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Funny story: Apple block iVoiceMorph

Apple block iVoiceMorph

A new Applelet for the iPhone has been blocked for sale by Apple. Called iVoiceMorph, the app changes the timbre and pitch of the speaker's voice into one of a range of downloadable voices in real time. "It was meant to be a bit of a hoot," said a...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News: Panic as Newby village's snow shovel goes missing

Isle of Wight News: Panic as Newby village's snow shovel goes missing

Arthur Askme, still mayor of Newby village, is up in arms today as the village's snow shovel has disappeared. Village policeman, Constable Copper, held a press conference this morning. The snow shovel has a wide, orange, reinforced plastic blade...

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Funny story: Stolen snowman was kidnapped!

Stolen snowman was kidnapped!

Mary Hinge of Kent had her Snowman stolen last week, and rang the police. Unfortunately for Mary, the police were less than sympathetic. Now it transpires that her snowman was not just stolen, but in fact, kidnapped. "I don't know weather to ri...

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Funny story: Kylie Minogue Meet And Greet

Kylie Minogue Meet And Greet

William Nonamici won this year's MTV Meet and Greet competition, having entered on a whim. His choice of celebrity was Kylie Minogue. "She was very nice," Nonamici said afterwards. "I chose Kylie because she's had a hard few years. What with her b...

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Funny story: Hawaiian Trafficking Ring Targets Little Old Ladies

Hawaiian Trafficking Ring Targets Little Old Ladies

The problem of little old lady trafficking into Hawaii is relatively new, and as little as three years ago, police were unable to detect any signs of it. However, when police noticed a dearth of knitters and crazy cat ladies, they could see there...

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Funny story: Bulls-it Excuse Of The Century: Jeremy London Says He Was Forced To Drink and Do Drugs At Gunpoint!

Bulls-it Excuse Of The Century: Jeremy London Says He Was Forced To Drink and Do Drugs At Gunpoint!

Lindsay Lohan: "I can't BELIEVE I never thought of that! Can I change my pleas in all of my court cases?" Jeremy London, the 37 year old actor that played Griffin on some show that the chick from Wild Things was on, claimed that he was forced at g...

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Funny story: Kidnapping Confirmed As An Inside Job

Kidnapping Confirmed As An Inside Job

Hampshire Police this evening confirmed that a kidnapping incident in the county was definitely an inside job. DCI Barry Plunger issued a statement confirming that a 999 call had been received from the abductor demanding a ransom of £1 million from t...

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Funny story: Paraguayan Kidnappers Feast On Demands.

Paraguayan Kidnappers Feast On Demands.

The stakes in a stand off between Paraguayan kidnappers who snatched a local rancher have been upped this morning. The kidnappers are demanding over £3 million for the farmers release and have already called for thirty of his cattle to be given to...

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Funny story: GMO firm indicted in kidnap case

GMO firm indicted in kidnap case

FLINTSVILLE - A federal grand jury has handed down an indictment charging genetically modified organism (GMO) firm Mensanta with kidnaping and other charges related to forcing a farmer to purchase seed. Vangina Shava, a prominent GMO expert from...

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Funny story: Black man released in kidnapping case

Black man released in kidnapping case

Huntsville, Alabama - On September 14th, it was reported that an 11 year old boy, fearful of showing his parents a poor report card, had made up a story involving his being kidnapped by a man in a "beat up car", but being able to escape with only his...

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Funny story: Florida Woman Busted For Extortion

Florida Woman Busted For Extortion

A Florida woman woke up to a somber idea this morning. Her plot to extort $50,000 from her husband not only failed, but she is going to have to adjust to wearing jailhouse blues. In a farce that began on September 4th, when she, and her young lov...

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Funny story: Veep in kidnap drama

Veep in kidnap drama

New York, Wednesday. In astounding news that nobody could fathom except Gordon Brown, Police announced that US Vice President, Joe Biden, has been kidnapped by a renegade group of Wall Street accountants. These corporate criminals have asked for...

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Funny story: Cops Smash 'Girls Aloud' Kidnap Plot

Cops Smash 'Girls Aloud' Kidnap Plot

Armed police swooped on a house here in Bournemouth this evening in a dramatic dawn raid that was running a bit late and arrested a 34 year old man on charges of Conspiracy To Kidnap. The man, named by family members as Denzil Mobius has a long hi...

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Funny story: Man at Father-Son Picnic had Been kidnapped Five Years Ago

Man at Father-Son Picnic had Been kidnapped Five Years Ago

River City, Iowa-Folks around here all agreed that Jacob Grotznik was a natural born salesman. That's what he was doing on the afternoon of April 12th, 2003. That day, while selling gift-wrap for a school fund raiser, twelve-year-old Jacob Grotznik a...

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Funny story: British authorities in quandry following Somali kidnapping

British authorities in quandry following Somali kidnapping

Following the dastardly kidnapping of 1500 residents from Greenodd Cumbria last Wednesday by Somali Pirates, British authorities have become flustered and more than a little apprehensive about what the Somali kidnappers will do to their hostages.

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Funny story: Kidnappers Cause Car Owners to Customize Trunks

Kidnappers Cause Car Owners to Customize Trunks

Buenos Aires - Kidnappers brazenly showing up at people's doors with guns and telling them to get into the trunks of their own cars has led to an unexpected rise in the car customizing business. Now when criminals ring a doorbell, put a gun to pe...

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Funny story: Newcastle United Nigerian Sale Latest

Newcastle United Nigerian Sale Latest

The Nigerian consortium hoping to buy Newcastle United has told TheSpoof.com it is serious about its bid, and has already highlighted several improvements it would like to make to the ailing Tyneside club. The man fronting the bid, a UK-based busi...

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