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Bronx Zoo Peacock Discusses Life Over the Fence

Funny story: Bronx Zoo Peacock Discusses Life Over the Fence

The female peacock who escaped from the Bronx Zoo, but was captured after a few days, held a press conference at the zoo today. She said that her freedom was okay while it lasted, but she had always meant it to be just a brief sabbatical. She m...

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Socks And Gloves And Pork Pie Hats

Funny story: Socks And Gloves And Pork Pie Hats

As the world once again finds itself in crisis, with wholesale slaughter going on left, right and centre, there remains a beacon of hope in the stultifying pall of negativity. Fashion guru, Adolph Galileo appears to think he's got the solution.

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Never Mind Another Potential War - Demi Lovato Buys A Pork Pie Hat

Funny story: Never Mind Another Potential War - Demi Lovato Buys A Pork Pie Hat

As Great Britain prepares for military intervention in the Libya crisis, apparently about to send troops and ordnance into the North African state in order to reestablish harmony and stability - PM David "Do Nothing Dave" Cameron has attempted to all...

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'Grey Socks Are Sooo Boring!' Says Designer

Funny story: 'Grey Socks Are Sooo Boring!' Says Designer

Top London sock designer Michael O'Foot today savaged rival sock designers who continue to design grey socks. "Grey socks are sooo boring!" he told the press. "I'm surprised that designers like Julian Hose and Stella McStockingfoot continue to des...

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Colleague Stunned By Spoofer's Headgear Foresight

Funny story: Colleague Stunned By Spoofer's Headgear Foresight

A West London man was recovering with a cup of tea at his desk this afternoon after being shocked by a Spoof-writing colleague's foresight. EIF News & Features stringer, Harry St Bede, was carrying out his normal duties at his office in the Gr...

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Pope Does Wear a Funny Hat, Jury Divines

Funny story: Pope Does Wear a Funny Hat, Jury Divines

(Vatican City) - Papal aficionados have confirmed once and for all that the Pope does indeed "wear a funny hat". The final verdict by the jury of twelve swung convincingly toward the direction of Funny after evidence was produced vis-à-vis a divin...

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Gay Man's Purple Helmet Scares Local Children And Their Mums

Funny story: Gay Man's Purple Helmet Scares Local Children And Their Mums

A gay man from Fort Worth has been accused of frightening local children with his purple helmet. Larry Sabu, 20, allegedly scared the tots as young as 3 years old, when he visited the Abel Rodriguez children's park in the city, for a go on the sli...

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Fedora Named as Official Headwear of England

Funny story: Fedora Named as Official Headwear of England

The U.K. Department for Culture, Media and Sports announced today that it was naming the "Fedora" as the official headwear for all of England. Sir Buxton Balderton of the DCMS also outlined his plans for the eradication of American and French forms...

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Local Man Auctions Frank Sinatra's Pork Pie Hat On The Internet - Wife Furious

Funny story: Local Man Auctions Frank Sinatra's Pork Pie Hat On The Internet - Wife Furious

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock today proudly announced that he was to auction Frank Sinatra's pork pie hat on a well known internet auction site - which E-bay or E-Bay dot disclose, depending on whether he has a cold or dot. But within minutes of t...

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Lady Gaga claims she was Lady Ha Ha

Funny story: Lady Gaga claims she was Lady Ha Ha

Lady Gaga claims that she was laughed at and bullied in school, when she appeared to do her latest sexy photo shoot. GaGa said "School Bullies called me fat and laughed at my appearance". With here eccentric outfits, and outrageous make up now mil...

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Lady Gaga wants Nanny McPhee's hat

Funny story: Lady Gaga wants Nanny McPhee's hat

Lady Gaga, who is alleged to have the worlds biggest collection of hats, is wanting to buy Nanny McPhee's hat to add to her growing collection. After watching the Movie Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang, Lady Gaga is reported to have exclaimed: "I mu...

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Mexico Finally Bans Those Big, Gigantic, Silly-Looking Sombreros

Funny story: Mexico Finally Bans Those Big, Gigantic, Silly-Looking Sombreros

MEXICO CITY - The Republic of Mexico has voted 51 to 49 to ban the use of those humongous oversized hats known as sombreros. A government spokesperson who requested anonymity stated that it is about time that the silly practice of grown men and wo...

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Canada Still America's Hat Despite Olympic Victory

Funny story: Canada Still America's Hat Despite Olympic Victory

Canadians awoke to horror today, discovering that their thrilling Olympic victory over the United States has failed to dislodge their international status as That Hockey Country Just Above America. Experts say that barring the acquisition of nuclear...

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Local Man's Wife Buys Him A Crap Hat

Funny story: Local Man's Wife Buys Him A Crap Hat

Local man Martin Shuttlecock, could barely contain his excitement when wife Anne returned from her customary Saturday shopping extravaganza to announce that she had brought him back a special treat. After helping to unload the family car of myriad...

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Airlines to Charge Fee for Wearing a Hat

Funny story: Airlines to Charge Fee for Wearing a Hat

Following up their success with charging fees for carryone baggage, airlines will be imposing fees on passengers wearing hats. "It's a logical development," said a spokesman Art Farly of the Airline Fee Increase institute. "People who will pay $20...

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Hats Are The Next Big Thing Says Hat Manufacturer

Funny story: Hats Are The Next Big Thing Says Hat Manufacturer

In these recession hit, snowbound, icebound, eggbound days, at last a hint of an economic revival. Milliner (hatmaker - origin from Milanese fancy goods supplier) Charlie Titfer of East London announced that his business was positively booming as...

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Lawsuit: No More Baseball Caps In The NFL

Funny story: Lawsuit: No More Baseball Caps In The NFL

CLEVELAND, Ohio - The age old sports practice of NFL football players wearing a baseball cap on the sidelines and during locker room post game interviews is coming to an end. A Class 1 lawsuit has been filed in the third district appellate court...

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Death For Wearing Hats at Airports

Funny story: Death For Wearing Hats at Airports

In order to make the country safer, U.S. Vice President Dick Chain and a few of his comrades from the orifices of Der Homeland Security are now handing out death sentences for all people at airports wearing hats.

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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