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Shakespeare plays were actually written by Tara Palmer Tomkinson

Funny story: Shakespeare plays were actually written by Tara Palmer Tomkinson

In a major interview in a major newspaper today, it was revealed that the entire works of William Shakespeare were actually ghost written by philanthropist, socialite and Dean of the Faculty of Make Up, Lipstick and over-priced Fashion at University...

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More young people aspiring to be idiots

Teens nowadays are looking more and more toward idiocy as a viable career choice. "It's like those reality shows" stated one teen who only referred to himself as "The Retention." "You can't be smart and be on those, yet look at the money those pe...

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National Weather Service Issues Idiot Warning for Most of U.S.

Funny story: National Weather Service Issues Idiot Warning for Most of U.S.

Tracking temperatures well into the 90's across the United States, with some regions topping 100 degrees Fahrenheit, the National Weather Service has decided to escalate their normal advisory up to an "Idiot Warning" for the next two days. Advis...

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Justin Bieber Gets Chat-Up Tips From Robert Pattinson

Funny story: Justin Bieber Gets Chat-Up Tips From Robert Pattinson

Twilight Titan Robert Pattinson is certainly a hit with the ladies. So is Tousle-Topped Poppet Prince of Pop Justin Bieber. Both Robert Pattinson and Justin Bieber, then, are hits with the ladies. We asked Hollywood Gossip Guru Gutsi S Vermont about the sex appeal of both Robert Pattinson and Justin Bieber. "Yes, I would agree", said Gutsi S Vermont. "Both Robert Pattinson and Justin Bieber...

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All Muslims Sent to Labour Camps

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Jingoism Act was passed by Congress today, limited the citizenship of Muslims, and eventually, resulting in their transference to work camps on the outskirts of major metropolitan areas. "Pisslam," said a Republican, "is a c...

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Newcastle Univesity Researchers Have Found Rudolph Safe and Well Inside a Brain

Funny story: Newcastle Univesity Researchers Have Found Rudolph Safe and Well Inside a Brain

"A close-up image of a blood vessel in the brain has amazed scientists with its likeness to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. When stories reached researchers at the world renowned 'Newcastle University', that Rudolph was missing, they gathered in t...

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Mohamed Osman Mohamud Possibly Stupidists Human Being On Earth

Funny story: Mohamed Osman Mohamud Possibly Stupidists Human Being On Earth

Mohamed Osman Mohamud, was arrested Friday for attempting to detonate a fake van bomb at a Christmas tree lighting ceremony in Oregan. Mohamud had been under surveillance for 5 months by the FBI when the government was tipped off that he intended...

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American Bible Belt to Form New Nation

Funny story: American Bible Belt to Form New Nation

DALLAS, TX - A consortium of the southern states has split off from the United States of America. The new country will be accepted into the United Nations, and will be named the Union Provinces of Christ or the UPC. This will reduced the numbe...

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British justice saves the day by molly-coddling yobs! Evil teenage thugs who tortured helpless autistic boy for 17 days released by judge because they "said sorry"

Funny story: British justice saves the day by molly-coddling yobs! Evil teenage thugs who tortured helpless autistic boy for 17 days released by judge because they "said sorry"

The evidence was there for all to see. A gang of 3 evil teens - used a mobile phone to film themselves carrying out depraved assaults on their 17-year-old autistic victim - who suffers from Asperger's syndrome. In a sickening spree of violence the...

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Proposition to Ban Being an Idiot Gaining Momentum

Propositions to ban being an idiot have been gaining ground in all 50 US states. This grass roots movement started with one man named Jerry NoDunces from Kansas, who grew tired of the increasing number of idiots that have grown in the US, especially...

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Pastor Behind Qur'an Burning Controversy Moving his Church to Guyana

Funny story: Pastor Behind Qur'an Burning Controversy Moving his Church to Guyana

Terry Jones, Pastor of the Dove World Outreach Center in Gainesville, Florida has announced today that he is moving his church to a more hospitable location. Jones claims that due to the firestorm of controversy that was blown way out of proportio...

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Koran Burning Protesters Burn Down Christian School in Indian Kashmir

President Obama is caught in the middle of the clash of religions between Christianity and Islam. He is forming an alliance with moderate Saudi Arabia, Jordan, Egypt and the Gulf States against radical extremist Iran and Syria. 70% of Americans oppos...

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Afghanistan People Chant Death to America over Koran Burning?

Dr. Rev. Terry Jones decided to burn 200 Korans on 9/11 to get out the message that the Koran caused 9/11. For most Americans this seemed hard to believe because despite 9/11 and spending 5 trillion dolars fighting wars in Muslim Afghanistan and Musl...

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Now that mad, controlling 'Christian' pastor has been muzzled, time for moderate Muslims to do the same to 'mad, controlling, hateful evil Islamist fundamentalist' clerics

Funny story: Now that mad, controlling 'Christian' pastor has been muzzled, time for moderate Muslims to do the same to 'mad, controlling, hateful evil Islamist fundamentalist' clerics

So-called 'Christian' Pastor Terry Jones has been consigned to the dung heap of stupidity - where he rightfully belongs. The man was an idiot from the get-go but was given his 15 minutes of fame and place in history thanks to the salivating media pa...

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The Terry Jones/Alamo Conspiracy

Funny story: The Terry Jones/Alamo Conspiracy

Nine years ago to the day, a new publishing house was created. Alamo Publications opened their doors for the first time in New York. We all know the story of the fort in Texas, the Alamo, which is forever etched in American history. However, what is...

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Donny Deutsch Offers to Buy All Korans at Burning Event

Funny story: Donny Deutsch Offers to Buy All Korans at Burning Event

Not wanting to be outdone by his pal Donald Trump, Donny Deutsch offered today to purchase all the Korans that would be burned for the price paid plus 26 percent. As part of the bid, any new Koran would be kept at least five blocks from the World...

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New York Imam tells Pastor Jones "You've been punked!"

Funny story: New York Imam tells Pastor Jones "You've been punked!"

Pastor Terry Jones of Dove World Outreach Center in Gainesville, Florida, who called off a controversial Koran burning event to be held on the 9th anniversary of the 9/11 terrorist atrocity in return for an assurance by the New York Imam, Feisal Abdu...

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Kanye West Apologizes for Quran Burning Preacher

Funny story: Kanye West Apologizes for Quran Burning Preacher

Kanye West has just posted his 1,000,001st apologetic tweet this morning. This time, he unselfishly put himself aside to apologize for Terry Jones, the Apostolic pastor from Gainesville, Florida who is threatening and then not threatening and then th...

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