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Funny story: John Mayer Dumped Katy Perry and Now He Says He Wants Her Back

John Mayer Dumped Katy Perry and Now He Says He Wants Her Back

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - There is no one in LaLaLand who has a worst reputation for loving 'em and leaving 'em that John "The Player" Mayer. For some strange reason Mayer seems to attract attractive Hollywood celebrities like Wynonna Judd attracts weight...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Confesses She Has A Crush On Andy Dick

Katy Perry Confesses She Has A Crush On Andy Dick

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Katy Perry is still reeling from the fact that she was unceremoniously dumped by boyfriend John Mayer. Katy told iRumors writer Vodka Vermicelli that Johnny is the biggest two-faced jerk in all of Tinsel Town. She said that h...

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Funny story: NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Addresses The Derek Hough Romance Rumors

NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Addresses The Derek Hough Romance Rumors

TARZANA, California - Now that Danica Patrick's divorce is finally finalized, it is no secret that the race car driver is being hit on by guys not only in the auto racing business but in every aspect of the entertainment industry as well. NASCAR e...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Reveals Her Weight Loss Secret

Christina Aguilera Reveals Her Weight Loss Secret

MARINA DEL REY - Christina Aguilera recently revealed that she had lost 17 pounds and is beginning to feel not as huge as she was getting to be. The former mentor on The Voice was asked by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight what the secret t...

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Funny story: John Mayer Refuses To Sell Nude Photos of Ex-Girlfriend Katy Perry

John Mayer Refuses To Sell Nude Photos of Ex-Girlfriend Katy Perry

WEST HOLLYWOOD - According to a close friend of John Mayer the singer has been approached by the supermarket tabloid Say What? about purchasing some nude photos of his ex-girlfriend Katy Perry. The 35 year old known as Mayer The Player told Say Wh...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Explains Why She Dumped Her Boyfriend John Mayer

Katy Perry Explains Why She Dumped Her Boyfriend John Mayer

LOS ANGELES - Katy Perry says that she is really and truly surprised that her special relationship with John "The Player" Mayer lasted as long as it did. Perry spoke with Pia Confetti a reporter for Celebrity Globe. She told her that lots of h...

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Funny story: John Mayer Says Katy Perry Is A Keeper

John Mayer Says Katy Perry Is A Keeper

VENICE BEACH - John Mayer was spotted at the swank Seashell Sal's Sporting Stuff Shop searching for a brand new tennis racket. A close friend stated that Johnny, who's 35, had recently ruined two expensive tennis rackets when he tossed them agains...

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Funny story: John Mayer To Break Up With Katy Perry?

John Mayer To Break Up With Katy Perry?

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Well it appears that the word on the streets of West Holly, as former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger refers to it, is that John "The Player" Mayer, 34, will soon be dumping 28-year-old Katy Perry. The couple who have la...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Says The Highly Erotic Photos of Her Were Meant For John Mayer Only

Katy Perry Says The Highly Erotic Photos of Her Were Meant For John Mayer Only

RENO, Nevada - Katy Perry was visiting an old friend in Reno when she was asked about the recent erotic photos that have been posted on the Internet. Perry looked at the snapshots and was taken aback. She said that her boyfriend, John "The Player"...

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Funny story: Katy Perry's Friends Warn Her: Stay Away From "Player" Mayer

Katy Perry's Friends Warn Her: Stay Away From "Player" Mayer

BEVERLY HILLS - Katy Perry and her smug boyfriend of four months John Mayer have been seen house hunting in the L.A. area. The 28-year-old Perry has fallen head-over-heels for the man known as "Player" Mayer. John has a history of being the Lef...

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Funny story: Katy Perry and John Mayer Told To Lower The Mattress Merriment Decibels

Katy Perry and John Mayer Told To Lower The Mattress Merriment Decibels

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Well it sure does look like Katy Perry has finally and completely gotten over her divorce from Russell "Sniffles" Brand. The I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It singer has been going at it hot and heavy with none other than the walking...

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Funny story: American Idol Offers Katy Perry $20 Million

American Idol Offers Katy Perry $20 Million

HOLLYWOOD - Katy Perry is still heartbroken at having been dumped by John "The Player" Mayer but American Idol has just waved 20 million reasons in front of her that should at least put a bit of a smile on her pretty face. Reports out of the Left...

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Funny story: Katy Perry and John Mayer Are History

Katy Perry and John Mayer Are History

LOS ANGELES - There is no male in Tinsel Town who has a worse reputation for being a Love 'em and Leave 'em jerk than John "The Player" Mayer. Mayer who is perhaps noted more for being a proponent of The Slam Bam Thank You Ma'am School of Romance...

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Funny story: John Mayer Lusting For Rihanna

John Mayer Lusting For Rihanna

SAN FRANCISCO - Singer John Mayer was recently in San Francisco taking a tour of Alcatraz Prison. He related to Tittle Tattle Tonight that he has always been fascinated by the old prison which shut down in 1963, due to an infestation of vampire bats.

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Funny story: Thanks To Her Bare Bottom Photo, Katy Perry Has Received 873 Marriage Proposals

Thanks To Her Bare Bottom Photo, Katy Perry Has Received 873 Marriage Proposals

LOS ANGELES - Ryan Seacrest has just remarked on his L.A. radio show that he thinks that Katy Perry may just have broken the record for the most marriage proposals in 48 hours. He disclosed that he had spoken with the ex-Mrs. Russell Brand and she...

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Funny story: Katy Perry and John Mayer - So Who's Using Who?

Katy Perry and John Mayer - So Who's Using Who?

WEST HOLLYWOOD - As the black Ferrari sped away from the exquisite Café Le French Fry into the Tinsel Town night reporters and paparazzi were left quite puzzled. The question that they were asking each other regarding John Mayer and Katy Perry was...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston's Shocking Revelation - She's Leaving Tinsel Town To Concentrate On Her Relationship With Justin Theroux

Jennifer Aniston's Shocking Revelation - She's Leaving Tinsel Town To Concentrate On Her Relationship With Justin Theroux

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jennifer Aniston realized that she is 42-years-old and she has not yet attained her goal of once again being a wife. Ever since her then husband Brad Pitt was snatched up by Angelina Jolie and taken across the pond (the Atlantic)...

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