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Man Forces Obese Women to Exercise at Gunpoint

Funny story: Man Forces Obese Women to Exercise at Gunpoint

SYDNEY: Australian fitness fanatic, Koen Verelst, is wanted for questioning after forcing at least 3 or 4 obese women to exercise at gunpoint. It is thought that Vereslt, now on the run, approached the group as they were exiting a local Mcdonalds.

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TSA to target jokers

Funny story: TSA to target jokers

Washington, DC - We all know not to joke while in line to board airplanes these days, but a new plan to ban joking everywhere is rapidly taking shape, according to our source C. Fowlercross, our mole in the TSA. (That is not his real name). Accor...

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Too Soon? A New Study Says Never

Funny story: Too Soon? A New Study Says Never

A new study from Oxbridge University has shown that when it comes to comedy, it can never be too soon. The study, which was conducted in a Neonatal Intensive Care Unit, examined the reactions of 150 parents when told a joke about their newborn's l...

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A Brief History of German Comedy

Funny story: A Brief History of German Comedy

Comedy, or Komödie as it is known in Deutsch, is not the first thing you think of when you think about Germany. The Germans are far better known for their mechanical expertise, their superlative beers, and their invasions of other countries. But you would be surprised at the wit that lies beneath those bristling moustaches and finely-pressed uniforms. Here we explore a brief history of German humo...

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German comedians named least funny in poll of 15 countries

Funny story: German comedians named least funny in poll of 15 countries

A poll by social network site Badoo concluded that German comedians were the least amusing because they could not laugh at themselves. Their humour was often lost in translation. But German stand-up Henning Wehn said people did not understand his...

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Man Thinks He Slept His Life Away in Elaborate Practical Joke

WINTERHAVEN, FL - Imagine you fall asleep and wake up much later in the...century! That's exactly what a man went through recently when he awoke from what he thought was a forty-year slumber. His name is Freddy Cronk, but you can call him Rip Van Winkle. And he has the beard to prove it, at least until the glue wears off. Just listen to him tell the whole story the way only he could. "I woke...

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Comic Relief Jokes Stolen From BBC Television Centre

Funny story: Comic Relief Jokes Stolen From BBC Television Centre

Panic erupted this evening when studio technicians at London's BBC Television Centre discovered that all of the jokes, planned for use in the upcoming Comic Relief extravaganza, had been stolen by thieves. The unscrupulous ne'er-do-wells had climb...

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Taylor Lautner: Doing It Wolf Style!

Funny story: Taylor Lautner: Doing It Wolf Style!

Is the wolf man on the prowl? Twilight Movie star Taylor Lautner has been pulling reporters legs and playing jokes on his friends for as long as he can remember. "You never know what the guy is going to do next or to whom", stated one member of th...

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Yasser Arafat was a Comedian and then a Terrorist

Funny story: Yasser Arafat was a Comedian and then a Terrorist

Archeologists in Syria have discovered a modern terrorist hideout amongst ancient ruins located near the King Habibi Airport. Thousand year old artifacts were discovered along with skeletal parts during the construction of a Habibi Hummus fast food...

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A man walks into a bar to meet others for a "A Man Walks Into a Bar" joke convention

Funny story: A man walks into a bar to meet others for a "A Man Walks Into a Bar" joke convention

They were all there, the first man who ever did it, now an old wheelchair bound octogenarian, the next few men who walked into various bars in various jokes the world over. The Horse, The Zebra, The two blonds, the twelve inch pianist. The bar was packed with anyone who was anyone in the "A Man Walks Into a Bar" joke world. There have been countless variations on this joke down throughout t...

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Cartographer determines why chicken crossed road

Funny story: Cartographer determines why chicken crossed road

Many have pondered the question, 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' The answer offered most frequently is, 'To get to the other side'. However, it is widely recognized that this answer is incomplete, if not redundant. The answer merely states the...

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Joke Shop Tactics "Worse than first thought"

Funny story: Joke Shop Tactics "Worse than first thought"

The world of professional sport was rocked to its very core by the revelation that players and athletes were using "joke shop" style tactics to gain an unfair advantage over their competitors. Dougie Doo, proprietor of Scarborough's Joke Emporium...

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Joke Recycling Plant Posts Record Profits

Funny story: Joke Recycling Plant Posts Record Profits

A joke recycling company based in Goole have posted record profits following a dramatic upturn in business fuelled by requests from contributors to satirical websites such as theSpoof.com for new angles on old jokes. Managing Director, Squeaky Nut...

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Hitler Has Last Laugh

Funny story: Hitler Has Last Laugh

An amazing interview with a former staff member of Adolf Hitler, who was in the Berlin bunker to the end, reveals that the Fuhrer was quite a joker, with a fantastic sense of humour who took infantile delight on playing tricks and jokes on staff and...

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David Jason In Racist Joke Row

Funny story: David Jason In Racist Joke Row

Sources at the BBC have uncovered, what they say is, evidence that Sir David Jason, the long-time star of shows such as Only Fools And Horses and A Touch Of Frost, is a racist, after he unleashed a torrent of racist abuse and innuendo during a live r...

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David Jason today apologised for 'shameful and disgraceful remarks' on the radio

Funny story: David Jason today apologised for 'shameful and disgraceful remarks' on the radio

David Jason today apologised for 'shameful and disgraceful remarks' on the radio, ones that led to a record number of angry complaints to the BBC. 'I hang my head in shame', the Only Fools and Horses star said on Radio 4 today, 'I said things that...

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Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit

Funny story: Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit

On being told recently that "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit", I decided that it was time to do some investigative journalism, and find out whether or not this is true. After visiting at least two humour sites, I have discovered that it is indeed true; but more than that, I can now definitively list the forms of wit in order. I have discounted "drama", whilst it is lower on the humour stakes...

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Letterman Too Late top five Obama jokes 2

Funny story: Letterman Too Late top five Obama jokes 2

More top five Obama Jokes: #5 Obama bin Biden? That mate selection by Obama must have been a Freudian slip! #4 Who is better liar, Obama or Clinton? Is it a toss up: Obama lies when he smiles, Clinton lies when his lips move? #3 Should Obama change his first name to Saddam, to get more Muslim votes in Pennsylvania, Ohio, Michigan and Florida? #2 Hands on knowledge of pork by Sen...

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The Queen of England takes a knee in front of Trump during the playing of the Stars Spangle Banner, joining the protest.
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