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Funny story: Egypt's Mubarek Orders the Beating of Journalists: "Now The World Will See I am A Man Of Peace"

Egypt's Mubarek Orders the Beating of Journalists: "Now The World Will See I am A Man Of Peace"

Egypt's President Hosni Mubarek -- voted Time Magazine's 2011 World Leader Most Likely To Be Hung Upside-Down on Meathooks From the Roof Of His Palace-- has decided to try to gain the world's sympathy for his plight by ordering government troops to...

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Funny story: Journalists asked to take emergency supplies to disaster areas

Journalists asked to take emergency supplies to disaster areas

Large areas of the UK are currently unable to get any kind of supplies, with some areas beginning to run out of the basics such as milk, bread and toothpaste. The delivery lorries are unable to get to the supermarkets. Even the trusty Transit van...

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Funny story: Daily Mail Journalists Fight For Cleaner Media

Daily Mail Journalists Fight For Cleaner Media

A fun loving group of Daily Mail journalists have today started a campaign to eliminate the presence of sexually suggestive journalism across all forms of British media. The group of seven journalists have called themselves 'Children Come First',...

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Funny story: Daily Telegraph giving away free mincepies. Spoof to go 'one better'

Daily Telegraph giving away free mincepies. Spoof to go 'one better'

So, the Daily Telegraph is giving away free delicious mincepies with proof of purchase of the newspaper. God they must be desperate for sales. Rather cheeky when you think about it, as they often steal our Spoofs to pad their paper. Well, I have come up with a much better idea. The Spoof will be giving away free stories. 'So what's the difference - we do that now?' you ask. The difference...

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Funny story: Airports overcrowded due to Volcanic Ash Cloud

Airports overcrowded due to Volcanic Ash Cloud

Airports across the country are reporting higher than average number of people arriving at their airports, not despite the ash cloud hanging over Europe, but because of it. With every flight in and out of UK airspace grounded due to the ash cloud...

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Funny story: Scientists Harness Power from Bad Journalism

Scientists Harness Power from Bad Journalism

The world's energy problems might have been solved by a group of scientists in Oxford who have found a way to store power released by bad journalism. The twin calamities of tautologies (an unnecessary repetition of meaning using different words) a...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton Cums Through--AGAIN!

Bill Clinton Cums Through--AGAIN!

Former President William Jefferson Clinton, AKA the Sperm Whale, tickled Kim Jong Il "in just the right places," resulting in the pardoning of two US journalists held in North Korea. "Ya know what ole Freud said, 'Sometimes a cigar is just a phallus...

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Funny story: Financial journalists caused 'the whole craven mess' says Cable

Financial journalists caused 'the whole craven mess' says Cable

Vince Cable has laid the blame for the global financial crisis on journalists. Speaking at a London School of Economics (LSE) debate entitled Why Did Journalists Hide the Economic Tits Up?, Dr Cable said: "There were warning signs and financial jo...

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Funny story: Peston: I just guessed about Northern Rock

Peston: I just guessed about Northern Rock

BBC business editor Robert Peston today admitted he had no idea about Northern Rock and guessed. Speaking to the Commons Treasury select committee, he told MPs: "I got lucky. I needed a story quick so I made the whole Northern Rock going to the Ba...

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Funny story: Carole Malone collapses in on herself

Carole Malone collapses in on herself

JOURNALIST Carole Malone has collapsed in on herself forming a spiraling vortex of hate, according to reports. Colleagues say that The News of the World columnist Carole was sat at her desk reading this week's copy of Spicy magazine before emittin...

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Funny story: U.K Tabloid "Hero" Journalist Dies in Commode Horror

U.K Tabloid "Hero" Journalist Dies in Commode Horror

"Hero" tabloid journalist was being mourned world-wide after dying suddenly on his commode. Stewart "Danny Boy" Maclaine, 33 3/4 years old finally succumbed to a chronic illness and passed away while defecating on his commode; which is an old fashion...

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Funny story: Journalistic cliches literally spiral out of control

Journalistic cliches literally spiral out of control

The English Society of Great Britain, the poster child of literary excellence has expressed alarm about the rise in the use of cliché in journalism.

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Funny story: Satire Journalist Dies of Spontaneous Human Combustion

Satire Journalist Dies of Spontaneous Human Combustion

Semi-funny satire journalist Gene Mason has died of spontaneous human combustion at the age of 49 following what is believed to have been a massive marijuana overdose, according to police experts.

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Funny story: Professor Gilgallygaggle Invents Funtasmitastic Thingamibob

Professor Gilgallygaggle Invents Funtasmitastic Thingamibob

Startled scientific writers were amazed at the unveiling of another incredible invention by genius scientist and all-round lovely man, Professor Gilgallygaggle from Harvard University.

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Funny story: Pakistani "leader" Musharaf bans TheSpoof.com

Pakistani "leader" Musharaf bans TheSpoof.com

Unpopular b*stard, President Musharaf of Pakistan, has taken another drastic step in his clampdown on any form of criticism of his regime by shutting down all internet cafe's which provide TheSpoof.com.

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Funny story: Scribbles And Dribbles

Scribbles And Dribbles

Journalists turned novelists are all the rage of late. We've had Nick Hornby and Helen Fielding to name but two, as well as Julie Burchill, Tony Parsons and Zoe Heller. Even Richard Littlejohn cranked out a book - 'To The Bargain Bin In A Blink.' To this esteemed list you may now add Robert Doot, our financial columnist of twelve years, whose debut novel 'A Bull In The Business Dep...

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Funny story: Interview of the Year, Part One: Dr. Mason Mason meets blue blooded royalty in David Murray.

Interview of the Year, Part One: Dr. Mason Mason meets blue blooded royalty in David Murray.

For this Passed Master the opportunity to interview Rangers’ chairman, founder and owner of MIM and fifth degree legend, David Murray, is a rare pleasure –one that becomes few journalists. The consideration of a Level One menu at dinner –an honour spared for certain people of our own persuasions and (of outsiders) those of the most difficult persuasion- as an interval to our discussions, a culinar...

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