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Funny story: The Missing Sock Problem

The Missing Sock Problem

For several decades, Secular Humanists have been brainwashing public schoolchildren with the godless, atheistic theory of evolution. Meanwhile, the scientific establishment has been engaged in a massive conspiracy to keep the truth about evolution fr...

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Funny story: Stephen Hawking becomes the voice of Intelligent Design

Stephen Hawking becomes the voice of Intelligent Design

Professor Stephen Hawking has agreed to become the voice of Intelligent Design yesterday. Speaking through a computerised voice box, Hawking was enthusiastic about what ID stands for. "Intelligent Design has so much going for it," said Hawking.

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Funny story: Kansas schools to teach Intelligent Counting as an alternative to arithmetic

Kansas schools to teach Intelligent Counting as an alternative to arithmetic

TOPEKA, Kansas - In a move that has been met with praise from conservatives and criticism from mathematicians, the Kansas State Board of Education voted to add Intelligent Counting to its elementary school curriculum on Friday. Idi Ottick, spoke...

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Funny story: Devolution in action!

Devolution in action!

Puzzled evolutionists are getting splinters in their fingers as they scratch their heads at science' latest finding. An insect known as a 'treehopper' has decided to turn back the clock, and grow three sets of wings!!!! Evolutionists tell the s...

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Funny story: The Unwitting Designer in Intelligent Design turns out to be people

The Unwitting Designer in Intelligent Design turns out to be people

In a remarkable turn of events, it transpires that humanity is tailoring the biosphere of Earth, proving once and for all that they are the designers mooted by the sham-science, scaremongering, opiate for the unimaginative: Intelligent Design communi...

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Funny story: Intelligent Design finally reveal the identity of the Designer: Chuck Norris

Intelligent Design finally reveal the identity of the Designer: Chuck Norris

The Discovery Institute, the secret headquarters of James Bond's biggest foe, Intelligent Design, has revealed that the designer in their theory is Chuck Norris. William Behe, the evil genius mastermind behind Intelligent Design, believes he is th...

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Funny story: The Discovery Institute want 'Science' removed from the dictionary

The Discovery Institute want 'Science' removed from the dictionary

The Discovery Institute, having failed to have Intelligent (*cough* Creationism *cough*) Design taught in schools, has instead requested that the word 'science' is removed from every English dictionary. "It is an affront," said Bill Dembski, the n...

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Funny story: Discovery Institute accidentally propose evolution by natural selection

Discovery Institute accidentally propose evolution by natural selection

The Discovery Institute, the headquarters of militant wing of the Creationist movement, Intelligent Design, have accidentally proposed evolution by natural selection. William Behe, the man behind irreducible complexity (that postulates if you take...

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Funny story: The origin of the Intelligently Designed Species

The origin of the Intelligently Designed Species

God woke up one morning, well, it would have been a morning, had he invented them. "Light!" he said, and so it was. "That's better. I can see where I am going now." God wanted something different for breakfast on this, he cast around for a new word to describe everything with light in it. He wanted something different for breakfast on this day. That was the word he needed. But what to have?...

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Funny story: SuperGod to Replace God

SuperGod to Replace God

After months of anxious speculation last night saw the announcement that a SuperGod is officially set to replace God when he is decommissioned later in the year. She will be known as The Big G, and after undergoing rigorous trials in the US she w...

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Funny story: William A. Dembski switches allegiance from intelligent design

William A. Dembski switches allegiance from intelligent design

William A. Dembski, one of the leading lights of Intelligent Design has renounced the ideological religious movement to return to the bosom of science, and all it took was a small rock. "One of the reasons I couldn't believe in evolution," said De...

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Funny story: Intelligent Design handbook

Intelligent Design handbook

There are a number of points to remember when arguing the case for Intelligent Design. In the most cases you will be discussing ID with non-scientists. When discussing ID with anybody with even a rudimentary scientific background, remember that you will not be able to convince them that they are incorrect they are too indoctrinated by three hundred years of scientific advances. Instead remember th...

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Funny story: Sperm show Intelligent Design must be right

Sperm show Intelligent Design must be right

The Intelligent Design movement have finally found convincing evidence that all life on Earth was designed by an omnipotent being: Sperm. "We now not only know that humans were designed by intelligence," said Ray Comfort, author of many significan...

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Funny story: Intelligent Design authors admit their designer is not very intelligent

Intelligent Design authors admit their designer is not very intelligent

Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron, authors of countless books on Intelligent Design and continually on the lecture and interview circuit propounding evidence for the reality of an intelligent designer behind life on Earth have admitted that they have been...

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Funny story: Racism and Genocide Celebrate 150th Birthday. Royal Society Slams Expose: 'Origin of the Feces and the Ascent of the Vidalia Onion'

Racism and Genocide Celebrate 150th Birthday. Royal Society Slams Expose: 'Origin of the Feces and the Ascent of the Vidalia Onion'

One hundred and fifty years ago today science betrayed Sir Isaac Newton and his empirical fact based methodology, assassinated God and embraced the concept of self serving visual evidence. As a direct result Racism, Genocide and Bestiality have flour...

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Funny story: I.Q. of Intelligent Design's Creator Pegged at 78

I.Q. of Intelligent Design's Creator Pegged at 78

After a series of exhaustive tests, researchers at the U.S. Department of Education have found that the "higher being" responsible for Intelligent Design (ID) has an IQ of 78. This number falls within a range signifying "borderline deficiency in inte...

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Funny story: Royal Society Sues for ism Copy Write Infringement in Desperate Attempt to Remain Solvent

Royal Society Sues for ism Copy Write Infringement in Desperate Attempt to Remain Solvent

Warning: This article contains intelligent design and may not suit your hunger for sex and celebrity trash. In a seemingly desperate action to maintain funding for the self proclaimed world center of science the Royal Society has filed suit in ev...

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