by 3% Acquittal Rate

Virginia's Governor and Attorney General Disturbed by 3% Acquittal Rate

Virginia's Governor Tim Kaine (Dem.) and Attorney General Bob McDonnell (Rep.) issued a rare joint statement today expressing concern over what they perceive as an alarmingly high rate of acquittal of persons charged with crimes in Virginia's...

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Funny story: New Powers for Council Residents

New Powers for Council Residents

Embattled Minister Without Principles, Ruth Kelly announced new powers for the residents of council estates accross the Country Today.

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Funny story: Squeaky Clean Judge Rules Contempt

Squeaky Clean Judge Rules Contempt

An entire courtroom has been charged with contempt after a prankster replaced a deaf and partially sighted judge's gavel with a child's squeaky toy.

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