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Funny story: Scientists on the verge of making sense

Scientists on the verge of making sense

Scientists at Harvard Medical School are beginning to unravel the mystery of making sense. In a ground-breaking project headed by Professor Edith Nash, a wide cross-section of people was tested for evidence of sense, or lack thereof. "By under...

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Funny story: Superhero study: very revealing

Superhero study: very revealing

In the largest study of its kind, indeed, the only study of its kind ever carried out, the Marvellous Applied Comic Knowledge course at Milton Keynes university has discovered a remarkable correlation between superheroes. The better their super po...

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Funny story: Highly Intelligent Apes Discovered

Highly Intelligent Apes Discovered

London, England. In breaking news scientists have discovered a colony of apes in a remote region of Zimbabwe, not previously sighted by human life. The apes were decidedly cleverer than any other ape species and proved to be very adaptive to thei...

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Funny story: There is doubt that Asians are the most intelligent people

There is doubt that Asians are the most intelligent people

The Richard Lynn intelligence test, which states that Asians are the most intelligent race in the world, is in doubt again after a South Korean man crucified himself in front of a mirror. Richard Lynn is a Professor Emeritus of Psychology and is known for his views on racial and ethnic differences. Lynn argues that there are hereditary differences in intelligence based on race and sex. Lynn's...

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Funny story: Are you smart? Take this quiz to find out!

Are you smart? Take this quiz to find out!

Am I smart?:the question everyone worries about. Well, that will change! Take this quiz and you will instantly find out! Are you smart or stupid? Question 1: What is 1+1? a. 2 b. 1 c. 11 Question 2: What question am I on? a. 2 b. Question 2 c. none Question 3: What was Question 1? a. 2 b.What is 1 + 1? c. there was no question 1. Question 4: Is this the last question?...

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Funny story: Why are some humans so stupid?

Why are some humans so stupid?

Some human beings are genetically less intelligent than others because their DNA developed over thousands of years in rich environments filled with vegetation and heavy rain fall. A more challenging environment promotes the development of more intelligent DNA to cope with scarcity and environmental difficulties. In Austin, Texas the police were giving a woman a ticket over a minor traffic viol...

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Funny story: Shock News About Welsh Sheep

Shock News About Welsh Sheep

After 10 years of intensive research, scientists at Cambridge University have discovered that sheep are not nearly as stupid as previously believed. "The public's perception may have always been that these animals are inherently dumb, but our stud...

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Funny story: Mexicans have the lowest intelligence in the world

Mexicans have the lowest intelligence in the world

Gerald Fryer, an MSU zoologist, who has written several books on how to space walk inside your bedroom by turning off the lights and trotting up and down on your bed, announced at a press conference that Mexicans had the lowest intelligence in the wo...

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Funny story: Smart phone passes the Turing Test

Smart phone passes the Turing Test

A Nokia N97 has become the first computerised device to pass the Turing test. The Turing test pits a computer against a human in conversation with a human adjudicator, and the human adjudicator has to determine which the computer is, and which the...

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Funny story: Asians May Not Be Intelligent After All

Asians May Not Be Intelligent After All

Asians are once again embarrassing Richard Lynn with their latest brain fart. In the late 1970s, Lynn wrote that Asians had the highest IQ in the human race, but just recently more than 200 Asian children were found with elevated levels of lead in th...

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Funny story: Parrots, India and the physics of Intelligence produces an equation

Parrots, India and the physics of Intelligence produces an equation

Professor Otto Ammon was entranced by the beautiful colors of Amazon parrots and decided to read information on them and then he made the discovery that evolution created arranged marriages for Amazon parrots. Ammon said, "Evolution created this arranged marriage for those parrots through the process of environmental demands and the system of trial and error and the need for living cells to...

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Funny story: Children Who Eat Alpha-Bits Cereal 30% Smarter Than Those Who Don't

Children Who Eat Alpha-Bits Cereal 30% Smarter Than Those Who Don't

Here is another story about your tax dollars being put to good use. A research scientist in Battle Creek, Michigan, home of a couple of the largest cereal manufacturers in the United States, has just concluded a year-long study into the effects certa...

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Funny story: Study: 'Smart-looking glasses' don't make you smart

Study: 'Smart-looking glasses' don't make you smart

WASHINGTON DC - A study released today by the Scientific Analysis Group (SAG) shocked the Optometry business. The study found that 'smart-looking glasses' don't actually make people smarter, and in fact may make them stupider. The study followe...

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Funny story: A New Theory on Female Intelligence

A New Theory on Female Intelligence

Hollywood CA: Social scientists have been trying to correlate female intelligence and body parts for years. The most recent attempt was made by studying two groups of women. The first group consisted of ordinary ladies involved in different types...

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Funny story: Egghead Attacked By Spoon Wielding Maniac

Egghead Attacked By Spoon Wielding Maniac

Britain's most intelligent man, Bolero McSwansong from Swansea was recovering at home this morning after being inexplicably assaulted by a strange man armed with a soup spoon. The incident occurred at 01:30am this morning as McSwansong emerged fro...

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Funny story: Dolphins Prove To Be Smartest Creatures On Planet - Maybe They Are Studying Us.

Dolphins Prove To Be Smartest Creatures On Planet - Maybe They Are Studying Us.

New Zealand scientists have proven that it is another mammal other than man that is the smartest creature on earth. Recent evidence has convinced them that the dolphin uses the most brain cells and not his distant relative the homo sapien. The Kiw...

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Funny story: Bigger Breasts Not A Sign Of Intelligence

Bigger Breasts Not A Sign Of Intelligence

Women with larger breasts are not more intelligent than their flat chested counterparts according to a $10,000,000 government funded study carried out by the University of Georgia. Accademics discovered that there was no corrilation between a woma...

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