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Funny story: Apple launches iPhone 6 with holographic Caller ID Image

Apple launches iPhone 6 with holographic Caller ID Image

Cupertino, California - A full-screen sized hologram of Caller Identity Images will be popping up each time Apple's swish new all-bells-and-whistles iPhone 6 gets an incoming or makes an outgoing call. And a new voice-over feature will see hologr...

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Funny story: "Toilet texter" ruins iPhone

"Toilet texter" ruins iPhone

25-year-old Richard Soothbeam is embroiled in a unique contract dispute with Vodafone after he forgot to take his phone out of his right hand and replace it with toilet paper before cleaning himself. Richard, 'a scruncher' in 99% of cases accordin...

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Funny story: Man Cheats On Wife With iPhone's Siri

Man Cheats On Wife With iPhone's Siri

After two children, one dog, and three cars, Raymond Jones (42) of Niagara Falls, NY has filed for divorce from his wife of 12 years Rebecca (37). In the fall of 2013 the eligible (for an upgraded cell phone) Raymond went to his local AT&T sto...

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Funny story: The iPhone TaskForce Sets Sail From Tokyo

The iPhone TaskForce Sets Sail From Tokyo

Tokyo (STT News) - A new iPhone case that is set to take the world by storm was unveiled today at the Smartphones Rule the World hardware convention in Tokyo. It's called the 'TaskForce' and it has already pushed aside the much-heralded TaskOne case...

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Funny story: Unable to change her profile picture on Facebook for 8 days, girl goes into depression

Unable to change her profile picture on Facebook for 8 days, girl goes into depression

Mumbai: Late last evening, Simran Kanodia, a 19 year old girl was admitted to Dr. Shrink Hospital and is being treated for depression apparently induced from the pain of not being able to change her profile picture on Facebook for 8 days. Your fea...

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Funny story: Apple Unveils iPhone 5-Z Targeted at the Niche Zombie Market

Apple Unveils iPhone 5-Z Targeted at the Niche Zombie Market

In a private after-party hosted after the public event on September 10 in its Cupertino, California headquarters, mobile phone company Apple's CEO Tim Cook unveiled the latest in the iPhone 5 lineup, a mobile phone made specifically for Zombies. "App...

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Funny story: Senior Citizens in WI learns about iPhone

Senior Citizens in WI learns about iPhone

Aug 2, 2013, was a historic day in Ashland, WI, when seniors in a breakfast diner learned about the iPhone. The story of an iPhone in the diner was quite a shock to the local retired residents. "What's an iPhone?", asked George Bodin. The you...

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Funny story: The term 'Smart Phone' is no longer acceptable

The term 'Smart Phone' is no longer acceptable

After a meeting at the World Technology Conference in Milan, mobile cell phone companies are urging customers to stop using the phrase 'smart phone' to describe touch screen phones. "These phones are pretty smart," said Nokia boss, Samuel Sung. "H...

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Funny story: Want to know your personality? There's an app for that!

Want to know your personality? There's an app for that!

In the bad old days of psychotherapy, the therapist would feel the skull and determine a personality from the various bumps and ridges over the cranium. "The theory," said Mac Buck, editor of App World! magazine, "is that the brain's various cont...

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Funny story: Oregon Woman Arrested For Trying To Trade Elderly Aunt For An iPhone

Oregon Woman Arrested For Trying To Trade Elderly Aunt For An iPhone

EUGENE, Oregon - Local authorities in Eugene are reporting that they have taken a woman into custody and bail has been set at $700,000. Early Friday, Eugene police were called to an address on Lumberjack Lane after getting a call that a woman had...

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Funny story: iPhone 6 images leaked - will it be a winner?

iPhone 6 images leaked - will it be a winner?

Apple have gone back to basics with their latest offering in the iPhone stable. "We've redesigned the whole phone," said Anne Summers, head of research and development. "We went to the people and asked them what they wanted." In hindsight, the...

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Funny story: New iPhone to adjust user volume

New iPhone to adjust user volume

The latest iPhone has been announced with a number of features to adjust both ringtone and user volume according to the surroundings. A novel app now allows for an airbag to be deployed when the speaker reaches an innapropriate threshold when barking...

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Funny story: Which lane to choose? There's an app for that

Which lane to choose? There's an app for that

Everybody has sat on a motorway, looking at the other lanes all moving faster, only for them to slam to a stop the moment you change lanes into them. If only it was possible to predict which lane was the fastest, people could shave seconds off their...

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Funny story: Eyesight failing? There's an app for that

Eyesight failing? There's an app for that

Opticians have long been the only place you can go to when you realise that the reason you keep bumping in to stuff is that you need glasses. Normally, most people continue to bump into stuff rather than get glasses for vanity reasons. Some continue...

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Funny story: Cardiac arrest? There's an app for that

Cardiac arrest? There's an app for that

One of the major causes of death among men aged between below twenty-five and above eighty-two is cardiac arrest, more commonly known as a heart attack. Nearly one in every one people will at some point in their lives, die of a stopped heart. With...

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Funny story: Parachute failed to open? There's an app for that

Parachute failed to open? There's an app for that

There are a wealth of Life Logging Apps that record your every waking thought, view and conversation. But what about Death Logging Apps? "There's a remarkable lack of death related apps," said App World! editor Mac Buck. "Stepping into this void i...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber song brings woman back from dead

Justin Bieber song brings woman back from dead

Apparently cats aren't the only ones with nine lives. A woman in Kansas is lucky to be alive after dying eight times, and credits Justin Bieber for bringing her back. Marlene Wilson, 44, of Great Bend, Kansas, had been cleaning a hunting rifle...

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