Cries of 'Shame', 'Scandal', 'Wanker' and even worse reverberated around Parliament today after Speaker John Bercow revealed to a shocked House that Suri Cruise had out bid his wife, Sally, for the coveted hat worn by Princess Beatrice at the Royal W...
The female peacock who escaped from the Bronx Zoo, but was captured after a few days, held a press conference at the zoo today. She said that her freedom was okay while it lasted, but she had always meant it to be just a brief sabbatical. She m...
As the world once again finds itself in crisis, with wholesale slaughter going on left, right and centre, there remains a beacon of hope in the stultifying pall of negativity. Fashion guru, Adolph Galileo appears to think he's got the solution.
As Great Britain prepares for military intervention in the Libya crisis, apparently about to send troops and ordnance into the North African state in order to reestablish harmony and stability - PM David "Do Nothing Dave" Cameron has attempted to all...
Top London sock designer Michael O'Foot today savaged rival sock designers who continue to design grey socks. "Grey socks are sooo boring!" he told the press. "I'm surprised that designers like Julian Hose and Stella McStockingfoot continue to des...
A West London man was recovering with a cup of tea at his desk this afternoon after being shocked by a Spoof-writing colleague's foresight. EIF News & Features stringer, Harry St Bede, was carrying out his normal duties at his office in the Gr...
(Vatican City) - Papal aficionados have confirmed once and for all that the Pope does indeed "wear a funny hat". The final verdict by the jury of twelve swung convincingly toward the direction of Funny after evidence was produced vis-à-vis a divin...
A gay man from Fort Worth has been accused of frightening local children with his purple helmet. Larry Sabu, 20, allegedly scared the tots as young as 3 years old, when he visited the Abel Rodriguez children's park in the city, for a go on the sli...
The U.K. Department for Culture, Media and Sports announced today that it was naming the "Fedora" as the official headwear for all of England. Sir Buxton Balderton of the DCMS also outlined his plans for the eradication of American and French forms...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock today proudly announced that he was to auction Frank Sinatra's pork pie hat on a well known internet auction site - which E-bay or E-Bay dot disclose, depending on whether he has a cold or dot. But within minutes of t...
Lady Gaga claims that she was laughed at and bullied in school, when she appeared to do her latest sexy photo shoot. GaGa said "School Bullies called me fat and laughed at my appearance". With here eccentric outfits, and outrageous make up now mil...
Lady Gaga, who is alleged to have the worlds biggest collection of hats, is wanting to buy Nanny McPhee's hat to add to her growing collection. After watching the Movie Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang, Lady Gaga is reported to have exclaimed: "I mu...
MEXICO CITY - The Republic of Mexico has voted 51 to 49 to ban the use of those humongous oversized hats known as sombreros. A government spokesperson who requested anonymity stated that it is about time that the silly practice of grown men and wo...
Canadians awoke to horror today, discovering that their thrilling Olympic victory over the United States has failed to dislodge their international status as That Hockey Country Just Above America. Experts say that barring the acquisition of nuclear...
Local man Martin Shuttlecock, could barely contain his excitement when wife Anne returned from her customary Saturday shopping extravaganza to announce that she had brought him back a special treat. After helping to unload the family car of myriad...
Following up their success with charging fees for carryone baggage, airlines will be imposing fees on passengers wearing hats. "It's a logical development," said a spokesman Art Farly of the Airline Fee Increase institute. "People who will pay $20...
In these recession hit, snowbound, icebound, eggbound days, at last a hint of an economic revival. Milliner (hatmaker - origin from Milanese fancy goods supplier) Charlie Titfer of East London announced that his business was positively booming as...
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