Showing:

Funny satire stories about insurance

Try another search?

Al Gore 'Hot' After Being Denied Insurance Against "Spontaneous Human Combustion!"

Funny story: Al Gore 'Hot' After Being Denied Insurance Against "Spontaneous Human Combustion!"

Al Gore denounced all insurance companies today after it was revealed he has been denied medical and life insurance against "Spontaneous Human Combustion" based on the determination he suffers from a 'pre existing condition' according to a spokesman...

Read full story View 'Al Gore 'Hot' After Being Denied Insurance Against "Spontaneous Human Combustion!"'

Gilbert Gottfried Has Just Joined Bernie Madoff and Governor Scott Walker As The Three Most Hated Men In America

Funny story: Gilbert Gottfried Has Just Joined Bernie Madoff and Governor Scott Walker As The Three Most Hated Men In America

WEST COVINA, California - Sitting in his apartment in West Covina, Gilbert Gottfried, the voice of the Aflack Duck, was shocked to hear that he has been fired by the insurance giant. Gottfried had what many consider to be the easiest job in the hi...

Read full story View 'Gilbert Gottfried Has Just Joined Bernie Madoff and Governor Scott Walker As The Three Most Hated Men In America'

Couples Urged To Take Out Wedding Insurance

Funny story: Couples Urged To Take Out Wedding Insurance

Urgent advice has been issued to couples planning their wedding. The Financial Ombudsman Service is making a national appeal to ensure that insurance is taken out in case something goes wrong and the event is ruined. For less than 1% of the tot...

Read full story View 'Couples Urged To Take Out Wedding Insurance'

70 Stone man sues God

Funny story: 70 Stone man sues God

The worlds heaviest man, Tiny Rolsafat, is making history by bringing a law suit against the Church of England. If the Law Lords find in favour of Mr Rolsafat it could open the flood gates for billions of pounds in claims from the general public.

Read full story View '70 Stone man sues God'

Geico Gecko Accidentally Shot by State Farm's Mr. Mayhem

Funny story: Geico Gecko Accidentally Shot by State Farm's Mr. Mayhem

Los Angeles, Ca. - Apparently the Geico Gecko and Mr. Mayhem cannot go out drinking on the town together without causing a stir. Police and medical units were called to 545 W. Hollywood yesterday evening when a passerby witnessed a scuffle nearby,...

Read full story View 'Geico Gecko Accidentally Shot by State Farm's Mr. Mayhem'

New study shows Meerkats cannot use the Internet

Funny story: New study shows Meerkats cannot use the Internet

Myth, legend and now folly surround the rituals of meerkats, as a new study firmly slams the browser shut on their on line behaviour. The study was commissioned by 67 yr old Arthur Jones of Ribblesthwaite Road, Ostwaldtwistle, Lancashire who was f...

Read full story View 'New study shows Meerkats cannot use the Internet'

Two Words that Will Cost You

Funny story: Two Words that Will Cost You

For some, it's a nervous tic, for others, a religious imperative, but for one woman, two simple words cost her her life savings. "Looking back I can see I shouldn't have said 'I'm sorry,' but I felt so bad for the girl. I saw her fly off her bik...

Read full story View 'Two Words that Will Cost You'

Insurance industry enters 'death spiral'

Funny story: Insurance industry enters 'death spiral'

The legacy of a government obsessed with hammering the motorist is that up to one in four motorists don't bother with insurance. There are multiple benefits to this depending on how criminally daring the motorist is. Having no insurance saves £10K...

Read full story View 'Insurance industry enters 'death spiral''

Paul the Psychic Octopus' Tentacles Insured for $1 million each

Funny story: Paul the Psychic Octopus' Tentacles Insured for $1 million each

Anonymous businessmen from Spain have taken out a professional insurance policy on each one of Paul, the Psychic Octopus' tentacles to the tune of $8 million total to ensure that no harm comes to them before the World Cup Final Match on Sunday. Al...

Read full story View 'Paul the Psychic Octopus' Tentacles Insured for $1 million each'

Frank's Housing Fix Has Insurance Co's "Fired Up"

Funny story: Frank's Housing Fix Has Insurance Co's "Fired Up"

"If I Can't Sell Your House, I'll Burn It Down!" and that's a Chad Frank Promise! Chicago, IL- It's 9am Thursday morning and dozens of people have gathered at the Holiday Inn Conference Center anxiously waiting to hear from Chad Frank and his "ho...

Read full story View 'Frank's Housing Fix Has Insurance Co's "Fired Up"'

"They're the jeans I would have bought...blah, blah, blah"

Funny story: "They're the jeans I would have bought...blah, blah, blah"

A leading car insurer has been censured for telling drivers that 'It pays to be confused.' Edmund Knight of the AA commented - "Confused driving certainly does not pay unless you like hospitals and funerals. A new pair of jeans is probably the lea...

Read full story View '"They're the jeans I would have bought...blah, blah, blah"'

Man in Hiding After Insurance Company Pays Entire Hospital Bill-By Mistake

Funny story: Man in Hiding After Insurance Company Pays Entire Hospital Bill-By Mistake

There is a man from Pennsylvania out there right now who is minus an appendix, but not his hard-earned savings. He wishes to remain anonymous but says he feels like he just won the lottery. He just found out that the $43,000 hospital bill, of which h...

Read full story View 'Man in Hiding After Insurance Company Pays Entire Hospital Bill-By Mistake'

Michael Parker Pen & The Your Going to Die Plan

Funny story: Michael Parker Pen & The Your Going to Die Plan

Daytime television its a nightmare when it comes to the commercial break because your sure to see that ad with Michael Parkinson, or should that be Michael Parker Pen, because he offers you a free parker pen as you long as you give them money till th...

Read full story View 'Michael Parker Pen & The Your Going to Die Plan'

American Idol Adam Lambert Insures Crotch for $100 Million

Funny story: American Idol Adam Lambert Insures Crotch for $100 Million

Los Angeles, CA - A top London insurers. perhaps best known for its unusual insurance policies on various body parts of the rich and famous, including Tina Turner's legs, Celine Dion's vocal chords, and burlesque stripper, Tempest Storm's breasts, ha...

Read full story View 'American Idol Adam Lambert Insures Crotch for $100 Million'

Thousands of Home Owner Policies Cancelled in Florida

Funny story: Thousands of Home Owner Policies Cancelled in Florida

An Insurance Company has just announced that they are canceling thousands of home owner policies in Florida. The reason: "Hurricanes are a pre-existing condition in Florida." A spokesman said: "These people knew that hurricanes were a pre-existing...

Read full story View 'Thousands of Home Owner Policies Cancelled in Florida'

Skinny smokers are laughing at you fatties

Funny story: Skinny smokers are laughing at you fatties

Every City, U.S.A. - Up until the eighties it was the glory days for smokers. Ash trays on every desk, ash trays outside of elevators, doctors walking through hospitals smoking, planes, trains, buses...it was a thing of beauty. However, nothing t...

Read full story View 'Skinny smokers are laughing at you fatties'

Elderly man sells life insurance to bank...receives loaded thirty-eight by UPS

A Louisberg resident sold his life insurance policy to the Rob-u-quick Bank last month after seeing the ads on TV targeted to seniors. Mr. T. J. Mc Corkle of Louisburg, NC and his wife of forty-seven years were having a hard time living on their smal...

Read full story View 'Elderly man sells life insurance to bank...receives loaded thirty-eight by UPS'

A New Type Of Nazi Puts On Massive Nuremberg Rallies!

Funny story: A New Type Of Nazi Puts On Massive Nuremberg Rallies!

Insurance companies united today in an effort to soundly defeat Obama's threat to their huge investments by taking over the staging of town hall forums themselves. They have symbolically chosen Nuremberg, Germany as an experiment for their first majo...

Read full story View 'A New Type Of Nazi Puts On Massive Nuremberg Rallies!'

Breaking news…

Fake Friend

Surprise, surprise! Apparently, Omarosa was Trump’s fake friend. This is definitely sad.
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
67 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more