Egypt's President Hosni Mubarek -- voted Time Magazine's 2011 World Leader Most Likely To Be Hung Upside-Down on Meathooks From the Roof Of His Palace-- has decided to try to gain the world's sympathy for his plight by ordering government troops to...
Large areas of the UK are currently unable to get any kind of supplies, with some areas beginning to run out of the basics such as milk, bread and toothpaste. The delivery lorries are unable to get to the supermarkets. Even the trusty Transit van...
A fun loving group of Daily Mail journalists have today started a campaign to eliminate the presence of sexually suggestive journalism across all forms of British media. The group of seven journalists have called themselves 'Children Come First',...
So, the Daily Telegraph is giving away free delicious mincepies with proof of purchase of the newspaper. God they must be desperate for sales. Rather cheeky when you think about it, as they often steal our Spoofs to pad their paper. Well, I have come up with a much better idea. The Spoof will be giving away free stories. 'So what's the difference - we do that now?' you ask. The difference...
Airports across the country are reporting higher than average number of people arriving at their airports, not despite the ash cloud hanging over Europe, but because of it. With every flight in and out of UK airspace grounded due to the ash cloud...
The world's energy problems might have been solved by a group of scientists in Oxford who have found a way to store power released by bad journalism. The twin calamities of tautologies (an unnecessary repetition of meaning using different words) a...
Former President William Jefferson Clinton, AKA the Sperm Whale, tickled Kim Jong Il "in just the right places," resulting in the pardoning of two US journalists held in North Korea. "Ya know what ole Freud said, 'Sometimes a cigar is just a phallus...
Vince Cable has laid the blame for the global financial crisis on journalists. Speaking at a London School of Economics (LSE) debate entitled Why Did Journalists Hide the Economic Tits Up?, Dr Cable said: "There were warning signs and financial jo...
BBC business editor Robert Peston today admitted he had no idea about Northern Rock and guessed. Speaking to the Commons Treasury select committee, he told MPs: "I got lucky. I needed a story quick so I made the whole Northern Rock going to the Ba...
JOURNALIST Carole Malone has collapsed in on herself forming a spiraling vortex of hate, according to reports. Colleagues say that The News of the World columnist Carole was sat at her desk reading this week's copy of Spicy magazine before emittin...
"Hero" tabloid journalist was being mourned world-wide after dying suddenly on his commode. Stewart "Danny Boy" Maclaine, 33 3/4 years old finally succumbed to a chronic illness and passed away while defecating on his commode; which is an old fashion...
The English Society of Great Britain, the poster child of literary excellence has expressed alarm about the rise in the use of cliché in journalism.
Semi-funny satire journalist Gene Mason has died of spontaneous human combustion at the age of 49 following what is believed to have been a massive marijuana overdose, according to police experts.
Startled scientific writers were amazed at the unveiling of another incredible invention by genius scientist and all-round lovely man, Professor Gilgallygaggle from Harvard University.
Unpopular b*stard, President Musharaf of Pakistan, has taken another drastic step in his clampdown on any form of criticism of his regime by shutting down all internet cafe's which provide TheSpoof.com.
Journalists turned novelists are all the rage of late. We've had Nick Hornby and Helen Fielding to name but two, as well as Julie Burchill, Tony Parsons and Zoe Heller. Even Richard Littlejohn cranked out a book - 'To The Bargain Bin In A Blink.' To this esteemed list you may now add Robert Doot, our financial columnist of twelve years, whose debut novel 'A Bull In The Business Dep...
For this Passed Master the opportunity to interview Rangers’ chairman, founder and owner of MIM and fifth degree legend, David Murray, is a rare pleasure –one that becomes few journalists. The consideration of a Level One menu at dinner –an honour spared for certain people of our own persuasions and (of outsiders) those of the most difficult persuasion- as an interval to our discussions, a culinar...
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