Police in Rhyl say they are looking for an "extremely young girl" after an amusement arcade in the seaside town was terrorised and "taken apart" by a gang of children wearing hooded tops.
The girl in question, who is thought to have been the alleg...
Leftie pinko district judge Mr. Giles Elpinko criticised police and the Crown Prosecution Service for prosecuting a 12-year old boy for throwing a Molotov cocktail at his 71-year old neighbour.
LONDON (Defecated News) - The recent rise in South London seems to have moved in a different direction. Black-on-black shootings have been replaced by Welsh-on-Irish Face Stabbings.
Deranged Conservative leader David Cameroon is said to be taking his latest attempt to appeal to the working classes a step to far after staggering into the Conservative Party Conference swigging a bottle of White Lightning, smoking a roll up...
The latest report published by the Institute of Womb Studies (IWS) suggests that hooded youths are more likely to come from backgrounds where motherly love was either not available or not sufficient.
Controversy was the word of the day as a labour majority pushed through tough new measures to stamp down on the blight of ASBO youths in hoodies.
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