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Funny story: Kevin Jonas Marries Danielle Delesea In New York Snowstorm

Kevin Jonas Marries Danielle Delesea In New York Snowstorm

A report out of New York in the middle of a snowstorm says that the oldest brother of pop group the Jonas Brothers and a former hairdresser have married at a French-style chateau in suburban New York. One magazine reported a heavy snowstorm bore d...

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Funny story: Nick Jonas Nude Water Slide Before Hundreds Of Park Visitors

Nick Jonas Nude Water Slide Before Hundreds Of Park Visitors

Nick Jonas had a brand new experience that most people have never had, he slid down a water slide in a southern Florida Park Monday as people, especially young ladies, wished they had had their cameras or cell phones somewhere on their bathing suits.

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Funny story: Jonas Brothers Sue Blues Artist

Jonas Brothers Sue Blues Artist

A representative of Elestra Records claims that the Jonas Brothers, Joe, Kevin and Nick are suing their blues artist, Brother Jonas, to keep him from performing under that name. "They have no right to sue Brother Jonas. They don't own everything.

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Funny story: Banana Boy Breaks Up Fight Between Between Dakota Fanning And Hannah Montana Star While Jonas Bros Look On In Amazement.

Banana Boy Breaks Up Fight Between Between Dakota Fanning And Hannah Montana Star While Jonas Bros Look On In Amazement.

Fresh from comforting Katie Price in the Australian jungle over rumours that she was being vote-rigged (or gerrymandered) into performing Bushtucker Trials because she's got huge breasts and the Bilderbungalow Group held a grudge against her, banana...

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Funny story: Jonas Brothers Have Close Call In Spain!

Jonas Brothers Have Close Call In Spain!

Although many are keeping it quiet, the brothers got a scare in Spain when one guy got past security during their performance. "I didn't know what was going on", stated Kevin. "The guy looked kinda messed up and I thought he was headed right for u...

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Funny story: Jonas Brothers To Star In Remake of Beatles' "A Hard Day's Night"

Jonas Brothers To Star In Remake of Beatles' "A Hard Day's Night"

WYCKOFF, New Jersey - The Jonas Brothers have just signed to star in the remake of the 1964 Beatles movie, A Hard Day's Night. The film's director Francisco W. Hoopitus stated that he paid United Artist $30 million for the film rights. When ask...

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Funny story: Jonas Brothers Seem Serious About Spliting Up

Jonas Brothers Seem Serious About Spliting Up

Despite their denials and the self-denial of their fans, the Jonas Brothers may very well be on the verge of a split-up. "We're not angry with each other or anything like that but each of us have our own ideas on what music we want to do and as lo...

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Funny story: Nick Jonas Admits to Masturbating

Nick Jonas Admits to Masturbating

Despite wearing a Christian "purity ring" at all times, Jonas Brothers lead guitarist Nick Jonas unabashedly admitted to the news media that he enjoys masturbating as much as most young men. "I've been masturbating since I was 12. I see nothing w...

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Funny story: Jonas Brothers Release New CD

Jonas Brothers Release New CD

The Jonas brothers took inspiration from a 70's music Icon in the titling of their new album "Stinkfoot", set for release this summer 2009. In an attempt to follow in Frank Zappa's footsteps, or to at least give the appearances of maturity in the de...

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Funny story: Jonas Brothers To Tour UK With Girls Aloud And Pussycat Dolls?

Jonas Brothers To Tour UK With Girls Aloud And Pussycat Dolls?

London, United Province Of Europe. - We met up with a rather dishevelled pressman who admitted he'd been out 'having a good bender for four years or so' in a bar in Soho, London. "They're coming!" he told us, somewhat overenthusiastically as he staggered from pillar to post with a demented look in his eyes. "THEY'RE COMING I TELL YOU!!!" "Who, exactly are coming?" our reporting team asked as...

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Funny story: The Jonas Brothers Take New York By Storm

The Jonas Brothers Take New York By Storm

While the Jonas Brothers made their way through New York City last week to work the TV talk-show circuit and show up at the TV networks, an army of young female fans awaited them at every stop. In the grand tradition of the Beatles in their day, f...

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Funny story: Obama meets the first test of his Presidency: A Jonas Bothers' panty raid on the White House sleepover party

Obama meets the first test of his Presidency: A Jonas Bothers' panty raid on the White House sleepover party

Washington, DC - Early this morning behind closed doors of the Oval Office of the White House, the Jonas Brothers finally got to meet the new president of the United States of America, Barack Obama, like they wanted. Only it was not under the idyllic...

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Funny story: The Jonas Brothers to play sisters in Off Broadway musical reproduction of "Madame Butterfly"

The Jonas Brothers to play sisters in Off Broadway musical reproduction of "Madame Butterfly"

New York, New York - Eager to make inroads into the acting profession and eventually feature films, the Joan Bothers announced today that they would be staring in an Off Broadway reproduction of "Madame Butterfly". The classic musical of forbidden lo...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift excited to be having a Jonas baby

Taylor Swift excited to be having a Jonas baby

Joe Jonas and Taylor Swift are becoming experts at creating a scandal. In a private interview with me, which no-one else witnessed, (honest, it happened), Joe Jonas confirmed his parents' worst nightmare - he and ex-girlfriend Taylor Swift are expect...

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Funny story: I know from experience Joe Jonas is a good kisser

I know from experience Joe Jonas is a good kisser

Well it was bound to happen sooner or later but someone has hit back at claims that Joe Jonas is a bad kisser, but no one expected it to be younger brother Nick who hit back. In an exclusive interview, Nick revealed "Joe and I have a different rel...

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Funny story: Kevin Jonas celebrates birthday with obbessed fan

Kevin Jonas celebrates birthday with obbessed fan

Kevin Jonas is reportedly so upset with his brothers Joe and Nick that he refused to celebrate his birthday with any of his family. Instead he spent his birthday with his only obsessed fan, his grandma. Reports say that even girlfriend Danielle w...

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Funny story: Demi's Tantrum

Demi's Tantrum

After starring in the hit Disney Channel Original Movie Camp Rock with the Jonas Brothers, sixteen year old Demi Lovato was quick to release her debut album Don't Forget and get signed to her own Disney series, which is currently called Sonny With a...

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