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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson get scared straight

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson get scared straight

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were booked in the Los Angles county jail for drunk driving. Lohan complains that jail is an alien world filled with unspeakable horrors. Upon entering jail Lohan says she was photographed and then transferred to...

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Funny story: Police advisory: Upsetting them still a crime

Police advisory: Upsetting them still a crime

Washington, DC - Retired Police Chief Henry Himmler, recently appointed spokesman for the North American Main Bureau of Law Agencies (NAMBLA), held a press conference this morning where he expressed concern about the upswing in "attitude" amongst the...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Arrested For Emulating Paris Hilton

Lindsay Lohan Arrested For Emulating Paris Hilton

Pathetic actress Lindsay Lohan has been arrested in California by Santa Monica police on suspicion of trying to emulate celebrity heiress Paris Hilton, who was sent to jail recently for a pitifully short time...

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Funny story: Blackstone To Buy Paris Hilton

Blackstone To Buy Paris Hilton

US private equity group Blackstone has agreed a $26billion all-cash deal to buy celebrity heiress and former jailbird Paris Hilton, in news announced yesterday.

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Funny story: Newsreader 'Blazing' In Paris Hilton Protest

Newsreader 'Blazing' In Paris Hilton Protest

A US newsreader has attempted to set fire to herself in a protest against having to read out news about celebrity jailbird Paris Hilton ahead of the war in Iraq.

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Shocker IQ--180!

Jessica Simpson Shocker IQ--180!

(Hollywood--CA) In front of a gathering of reporters at the Regent-Beverly Wilshire hotel, Jessica Simpson calmly said: "I'm about to drop a bomb." After a second, there was a loud windbreak. "And now the news. I have a 180 I.Q.&q...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Walks Oddly From Jail

Paris Hilton Walks Oddly From Jail

Paris Hilton, the celebrity jailbird heiress, was released from custody this morning, to a tumultuous welcome from ...well...hardly anyone really.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton announces new television series

Paris Hilton announces new television series

(Los Angeles, CA) Media whore Paris Hilton has announced her upcoming reality series "Bitches Behind Bars" to air on the FOX channel this Fall.

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Funny story: Natalie Reid paid to do Paris Hilton jail time!

Natalie Reid paid to do Paris Hilton jail time!

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Diagnosed As "Insane"

Paris Hilton Diagnosed As "Insane"

Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton was back behind bars last night after one of the most amazing turnarounds in American legal history.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Has Wrong Size Electronic Tag

Paris Hilton Has Wrong Size Electronic Tag

Paris Hilton, released from jail yesterday on the orders of a doctor, will today return to custody so that she can receive a proper fitting for her new bracelet.

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Funny story: "Love to be Little" Movement Sweeps the U. S.

"Love to be Little" Movement Sweeps the U. S.

Ever since a judge in Nebraska granted an offender parole instead of jail time because he was too "short" to survive in jail, many Americans are eager to achieve a short stature any way they can. For Barry Break-in, who has served jail ti...

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