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Funny story: Revealed: Obama was a bank robber

Revealed: Obama was a bank robber

Rival politicians, keen on derailing the Obama-train are reporting that when Obama was in high school, he stole pistols from military bases, and used the pistols in commission of a robbery. He would apparently rob wads of cash from the banks, wear...

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Funny story: President Obama's "Health Care" Program To Be Extended To Include Kenya

President Obama's "Health Care" Program To Be Extended To Include Kenya

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has stated that he, in the interest of re-establishing harmonious relations with the entire continent of Africa after Alaska's former governor Sarah Palin succeeded in offending as many as 96 percent of the inhabita...

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Funny story: Republic Of Kenya Revokes President Obama's Passport

Republic Of Kenya Revokes President Obama's Passport

Tiring of President Barack Obama's denials of being born in Kenya, the Republic of Kenya today issued a statement that it has officially revoked the passport and visa of "former" citizen, Barack Hussein Obama. With this statement, which is accom...

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Funny story: Kenya Wants To See Glenn Beck's Birth Certificate Or Else They'll Kidnap Him And Turn Him Into Dinner

Kenya Wants To See Glenn Beck's Birth Certificate Or Else They'll Kidnap Him And Turn Him Into Dinner

NAIROBI, Kenya - The government of Kenya has written President Barack Obama and demanded to see political commentator Glenn Beck's birth certificate. The Kenyan government said that they are fed up with being the butt of the world's jokes over the...

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Funny story: Kenyan President Denies Being American Citizen

Kenyan President Denies Being American Citizen

Emilio Mwai Kabaki, the current President of Kenya, today denied having been born in the United States. The dispute regarding his eligibility to hold this African country's highest office mirrors that which President Obama faces in the USA. Kaba...

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Funny story: The Real Reason That Kenya Did Not Send A Winter Olympics Team To Vancouver

The Real Reason That Kenya Did Not Send A Winter Olympics Team To Vancouver

MOMBASA, Kenya - The coach of the Kenyan Winter Olympics team, Moy Kusikatta, told a reporter for The Mombasa Daily Vine that contrary to what has been written in all of the world's major newspapers, the reason why the Kenyan team did not go to Vanco...

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Funny story: Maasai Tribe have weapons of mass destruction

Maasai Tribe have weapons of mass destruction

The Maasai tribe in Kenya who are armed only with some bamboo poles were yesterday accused of having weapons of mass destruction by both the British and American Governments but later these comments were retracted when it became clear Kenya was not w...

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Funny story: Murder Charge Against 'White Elite' Kenyan Heir Reduced To Manslaughter

Murder Charge Against 'White Elite' Kenyan Heir Reduced To Manslaughter

The Hon Tom Cholmondeley (pronounced Chumley) was found guilty of manslaughter by a Kenyan court judge, who had reduced the charges from an initial accusation of murder. Cholmondeley, an Old Rottingfestarian and heir to a 49,000 acre estate lived...

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Funny story: Kenyan Women go on a Sex strike!

Kenyan Women go on a Sex strike!

Kenyan women have gone on a sex strike demanding their men be like the Somali pirates. The move came after 5 women were abducted by Somali men along the Kenyan coastline near Somalia. "Those guys look really skinny but have really tough hands" sai...

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Funny story: Kenya To Change Its Name To Obamaland

Kenya To Change Its Name To Obamaland

NAIROBI, Kenya - The African country of Kenya has announced that the Kenyan National Assembly has voted and approved by a vote of 223 to 1 to change the country's name from Kenya to Obamaland. The people of Kenya are proud that the son of one of t...

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Funny story: Scotus Demands Death Certificate: Did Obama Gramma Really Die in Hawaii?

Scotus Demands Death Certificate: Did Obama Gramma Really Die in Hawaii?

02 Dec 08, HONOLULU, HI, USNA-- Barack Hussein Obama, Acting President Elect Presumptive, ignored a deadline of yesterday to release his grandmother's death certificate, as demanded by Scotus, the nine-headed black beast of Washington. Over 20 co...

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Funny story: Barak Obama to order US to only import Kenyan Coffee. And then outlaws all other varieties.

Barak Obama to order US to only import Kenyan Coffee. And then outlaws all other varieties.

President Obama announced his first Socialist act he was going to pass as soon as possible. Having already warned the US that he'd make decisions that might be unpopular. He stated in front of the world's media, 'we need to help the needy in so...

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Funny story: Barack Obama's grandmother moves into shanty with Barack's brother for safety

Barack Obama's grandmother moves into shanty with Barack's brother for safety

Huruma, Kenya - The 86 year old granny of Barack Obama reported to newspapers that Wednesday robbers broke into her modest home to steal her solar panels. She was quoted as saying that she now fears for her safety. The burglars broke down the oct...

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Funny story: X-Factor Rhydian Should Have Won Rigged Kenyan Election

X-Factor Rhydian Should Have Won Rigged Kenyan Election

X Factor star Rhydian Roberts should have won the Kenyan presidential election by miles it was revealed today. Roberts has called for a re-run of the vote because he lost. The vote was obviously rigged and everyone in the democratic...

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Funny story: Kenyan government to open new school of journalism for mimes, amid silent protests over proposed restrictive media law

Kenyan government to open new school of journalism for mimes, amid silent protests over proposed restrictive media law

Nairobi, Kenya - A silent protest by Kenyan journalists wearing gags over their mouths, marching quietly though the streets of the capital took place today demanding that the National Assembly reverse its law granting courts the power to compel journ...

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Funny story: Homo erectus - Homo habilis fossil finds indicate that two species of early man lived side by side, didn't get along

Homo erectus - Homo habilis fossil finds indicate that two species of early man lived side by side, didn't get along

Hominid fossils discovered in Eastern Africa last week have shed new light on the origins of man and altered the way anthropologists perceive the timeline of human evolution.

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