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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Sees A Vision of Leah Remini On Her Biscuit

Kirstie Alley Sees A Vision of Leah Remini On Her Biscuit

BEVERLY HILLS - Kirstie Alley's obsession with insulting Leah Remini simply because she decided to leave the Church of The Scientific Method is starting to border on scariness. Alley has continued her one-woman lambasting of the former King of Que...

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Funny story: Chelsea Handler Advises Kirstie Alley To Stop Badmouthing Her Best Friend Leah Remini

Chelsea Handler Advises Kirstie Alley To Stop Badmouthing Her Best Friend Leah Remini

HOLLYWOOD - Chelsea Handler, host of the talk show Chelsea Lately, is known as having an Omarosa type temper. The dishwater blonde, who looks like she could be Ann "Giddy Up" Coulter's little sister, has just taken out her claws. She expressed...

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Funny story: Taco Bell To Begin Selling A 5-Pound Burrito

Taco Bell To Begin Selling A 5-Pound Burrito

IRVINE, California - The largest Mexican food chain in the United States has just announced that they will soon be introducing their new 5-pound burrito. A Taco Bell spokesperson has informed the public that the new menu addition will be available...

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Funny story: Brooklyn Mob Boss Tells Kirstie Alley To Stop Messing With Leah Remini

Brooklyn Mob Boss Tells Kirstie Alley To Stop Messing With Leah Remini

BROOKLYN - Salvatore Goombalini, the head of the notorious Goombalini family, has issued a message to Kirstie Alley and the other members of the Church of The Scientific Method. The Brooklyn Mob boss stated in no uncertain terms that Alley better...

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Funny story: Leah Remini Reports Threats From The Church of The Scientific Method

Leah Remini Reports Threats From The Church of The Scientific Method

BEVERLY HILLS - Leah Remini, who starred in the hit comedy show King of Queens with Kevin James, has reported a rash of threats from her former church. Remini said that she quit the Church of The Scientific Method because she got tired of having t...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise and Heidi Montag's Romantic Rendezvous In Redondo Beach

Tom Cruise and Heidi Montag's Romantic Rendezvous In Redondo Beach

REDONDO BEACH - Tom Cruise recently stated that at times he really misses his ex-wife Katie Holmes. The Mission Impossible star told Bedroom Pillow Talk that if there was any chance at all of him getting back together with Katie he would jump at i...

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Funny story: John Travolta Tells Kirstie Alley and Katie Holmes To Stop Attacking Leah Remini

John Travolta Tells Kirstie Alley and Katie Holmes To Stop Attacking Leah Remini

NEW YORK CITY - John Travolta flew into New York City to visit an old friend and he was asked about the recent scandal that is going on in his church. Durango Tucker with National Focus Magazine asked Travolta why Kirstie Alley and Katie Holmes, w...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Talks About Her Weight Loss and Weight Gain and The Voodoo Woman Who Was Responsible

Kirstie Alley Talks About Her Weight Loss and Weight Gain and The Voodoo Woman Who Was Responsible

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kirstie Alley has stated that she has pretty well tried every diet known to man. She said she has gone on the Yogurt Diet, the Fettuccine Alfredo Diet, the Carrot Sticks Diet, and even the M&M's Diet but they did not work wor...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Addresses Chelsea Handler's Cupcake Addiction Comment

Kirstie Alley Addresses Chelsea Handler's Cupcake Addiction Comment

LOS ANGELES - Kirstie Alley has made it very clear that she cannot stand that skanky dishwater blonde talk show host Chelsea Handler. Alley recently appeared on The Viagra View and told Larry King that Handler is without a doubt the most evil, hat...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley and Melissa McCarthy To Star In "Liposuction - The Movie"

Kirstie Alley and Melissa McCarthy To Star In "Liposuction - The Movie"

LOS ANGELES - TouchRock Films in association with Left Coast Libido Pictures has just announced that shooting will soon begin on Bandini Borrapelli's comedy Liposuction - The Movie. A spokesperson for TouchRock told Pia Confetti with Celebrity Glo...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Stresses She Is Not Addicted To Food or Sex

Kirstie Alley Stresses She Is Not Addicted To Food or Sex

NEW YORK CITY - Kirstie Alley, the hefty celebrity who has appeared on two seasons of Dancing With The Stars, made an appearance on The Viagra View. Right off the bat Larry King asked her about the rumors going around that she has been texting Mak...

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Funny story: The Reason Kirstie Alley Is Absolutely Furious With Khloe Kardashian

The Reason Kirstie Alley Is Absolutely Furious With Khloe Kardashian

LOS ANGELES - Kirstie Alley has said that if she ever sees Khloe Kardashian on the streets of L.A. she may just end up putting a bit of a hurt on the Kardashian diva. Alley is reportedly furious that Khloe who is the host of the Nourishment Networ...

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Funny story: Police Called To Kirstie Alley's Home

Police Called To Kirstie Alley's Home

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - One of the Left Coast news agencies is reporting that police were recently called to the Hollywood Hills home of Kirstie Alley. Police responded to neighbors complaints at Alley's Casa Calories home at a little after midnight.

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Funny story: Tyra Banks Vows To Lose Her Muffin Top

Tyra Banks Vows To Lose Her Muffin Top

NEW YORK CITY - The host of America's Next Top Model, Tyra Banks, has promised that she is going to do everything within her power to get rid of the muffin top that she has developed over the past few months. Tyra told her good friend Beyonce that...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars' Maksim Chmerkovskiy Hanging Up His Dancing Shoes

Dancing With The Stars' Maksim Chmerkovskiy Hanging Up His Dancing Shoes

MARINA DEL REY - Maksim Chmerkovskiy was sitting at The Drunk Duck Lounge having some drinks with some of his friends when he dropped a bombshell on them. The Ukrainian dancer, who is known as The Bad Boy of The Ballroom because of his lightning q...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Says Paula Deen Is Her New BFF

Kirstie Alley Says Paula Deen Is Her New BFF

NEW YORK CITY - Kirstie Alley recently appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight and talked about the two times she's appeared on Dancing With The Stars. She revealed to Morgan that dancing with Maksim Chmerkovskiy was the greatest thing in the world but i...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Upset At Explicit Pix

Kirstie Alley Upset At Explicit Pix

TIJUANA, Mexico - Two time Dancing With The Stars contestant Kirstie Alley took a shopping trip down to Tijuana to pick up some Sponge Bob Square Pants piƱatas for a neighbor's little girl. While walking around the market place Kirstie received lo...

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