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Funny story: All-New Horoscopes From Psycho Bob: New For January 25-31, 2009

All-New Horoscopes From Psycho Bob: New For January 25-31, 2009

Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC) This week you'll be sorry for laughing at those people who tried to warn you not to go to work for that chemical company, no matter how well they paid. Oh you can still laugh, but it'll be out of the other side of your face. Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN) Even though the doctor's report on your feces specimen will turn your hair white, you can take comfort in the fa...

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Funny story: This Week's Horoscopes From Psycho Bob

This Week's Horoscopes From Psycho Bob

Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC) This week you will not only confirm the saying, "He who smelt it, dealt it" but add your own "and also felt it!" Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN) It would be nice to have a close friend to go places with and who would slap you on the back from time to time, like right now while you're choking on that big piece of meat. Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB) Your disagreement...

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Funny story: Your Horoscope : Pisces

Your Horoscope : Pisces

Help with an ethical matter will be forthcoming this week. Follow a friends advice regarding a moral dilemma that has been troubling you for some time. A surprise source of income could come your way. You have discovered that a distant relative has recently been diagnosed with colon cancer and that the prognosis is poor. She is a spinster and has no close relatives. Even better she owns a four...

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Funny story: Your Horoscope : Aquarius

Your Horoscope : Aquarius

Maintain a positive attitude and things will naturally flow your way this week. Tell a few jokes [not the one about the baseball bat and the care home assistant], and keep things light and energetic. You will find that you can multi-task very well, and that you have the built-in ability to make everyone around you smile. Don't shy away from things, move toward them. Put away your self-doubt th...

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Funny story: Your Horoscope : Libra

Your Horoscope : Libra

You certainly are in a strange mood this week, Librans. True, things have been running unusually smoothly for you the past few days, but be careful not to fool yourself. Pride comes before a fall, as they say. With Jupiter's moon's entering Saturn, a Schizophrenic breakdown is a distinct possibilty. However, relax. Recent developments in neuroleptic medications have now reduced the demonic voic...

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Funny story: Your Horoscope : Scorpio

Your Horoscope : Scorpio

There are days when you will feel truly wonderful this week Scorpio. If you are thinking about changing careers my advice to you is 'Go for it'. With the Moon entering Pluto success is virtually guaranteed. I'd go as far as to tell your present boss to stick his job up his fat arse. Similarly, if you are contemplating leaving your partner and kids for that young dental nurse you have been seei...

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Funny story: Your Horoscope : Sagittarius

Your Horoscope : Sagittarius

No matter what you are doing today, have fun with it, dear Sagittarius. Whistle a tune or sing a song. Turn the stereo up to full volume and dance around your kitchen as you make dinner. Remember that you can find amusement in just about anything, even terminal illness, so keep this in mind as you tackle even the most revolting of tasks . You are responsible for your own attitude. If you wanna...

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Funny story: Your Horoscope : Virgo

Your Horoscope : Virgo

First the good news. This week Virgos, you will be offered the trip of a lifetime. A free first class plane ticket and £10,000 cash to travel around the world at your leisure for the next 12 months. The bad news is however you will have to refuse the offer. With global terrorism due to reach it's peak in 2008, it would be total madness to leave your house let alone the country. Sure the Taj Ma...

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Funny story: Your Horoscope : Aries

Your Horoscope : Aries

The once a year visit of the new moon to your partnership chart makes romance a probability. Put more simply, if you play your cards right it should be 'furry beard time' from now till Good Friday. On a more cautious note if you have a best friend called either Ian or Lisa be careful. The wilful planet Saturn is in their cusp and consequently they are more than likely to contract a serious bact...

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Funny story: Adolf Hitler "Totally Blameless" Says Astrologer

Adolf Hitler "Totally Blameless" Says Astrologer

Adolf Hitler, the well-known Taurean, was an innocent bystander and "not responsible for the atrocities he committed during the Second World War", says a leading astrologer who has studied...

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Funny story: Horoscopes all made up

Horoscopes all made up

A controversial study has shown that astrology, and Horoscopes in particular are all made by power crazed elves wanting to change the world.

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Funny story: Astrology Accused of Being a False Science

Astrology Accused of Being a False Science

Andromeda Galaxy (M-31) - Carl Sagan recently traveled to Earth via a worm hole. He stated that he is living comfortably on planet Zicron. He described it as being a peaceful place where common sense rules and the uncrowded population there does no...

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Funny story: Prince William's Girlfriend in Horoscope Horror

Prince William's Girlfriend in Horoscope Horror

Prince William's girlfriend Kate Middleton has settled a complaint against the Daily Mirror newspaper, over an incorrect prediction in their horoscope section.

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