Showing:

Funny satire stories about jesse james

Try another search?

Funny story: Russell Brand Caught Tongue Wrestling With Kat Von D

Russell Brand Caught Tongue Wrestling With Kat Von D

HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand is reportedly still upset that he was not invited to be a special guest of Queen Elizabeth II, during the Summer Olympics in London. Prior to the Olympics, Brand had bragged to his girlfriend Kate Gosselin that he was cer...

Read full story
Funny story: Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Buy Russell Brand's The Blue Tattoo Ranch In Texas

Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Buy Russell Brand's The Blue Tattoo Ranch In Texas

SAN ANTONIO - The young stars of The Vampire Diaries flew into San Antonio to tour the 3,000 acre Blue Tattoo Ranch which is owned by Russell Brand. The beautiful, sprawling, working cattle ranch was originally owned by country legend George Strai...

Read full story
Funny story: Political Facebook - Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck

Political Facebook - Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck

POLITICAL FACEBOOK Glenn Beck: Hey Rush, how the hell are you holding up you big mouth scumbag? 9:03 a.m. Rush Limbaugh: Oh, I guess I'm okay Glenn, considering that so far I have lost 11 of my radio talk show sponsors. 9:07 a.m. Glenn Beck: I know the feeling fat boy believe me. I lost every single one of my sponsors and as you know shortly after that I lost my job and now I'm getting...

Read full story
Funny story: It Appears That Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Could Be Getting Married Pretty Soon

It Appears That Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Could Be Getting Married Pretty Soon

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Just one week ago the two lovebirds known as Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth were really involved in a highly heated discussion about her tattoos. Liam had flat out told her that he wanted for her to get them removed. Miley replie...

Read full story
Funny story: Kat Von D To Host A New Reality Game Show Called, "Celebrity Crotch Tattoos"

Kat Von D To Host A New Reality Game Show Called, "Celebrity Crotch Tattoos"

HOLLYWOOD - One of the most tattooed women in America has just agreed to be the host of her very own reality game show. Kat Von D, the ex-future wife of "Messy" Jesse James spoke with Sangria Wine of TV ClickerWorld and told her that production on...

Read full story
Funny story: Jesse James Finally Admits That He Did Cheat On Kat Von D - But Only With 19 Women!

Jesse James Finally Admits That He Did Cheat On Kat Von D - But Only With 19 Women!

WEST HOLLYWOOD - After weeks and weeks of denial, Jesse James has finally decided to tell the truth. "Messy" Jesse spoke with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and he said that he could not keep it a secret any longer. He confessed that he...

Read full story
Funny story: Lady Gaga States That There Is No Sex Video of Her And Jesse James

Lady Gaga States That There Is No Sex Video of Her And Jesse James

NEW YORK CITY - Lady Gaga recently went shopping for some fruit items which she said will become part of her next costume. She came out of Guido & Giuseppe's Fruit Basket Shop with three papayas, two guavas, two honeydew melons, and an assortm...

Read full story
Funny story: Jesse James Caught Playing 'Tongue Hockey' With Amanda Knox

Jesse James Caught Playing 'Tongue Hockey' With Amanda Knox

WALLA WALLA, Washington - It appears that Jesse James may have gotten over his addiction to Kat Von D. The much tattooed "Messy" Jesse was according to Woody Velcro of Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres caught in the clutches of Amanda Knox parked on a farm...

Read full story
Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Warns Jesse James That He Had Better Keep His Tattooed Hands Off Her New Sexy Girlfriend

Rosie O'Donnell Warns Jesse James That He Had Better Keep His Tattooed Hands Off Her New Sexy Girlfriend

NEW YORK CITY - Rosie O'Donnell just found out that Jesse James and Kat Von D are no longer together again for the third or fourth time this year. She quickly stated that "Messy" Jesse better keep his grungy tattooed hands off of her new girlfrien...

Read full story
Funny story: The Poster Adults For Tattoos Jesse James and Kat Von D's Relationship Is Once Again "Off-Again!"

The Poster Adults For Tattoos Jesse James and Kat Von D's Relationship Is Once Again "Off-Again!"

LONG BEACH - Many medical experts as well as entertainment news agency executives are seriously starting to wonder if perhaps having 30 times more tattoos than a normally tattooed person has something to do with the mental facility that deals with re...

Read full story
Funny story: Sandra Bullock Gets Her Heart Broken Again As Boyfriend Ryan Reynolds Tells Her She Won't Be Hearing Any Wedding Bells

Sandra Bullock Gets Her Heart Broken Again As Boyfriend Ryan Reynolds Tells Her She Won't Be Hearing Any Wedding Bells

AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock has had more ups and downs this past year than Coney Island's Cyclone Roller Coaster. The Hollywood starlet has just about gotten over her heartbreak at the blatant unfaithfulness of her now ex-husband Jesse "Wiener With F...

Read full story
Funny story: Jesse James Divulges That Kat Von D's Sexy Body Is As Tight As A Drum

Jesse James Divulges That Kat Von D's Sexy Body Is As Tight As A Drum

LONG BEACH - Jesse James, the former owner of West Coast Choppers, says that he has finally gotten over the fact that most people in America hate him for breaking the heart of America's sweetheart, his ex-wife Sandra Bullock. Jesse, who said that...

Read full story
Funny story: Kat Von D's Show 'LA Ink' Gets Cancelled But She Gets Back Together With Jesse James

Kat Von D's Show 'LA Ink' Gets Cancelled But She Gets Back Together With Jesse James

WEST HOLLYWOOD - One of America's most tattooed women has admitted that this summer has been one hell of an emotional roller coaster ride for her. Kat Von D, 29, recently spoke with Tequila Tallyho of Left Coast Mirror Magazine at a local Gunfight...

Read full story
Funny story: Sandra Bullock Has Confessed To Being A Closet "Snuff Dipper" AKA "Tobacco Chewer"

Sandra Bullock Has Confessed To Being A Closet "Snuff Dipper" AKA "Tobacco Chewer"

HOLLYWOOD - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that Sandra Bullock appears to have taken up a habit that can only be described as downright disgusting. According to Hollywood Innuendo reporter Missy Wonderbox, the Oscar winning actress has admitted...

Read full story
Funny story: Kat Von D Dumps Jesse James Due To His Shameless Frolicking With "Another Woman"

Kat Von D Dumps Jesse James Due To His Shameless Frolicking With "Another Woman"

LOS ANGELES - It appears that tattoos somehow may be directly related to cheating, infidelity, alley-catting, and your basic unfaithfulness 101. The ink-blotched fairy tale romance between the ex-Mr. Sandra Bullock, aka Jesse James, aka "Messy" Je...

Read full story
Funny story: Kat Von D Gets Fat to Hide Jesse James Tattooed Face

Kat Von D Gets Fat to Hide Jesse James Tattooed Face

Supporting the urban truth that accepting a tattoo of your lover signals the end of a relationship, Jesse James has split from L.A. Ink Star Kat Von D following her recent acceptance of a full facial tattoo of James on her belly. Von D has reportedl...

Read full story
Funny story: Sandra Bullock Says She Loves George Clooney's Sense of Humor, Clooney Says He Loves Bullock's Lips

Sandra Bullock Says She Loves George Clooney's Sense of Humor, Clooney Says He Loves Bullock's Lips

SAN TROPEZ, France - George Clooney and Sandra Bullock have long been long time friends and that friendship now seems to be blossoming nicely into something seductively stronger. Sandra recently rushed to George's side after he ended his two year...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more