The iPad 2 is due out soon, and many are wondering what Apple can add to the oversized iPhone 4 that isn't already in it. However a sneak peak at Apple's patents pending reveals more than the tight lipped techno boffins in Silicon Valley ever could.
It's a New York tradition. Well-known newcomers to the city often have sandwiches named after them at the world-famous Carnegie Deli. So this week, in honor of the rumored introduction of the Apple iPad 2 on Wednesday, the Carnegie has announc...
Does your baby scream like a banshee when you're on the computer trying to get some work done? A nap, bottle, or diaper change may not satisfy little Jack or Janie. What the baby may want is his or her own computer. Sharing isn't all it's crac...
Leading on from this morning's news over on Mashable that the next iPhone and iPad will have a Dual-Core Graphics Chip, we have had confirmation that the new iPad will incorporate a coffee dispenser for use with the iPad Starbucks app. Fanbois wil...
Unable to keep a lid on the secretive and lucrative contract or the development of their newest product, insiders at Apple's marketing department were giddy at the opportunity to feature Ms. Lohan pitching their newest technology, the AnklePod or "AP...
PALO ALTO, CA - Steve Jobs announced that the new iDevice will be on sale for those who truly follow Apple, Inc.. "This device," he said, holding up nothing. "Is only visible, and purchasable for those who believe." Nearly all of the people in the...
"They want it all," Santa complained recently. "Docking stations, outfits (cases, sleeves, skins, and folios), wireless keyboards, games and apps. You name it, they want it." An exhausted Mr. Claus went on to say that the iPads were bold enough...
Redmond, WA--Today Microsoft Corporation announced the launch of it's electronic tablet device the xPad. Replete with all the features and functionality that has made Microsoft a synonym for "inferior" the xPad is intended to compete with Apple's wil...
Stephen Hawking has been stirring it up quite a bit just lately with his denouncing god, preferring Subway to Quiznos, Coke to Pepsi and kicking the living shit out of Alex Reid by running him over with his electric powered charabang in a cage fight.
Having had much success with the iPod, iPhone and more recently the iPad, the technology to money firm has introduced the latest gadget in its iWant range of otherwise live-without gadgets. The new iRon is a speciality domestic unit produced for w...
The Apple i-Pad, launched in May, is arguably the most coveted gadget today. Even with a starting price of £429, over 600,000 units are expected to have been sold by the end of this year. The tablet-sized computer sold out in the UK within hours o...
EAST CHINA, MICHIGAN - Don't look now, but do, by all means, hold onto whatever you still can. Because based on the first substantial wave of studies attempting to determine what sort of possible long-term package deal effects might be coming our way, due to the quick ascension of Apple's almighty tablet computer toy, the iPad, any outside-the-box multi-tasking days we were led to believe were ou...
hacksugar beware: Executive dickbags of Apple have strongly stated that iPod and iPad owners are essentially just licensing their operating system, so it is illegal to jailbreak it. "We don't even understand why someone would want to do such a thi...
When Amazon recently announced that it was reducing the price of its electronic reader, the Kindle, to only $189, some cheered and some jeered. Kindles were upset. It was a kick in the teeth to their self-esteem. Apple's iPads, which can also...
Toshiba Unleashes the Product That Will Make You Forget About iPad! The New Libretto W100 from Toshiba answers a question that Netbooks answered two years ago: How do we get the unwashed masses to buy Ultra-Mobile PCs (UMPCs), the computers that m...
Consumers are weighing in on the latest offering from Steve Jobs, Inc., and they are not happy. In a recent marketing survey, 89% of iPad users found that it wasn't any more absorbent than the leading pad. Further, 97% said they continued to have tha...
When former CEO for Commodore, Herbert Jack, was surfing the internet he was amazed at how much his old products were selling for on ebay. "I didn't realize there was still a market for our product," said Mr. Jack. "Now that I know these old prod...
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